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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Sorry the Osprey is also pretty goddamn reliable in terms of airframes lost.

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

bird food bathtub posted:

Hopefully the world will be a better place when boomers die off. When they stop doing their level loving best to dismantle every advantage they had in the name of tax cuts they'll never see maybe we can get around to fixing poo poo for anyone south of a quarter million a year.

I've got some bad news.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/893522972736192512

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Wasabi the J posted:

Sorry the Osprey is also pretty goddamn reliable in terms of airframes lost.
Blame the marines for the bad reputation. They thought it was a brilliant idea to jam as many bodies as possible in a test aircraft.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Casimir Radon posted:

Blame the marines

Checks out.

MacPac
Jun 2, 2006

Grimey Drawer
does the osprey glide in for a crash or sink like a rock?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

MacPac posted:

does the osprey glide in for a crash or sink like a rock?

It glides to the water, where it sinks like a rock.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Victor Vermis posted:

Zero direct quotes from the document, but it must be the worst thing ever because somebody is literally shaking in one of the rage-accoutrement tweets generously sprinkled throughout that piece.

We're living in the age of open-source outrage and people are still clicking links to huff the rear end-end in a game of yuppie telephone.

drat I was worried nobody would advocate for the defense of the persecuted anonymous white men in that story

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Zeris posted:

drat I was worried nobody would advocate for the defense of the persecuted anonymous white men in that story

You joke but have you heard of the racist policy known as affirmative action that's keeping the white man down, my friend?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Victor Vermis posted:

Zero direct quotes from the document, but it must be the worst thing ever because somebody is literally shaking in one of the rage-accoutrement tweets generously sprinkled throughout that piece.

We're living in the age of open-source outrage and people are still clicking links to huff the rear end-end in a game of yuppie telephone.

You can read it yourself here

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Minnesota is now bombing mosques, because killer cops aren't enough for this loving town anymore.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

I am literally shaking shrugging.

His citations are undoubtedly nonsense; he's just like every other anonymous random internet dipshit who tries to highlight legit big-picture societal problems but refuses to stop dragging his own bag of personal emotional mischief into every goddamn attempt.

BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT A SUBFORUM FULL OF BROKE-BRAIN DISABILITY-COLLECTORS TO RECOGNIZE THAT SORT OF TRAGICALLY OBSCURED BRILLIANCE.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Zeris posted:

drat I was worried nobody would advocate for the defense of the persecuted anonymous white men in that story

Bad thing about White Man, unsupported: WHITE MAN BAD
Bad thing about Black Man, unsupported: BLACK MAN GOOD

Maybe we can find a Native American female software coder to mash those two statements together and check for inconsistency.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Meetings and calls.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/893965197676883969


Meanwhile, Fox News's Eric Bolling, who really, really loved attacking Anthony Weiner, got busted by HuffPo for texting unsolicited dick pics to Fox News coworkers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eric-bolling-fox-news-text-messages_us_5984d2bbe4b0cb15b1be6d65

Fox News suspended Bolling and put their law firm on the case, the same one that basically got Roger Ailes.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Trump is literally Fox News personified

Did anyone notify these women that these people at Fox News are famous and you're supposed to let them do whatever since they are famous?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




Posting from Fiji to confirm. Man, it's nice here on the beach big enough for all of us, but no millenials.


facialimpediment posted:



Meanwhile, Fox News's Eric Bolling, who really, really loved attacking Anthony Weiner, got busted by HuffPo for texting unsolicited dick pics to Fox News coworkers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eric-bolling-fox-news-text-messages_us_5984d2bbe4b0cb15b1be6d65

Fox News suspended Bolling and put their law firm on the case, the same one that basically got Roger Ailes.

Weiner and Bolling, LLC. Nah, the Onion wouldn't touch that.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Victor Vermis posted:

Bad thing about White Man, unsupported: WHITE MAN BAD
Bad thing about Black Man, unsupported: BLACK MAN GOOD

Maybe we can find a Native American female software coder to mash those two statements together and check for inconsistency.

Nothing I can tell you will do a better job than JD Salinger's words.

That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "gently caress you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "gently caress you." I'm positive, in fact.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
holden caulfield is a piece of poo poo

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
duuuuuude

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Trump being positive to his twitter followers and suppporters?

SKULL.GIF posted:

:thunk:

https://twitter.com/Protrump45/followers

that's a shitload of Russian bot followers

her Periscope link on her profile leads to a dead end

Her website is a Trump merch site and the only person modeling any of the gear is the woman in the picture

Account created January 2017, with this many followers but not anyone of note and most of the followers being Trump bots. Despite having 150k followers she barely dredges up 30-50 likes per tweet, and is somehow following 35k people

This sure smells Russian to me

https://twitter.com/Protrump45/status/893618845490880512

:lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

correction: victor vermis is a whiny piece of poo poo

ebbnote: zeris is cool and good

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Aug 6, 2017

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

There's a 20 something officer my wife works with civilian dude who thinks millennials ruined everything.

They poisoned the well.

Baby boomers are all bitchmade fuckers who literally poo poo and pissed their pants at the thought of going to Vietnam while doing their best cheerleader impression to send my generation to sandy shitholes where we peoceeded to kill the gently caress out of anyone that opposed us but failed because of baby boomer leadership

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

tastefully arranged labia posted:

correction: victor vermis is a whiny piece of poo poo

He's an ex marine cop

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

Meetings and calls.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/893965197676883969


Meanwhile, Fox News's Eric Bolling, who really, really loved attacking Anthony Weiner, got busted by HuffPo for texting unsolicited dick pics to Fox News coworkers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eric-bolling-fox-news-text-messages_us_5984d2bbe4b0cb15b1be6d65

Fox News suspended Bolling and put their law firm on the case, the same one that basically got Roger Ailes.

Obviously he was just doing research for his story

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Reverand maynard posted:

He's an ex marine cop

isnt he an art major too?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

ElMaligno posted:

isnt he an art major too?

Depends if you count bad opinions as art?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





M_Gargantua posted:

Depends if you count bad opinions as art?

Only video games are art

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

Only video games are art

Porn can be art imho

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Ariana Marie is art, yes.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

cowboy elvis posted:

Ariana Marie is art, yes.

She's got nothing on Michelle Martinez.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Reverand maynard posted:

Baby boomers are all bitchmade fuckers who literally poo poo and pissed their pants at the thought of going to Vietnam while doing their best cheerleader impression to send my generation to sandy shitholes where we peoceeded to kill the gently caress out of anyone that opposed us but failed because of baby boomer leadership

Qft

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Would anyone like some nws Brie? Or is that old hat.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Mambold posted:

Would anyone like some nws Brie? Or is that old hat.

Sure I love cheese.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Mr. Mambold posted:

Would anyone like some nws Brie? Or is that old hat.

60+ pictures of all that is holy

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



gone, gone

Mr. Mambold fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Aug 6, 2017

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Drunk thread

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.



Is this some hack poo poo? Because I like boobies but not when people put it out there without consent

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Aug 6, 2017

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Smiling Jack posted:

Is this some hack poo poo? Because I like boobies but not when people put it out there without consent

No idea. Should I purge the post??

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
If it's hacked/leaked, get rid of it.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Smiling Jack posted:

Is this some hack poo poo? Because I like boobies but not when people put it out there without consent

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Zeris posted:

If it's hacked/leaked, get rid of it.

I will err on the side of caution. Say bye boobs

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