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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Am I banned from this thread?

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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http://tindeck.com/listen/tgax

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

And hopefully he stays that way :)

Working hard at it sir

Be two years in November

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Pretty sure tom hardy had more dialogue as mad max than he did as spitfire pilot

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

gently caress she does look incredible in that dress though

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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whos a good boy

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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you're a good boy!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Tell me why I shouldn't tweet pictures of William Tecumseh Sherman to obnoxious southern racists aside from the fact it's a waste of time.

Here use this

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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mlmp08 posted:

That's basically what I've heard. That it's way more about characters and interactions than getting mad about how a logic-person would've solved this whole problem differently.

which is why goons loving hated it lmao

mlmp08 posted:

The police stood a chance, but the military all got killed while yelling at subordinates about how they needed the armory open right now, and they don't believe for a second that the armorer is too drunk to drive in to work to open up the armory.

Those who lived through that found that the ammunition supply point civilians weren't coming in, cause it wasn't scheduled 60 days in advance, and there was no conop signed by an O-5+ commander.



god bless this post

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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try not to rape any subordinates in the process




oh wait you aren't in anymore

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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well don't rape them either then

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Anyone else been day drinking because holy poo poo concentration camps for children?

i'm just glad i can be horrified, i guess all my emotions aren't completely gone

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I'll be in my bunk

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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i just saw my dad yelling on facebook about how disrespectful it is to change the name of one of our regional rugby teams....

the Crusaders.
y'know, the dudes who murdered billions of muslims. I can't see at all why it might not be an acceptable name anymore

:thunk:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Click Beelay posted:

how do we get into this gip discord i heard about

easy there buddy there's already two kiwis no space for more

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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i have a spare copy of the dick book, who wants to pay me megabucks for it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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beanieson posted:

Christmas is saved!

Oh is beanie drunk again? Hell yeah

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Keep coming back

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I know, you still haven't drunk the ones I sent you last year

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Red beers are good too

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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EBB posted:

2013 was rock bottom alcoholism for me right before the turnaround so yeah, not a stellar year.

It was when I qualified and went back to cruise ships to drink myself into oblivion, but I had two more years to fall!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I've been sober four years now and have a cool dog so yeah life is definitely on an upward trend

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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beanieson posted:

I really gotta remember to live post more, I’m sure it’s more interesting that way. The kids exchanged gifts and someone had out the board game Life Jr, so of course I show up like “deal me in” while drinking spiked hot chocolate.

So Life Jr involves a bunch of cards you pick up and have to complete actions at times, like sharades, or an impromptu scavenger hunt and poo poo. So I’m trying to get the kids to guess “scored a goal” by miming kicking a ball but I slipped on some wrapping paper and probably have a low key ankle sprain.

They enjoyed it but didn’t guess the right answer so I didn’t get the point 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm pretty sure this is the daddest post in GiP history

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Kawasaki Nun posted:

What are you talking about? D&D doesn't have a shared forum opinion on nearly anything

The only constant is that whatever opinion you hold is wrong

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Vasudus posted:

I'm now moving forward on saving for a house because I want a dog, and I don't want anybody to tell me that my dog is too loud, too big, the wrong breed, or that he can't lay out in yard when it wants to. It's gonna be my motherfucking yard and the dog can lay out in it whenever they want.

Get a Luca


Also displayed is GSD in standard trim

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Erghh posted:

wooooo friday night :toot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMXE3fulO8g

(world is p. dumb rn)

Omg thank you this track loving rules in a dark way

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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super mario batali posted:

Who's the best GIPPER to ask about military aircraft repairs?

aircraft are pretty similar to boats, what do you need?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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A Bad Poster posted:

Soooo throttle stuck open?

You can see them going crash astern, I'm guessing the tug line snapped and the wind or tide had them

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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ded posted:

as much as coors sucks as a beer, that is very cool

coors light is god's nectar

i'll fight anyone who says otherwise

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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beanieson posted:

It’s me you’ll fight for drinking that piss

I don't hit women

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

ain't nothing wrong with macrobrews (my PBR habit is well-documented), but when you go calling 'em gods nectar or whatever it's a bit of an eyebrow raiser is all

Haha

I liked PBR too

The small brew stuff in the states was really good -bar harbor thunder hole ale being a favourite - but yeah idk Coors lite just hit the spot for me with big beer

That and I knew gods nectar would raise eyebrows

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Isn't the national beer of New Zealand just fermented sheep piss?

I'll send some Monteith's to my next satan

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Apr 16, 2020

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I will say Heineken is the loving worst

Just one and I'd get a horrific hangover the next day

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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The amount of dick flop those guys get is impressive

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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is it enjoyable or do you just feel dizzy and sick?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I cannot stop laughing

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Aug 4, 2007


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McNally posted:

Broke: Stopping the Kennedy assassination
Woke: Getting Kennedy to send troops to get rid of the missiles in Cuba

Convincing a succession of Presidents that Mars will start a domino effect causing all planets to become Red

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