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The Bloop posted:I think I will occasionally make a new profile and use it to utterly obliterate n00bs for a couple hours and then delete it. But that's a hella rude thing to do.
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The Bloop posted:No it's not. They need to learn to get gud. They will be forged in the fires of being splatted repeatedly. They will learn ways to be splatted they did not know existed, and they will internalize this knowledge rise above their peers. Their rank and skill level will improve faster because of my tough love. Yeah, you're rude. I don't like that.
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Negrostrike posted:Do you get a boner every time you go to the beach or pool and see women in swimsuits? What a bad-faith defence!
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Not until Splaturday.
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Onean posted:If you want something to watch, here's a playthrough without commentary I just pulled up on YouTube: poo poo, that old man's voice is so generic and wrong. He is clearly meant to be a complete coot, he should have a crazy prospector voice! I hope Splatoon 2 has better attention to detail.
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Marina would be nowhere without Pearl and is a shameful ingrate!
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I'm gonna walk into Walmart on Friday like Vince McMahon and only communicate with open palm face slaps to indicate I want a copy of Splatoon 2. When I'm tackled by security I will start screaming I am a SovCit and their naval gold fringe flag rules don't apply to me If your palm wasn't open it wouldn't be a slap, just a bizarre punch!
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I've beaten the second boss of singleplayer mode and I'm finding it incredibly dull.
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:I'll play with goons at any rank in Salmon Run. If I drop or anything I'm confidant I can work myself back up pretty easily On this day you have earned your name.
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well why not posted:What's the best way to play handheld? Motion control enabled has my camera always pointing at the sky due to how I hold the Switch. Using the sticks works fine but surely there's a trick to getting handheld working nicely portable. How exactly are you seated? Why doesn't pressing Y work?
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People who dress their character in the try-hard "cool" full body armour make me a little sad.
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Jul 25, 2017 15:56
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I played a bunch of games with a guy who was really good with the paintbrush, guaranteeing a win for whichever team he was on. He was so speedy and frantic, like a stylish Tasmanian devil! I admire him.
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Escobarbarian posted:Watch out admitting that in this thread some people get real mad about it This is the worst way to prove you aren't shook.
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Jul 27, 2017 14:55
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Shame Boner posted:Nah it was a pretty straightforward joke about the ambiguity of the word "sponge" that the localization team threw in there intentionally. Haha, no.
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pippy posted:I turned on motion control about an hour ago, now my arm hurts. You shouldn't be swinging your arms around in broad movements, it's tiny adjustments with your wrist!
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Gumdrop Larry posted:It's always very bizarre how condescending people get about extremely common and inoffensive condiments. Hopefully the next splatfest will be soda vs. water so we can get some more hot takes. Only the SIMPLEST of CHILDREN would drink WATER!!
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Jul 29, 2017 23:00
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The single player is SO BORING!! gently caress!!! That said, you don't get to decide what is/isn't a spoiler for other people. Be kind to others.
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What the heck is Marina eating? Is that a flan that she put ketchup on? gently caress you, Marina!!
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Dexo posted:Why are you insulting Octarian cultural cuisine? Oh God, what have I become???
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Did Splatoon 1 introduce new songs over time, or are Off the Hook likely to put on the exact same concert for every Splatfest?
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Splatfest ended, leaving me with 97 loving ketchup points That's gotta hurt.
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You can place beacons to superjump to? How did I miss that?! Dang.
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Oh, phew. Thank you.
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