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Best Match Tonight?
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Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton - Punjabi Prison 9 10.59%
John Cena vs Rusev - Flag Match 3 3.53%
Usos vs The New Day - Tag Title Match 11 12.94%
AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - US Title Match 22 25.88%
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Baron Corbin 5 5.88%
Women's 5-Way Match 1 1.18%
Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis 0 0%
Tye Dillinger vs Aiden English 3 3.53%
Forget that, Bad Luck Fale must pay! 31 36.47%
Total: 85 votes
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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Aphrodite posted:

The punjabi prison would be way better if they had to collect parts of an amulet and also there were guards to stop them.

To win this match the wrestlers must assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey!

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bartok
May 10, 2006



After tonight Batista vs. The Great Khali will still be the best Punjabi Prison match.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I was hoping Rusev would turn face but I guess that is a NO

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I hope the various Americans beat the various non-Americans, to prove these colors don't run.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


What the hell's a flag match?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The flag match is going to be way worse than the Punjabi Prison match.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Well this sure is gonna be a show

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
Remember how cool Rusev in a tank was? He should always show up in a tank.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

21 Hoot Salute posted:

plz cash in Baron Corbin

:agreed:

Save us Baron

a.lo posted:

I was hoping Rusev would turn face but I guess that is a NO

His promos before reappearing were threatening Shane and Bryan. Of course he was arriving heel

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

He looks like someone dragged Karl Pilkington through a thicket of pubic hair

lmfao

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
get ready for the worst ppv of all time

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

a.lo posted:

I was hoping Rusev would turn face but I guess that is a NO

Maybe he'll climb up and grab the American flag then pledge his allegiance to the US of A

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Republicans posted:

What the hell's a flag match?

If Rusev gets the flag Cena has to stand there and watch while he insults America and he's forbidden from working up a patriotic spirit.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



all wrestlers should have to wear the facepaint in this promo imo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

He looks like someone dragged Karl Pilkington through a thicket of pubic hair

Holy poo poo :lol:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if anyone doesn't know, sam roberts has a comedy radio show Where he's the guy who explains every single joke anyone says, while laughing at his own words

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Republicans posted:

What the hell's a flag match?

The first competitor to get to full mast wins

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this anit no Great Balls PPV

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Republicans posted:

What the hell's a flag match?

its old school

bartok
May 10, 2006



I hope Big Show replaces Jinder because of elevated liver enzymes

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

now i wish they had karl pilkington on the pre-show instead of that idiot clown

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

21 Hoot Salute posted:

all wrestlers should have to wear the facepaint in this promo imo
Last year's Battleground had this really cool flag theme going

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Abroham Lincoln posted:

The first competitor to get to full mast wins

Well it's not really fair it he's got Lana in his corner.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I want to feel the powa.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hope this match is as good as their last one, only with a proper ending.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Bill Goldberg posted:

get ready for the worst ppv of all time

my body is ready

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
New Day: Still Very Good

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
why the hell is everything extremely america

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

dromal phrenia posted:

now i wish they had karl pilkington on the pre-show instead of that idiot clown

I did not know I wanted this.
But I do.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

is there anything "obscure" i should play on my poo poo old 3ds.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

why are they wearing the american flag? did a tragedy happen?

bartok
May 10, 2006



dromal phrenia posted:

now i wish they had karl pilkington on the pre-show instead of that idiot clown

Hanging out with Jerry Lawler has to be leagues better than hanging out with Ricky Gervais.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Ah the long haired man girl is there of course, but now he's wearing douchey red glasses.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

He looks like someone dragged Karl Pilkington through a thicket of pubic hair

you are a good person.

Please be good, Battleground. Be kind.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I want Baron to cash in but how will he get through the impenetrable bamboo of the Punjabi Prison? Maybe he can get himself in there as a camera man. Please. Just anything.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Monster heel Big E assaults celiac fan with cereal box.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

america pandering, hurray

edit: heel uso theme is extremely my poo poo

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Cavauro posted:

is there anything "obscure" i should play on my poo poo old 3ds.

Fire Pro Wrestling Advance

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
German announcer's suit is moire-ing like hell.

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

a.lo posted:

why are they wearing the american flag? did a tragedy happen?

Probably a shooting somewhere. I mean, statistically at least.

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