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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Diarrhea Elemental posted:

Wine hangovers are almost as bad as getting hammered off any kind of girly malt liquor poo poo like Mike's or Smirnoff Ice, the insane sugar content skullfucks you the next morning so bad. It's like the ghost of Wilford Brimley raped your soul and used your brain as a basketball.

Hahaha..

I crush a bottle of wine 7 days a week and have never been detoured or waylaid in my duties as BRINGER OF CHAINS on the following miserable mornings.

If you hate yourself and everyone else enough, hangovers get lost in the constant droning noise that is existence.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Reverand maynard posted:

He's an ex marine cop

I'd rather be an ex marine than an idiot bitch in perpetuity.

jk no such thing as "ex" Marines-with-a-capital-M.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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wait.

Why is there drunk thread and drunk moose thread.

Which is which?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Dingleberry posted:

“Because it's healthy AND it tastes good, this food resembles much like a situation where you are enjoying your beer in a bar and a pretty young girl comes up to you and asks if you would like to go to her place and assfuck her. A deal too good to be true. Except with this food delicacy there is no hidden cock included.”

So.... sub-par?


Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

There’s a guy sitting at the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

Ask him where he got it from.

If the parrot answers,

You are in a joke.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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taco truck gip goon doin real good for he self

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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2018

all threads

are drunk threads

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Zeris posted:

CNN doxed katy perry
so she joined the space corps
heil trump they said to her
at 0.5c towards jupiter

"woe is me"
said all the goons
"hit this, shim"
said EBB, "and SMDFTB"

deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate
I said deathy did ya gently caress ya rooooommate
deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate
deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate

ask deathy if he hosed his roommate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdvM0IB5Sbs

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Had his own book for said class.

Wow! They got him?!

Mr. Nice! posted:

creation of beer in the tigris

legit thought this said tgirls. lol history was way more dope for a sec

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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a press isn;r a dub step press my bulllllllllllssssssssss

DAD CHAT IN DREANK THREAD IN RES

HI A WA THA

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Just lol if you, veteran-entertaining-thoughts-of-suicide

Bought a gun. Or several guns.

Over moving to CA or CO.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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guys

GUYS

LQQK IM A NAZI!

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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DRUNK THREAD WAS NEVER FINGER QUOTES 'GREAT'

AND FURTHERMORE

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Worst loving salesman in history

Couldn't pitch the classics to the stone age

RIP in piss idiot

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

why would anyone want to be a veteran jfc

The last avenue of chic victimization for cis white males.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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she dont eat meat

but she sure like da bone

arrrrrugh

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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human being MAIN human being MAIN

THIS IS human being ACTUAL REQUESTING DFL

1 PACK

1 DREAM

ZERO I SAY AGAIN ZERO FUCKS

*KRrrrshhh* SPACE human being YOU ARE CLEARED FOR BLAST-OFF

Rrrrrrrrrroger that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx9VfZlA0is

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Does this thread have any rules restrictions?

Beyond not saying the F word or the R word

Asking for a friend

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Wait what the gently caress is the F word? Because I only know gently caress.

The S P A C E word.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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WAKE UP AND DIE RIGHT YOU CUNTS
POST YOUR BEST SHANTIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EzWK2XOSSc
ROW MY LOVE
ROW
AND BRING BACK TO ME
THE KING OF THE OCEAN
THE PRIZE OF THE SEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsw_X0-t06Y
IF IT DOESN'T LIFT YER SPIRITS
IT'LL LEAVE YA NUMB
BEST CURE FOR SHADOWS
IS A BOTTLE OF RUM

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDw

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Does the Red X indicate the judge behind it "passed" on the act? If so, German Lance Reddick and German Gordon Ramsey were like "hang on.. let's see where this goes". Maybe German JJ Abrams tipped them off.

The crowd's reaction when the talent is revealed. Perfect.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE POG SNAKE OF EVER-CONUS

DEPLOYMENTS WILL BEFALL YOU UNLESS YOU POST "STAY SAFE POG SNAKE" IN THIS THREAD

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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@socialistdogmom really knocking it out of the park with xher summary burns.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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edit: ahhhhh

Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Mar 31, 2023

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