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Tonight's Best Match Will Be:
This poll is closed.
Brock vs Joe 25 27.78%
Roman vs Braun 15 16.67%
Seth vs Bray 1 1.11%
Alexa vs Sasha 10 11.11%
Iron Man Tag Match 9 10.00%
Enzo vs Big Cass 7 7.78%
The Miz vs Ambrose 3 3.33%
Neville vs Tozawa 20 22.22%
Total: 90 votes
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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hope Alexa and Brock squash Sasha and Joe. That probably would ruin the event for some people and i respect that.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Do not even ask posted:

alexa wins after sasha banks poops herself and slips on her own poop

finally vince will get someone to do that farting gimmick justice

This would actually be extremely funny and good, although perhaps less good than when Alexa beat the poo poo out of bayley with a kendo stick and then pinned her.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Brock getting squashed Ala Goldberg to try to capture lightning in a bottle twice... that or Lesnar gets wellnessed again causing the belt to drop again

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Spiffster posted:

Brock getting squashed Ala Goldberg to try to capture lightning in a bottle twice... that or Lesnar gets wellnessed again causing the belt to drop again

lesnar doesn't get tested

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


lesnar is never getting wellnessed because wwe doesn't have a wellness policy for people they're giving a million bajillion dollars because they 50/50 booked all their potential stars into the ground

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lesnar got wellness'd by UFC not WWE

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

lesnar got wellness'd by USADA not WWE

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


i'm not judging wwe for no longer having a wellness policy for their top stars because the wellness policy robbed me of that william regal main event run in 2008

gently caress the wellness policy

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

no wrestlers are going to be well any how. they're all hosed up bastards

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


WWE doesn't test part-timers because the part-timers rightfully took Scott Steiner's side and said they'd agree to it only if HHH was the first man tested. And loving :lol: at that ever happening

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

scott steiner is so goddamn cool

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

a.lo posted:

why is enzo bigger/taller than cass in that photo

Maybe he took lessons on how to be taller?

exploded mummy posted:

he included the Dean/Miz match

Oh you :allears:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

jerusalem check your PMs and save the wwe thread and make me co-mod


and make a fun game for us for this ppv!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

scott steiner is so goddamn cool

change the OT to this

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

im here to confirm i dont know how to read

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

DoctorGonzo posted:

change the OT to this

gently caress that, change the name of PSP to this

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

and make a fun game for us for this ppv!

I welcome and encourage as much 50s lingo and use of Jerry Lee's Discography as possible!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

gently caress that, change the name of PSP to this

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdFANHGP-2E

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Joe gonna lose and I'm going be SO MAD

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
this will be the first ppv i have watched since mania, I think

100% for BRAUUUUUUUUN

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

I welcome and encourage as much 50s lingo and use of Jerry Lee's Discography as possible!

I'm gonna be like Jerry Lee and go full Shelbyville

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

I'm gonna be like Jerry Lee and go full Shelbyville

PUNKS DIET ROOTMARM NOOOOOO!!!!! :gonk:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
will this ppv be more or less fun than loving and marrying your 13 year old cousin

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
you guys have a lot higher expectations than i do of the lesnar samoa joe match i have a feeling it'll be p lovely but hopefully ill be wrong

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Bill Goldberg posted:

will this ppv be more or less fun than loving and marrying your 13 year old cousin

Yes?

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Do it ironically posted:

you guys have a lot higher expectations than i do of the lesnar samoa joe match i have a feeling it'll be p lovely but hopefully ill be wrong

I'm expecting the worst.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

It's time....

FOR


BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Testekill posted:

It's time....

FOR


BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#WWEBalls

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

this will be the first ppv i have watched since mania, I think

100% for BRAUUUUUUUUN

part of me is glad you're here, and part of me is still wary. BUT I SHALL ERR ON THE SIDE OF FUN!

thus, welcome to the ppv thread! lets see some half-naked people get beat up for our enjoyment! i hope its good, and if it cant be good, i hope it will be ridiculous


and i think my 50's lingo is limited to "cool your jets, daddy-o!" but its not a contest without a prize, so give someone an av cert for, uh, most ridiculous 50's-style post

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
brock will squash joe in under 5 minutes and i will laugh and weep

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bill Goldberg posted:

will this ppv be more or less fun than loving and marrying your 13 year old cousin

No?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it's not a yes or no question

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

they should've had a 50s style car on the ramp

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Renee looks like an inferior Nattie today.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Gonna be so sick of this song by the end of the night

Not right now though :getin:

No SAM ROBERTS!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I'm going to make a bad decision and watch this.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Time for a glorious pre-show.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

its on! ITS ON! and david otungas here :eng99:

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Memes on WWE.

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