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For anybody interested, Liquid Communism over at Something Offal is running a Chili Competition with prizes - sounds fun and maybe you can ____________________________ No Mercy: Sept. 24th WWE Universal Title Match Brock Lesnar (c) w/ Paul Heyman vs. Braun Strowman John Cena vs. Roman Reigns WWE Raw Tag Team Championships Match Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Sheamus & Cesaro WWE Raw Women's Championship Match Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax vs. Emma Bray Wyatt vs. Finn Balor WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match Neville (c) vs. Enzo Amore ____________________________ Raw Results Raw opened with a moment of silence with people shouting and wooing through it. Roman Reigns defeated Jason Jordan. John Cena came out and confronted Roman Reigns after his comments last week. He said Roman is the Guy but he could barely put away just a guy tonight. Roman says he's had better matches this year than Cena has had his whole career, which is a lie. Cena laughed and said he doesn't even need to say anything for Roman to bury himself. Roman says WWE doesn't need Cena because with Roman ticket sales and revenue is up and John can't even break into Hollywood, not even with a Transformers movie. Cena says no one has ever cut Roman down to size or put him in check before, but come No Mercy Cena will be like a drug test and Roman won't pass him. Sasha Banks defeats Emma. Nia Jax and Emma were on commentary. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman come out and Heyman cuts his regular promo. Heyman puts over Strowman as a real challenge but he then said that Strowman isn't badder than Brock. Heyman references UFC and the "Fighter are you ready" saying before a fight starts. He demands Braun come out. Braun comes out and fights with Brock until Brock suplexes Braun. However Braun no sells it and Lesnar is stunned. Braun tells him he's not going to Suplex City then kicks Lesnar's rear end. Braun poses with the Universal title before leaving it on his Brock. Bray Wyatt defeated Goldust. Goldust's scouting angle and heel turn were completely forgotten about it seems. Bray's whole thing is being against face paint it seems and he wipes the paint off Goldust after their match until Finn Balor comes out for the save. Sheamus and Cesaro are interviewed about their match against Gallows and Anderson tonight. They say that those two are a bigger threat than Rollins and Ambrose are with their Shield reunion. Remember, they are The Bar! Gallows and Anderson vs. Sheamus and Cesaro never starts as Rollins and Ambrose are on commentary and all 3 teams brawl and get pulled apart. Ambrose and Rollins demand a match against both teams tonight, but Kurt Angle says he can't have that, but can have an 8 man tag. Ambrose and Rollins need to find tag partners and Ambrose says he'll go down to Disney and get Mickey Mouse and Batman. Kurt says he wants them to find real partners, even if those two would be good team mates. It is announced that Asuka has signed on to be part of the Raw roster as a video package airs. Nia Jax is watching her video package and is disgusted. In comes Alexa Bliss who is also disgusted. She tries kissing Nia's rear end and pretending they are friends but Nia doesn't buy it. Nia asked for her vs. Alexa next week since Alexa has wanted that match so badly. Elias is out playing a new song about Anaheim sucking. He then defeats Kalisto in a match. John Cena defeated Braun Strowman by DQ when Braun used the steal steps on Cena. Cena got his rear end kicked all match. Dean and Seth are looking for tag partners tonight. First Dean asks some tech hands, then Jamie Noble and Dean Malenko, but finally settle on The Hardy Boyz. MizTV is next and the Miztourage come out. Maryse and Miz announce that they are having a baby!!! The crowd is ecstatic and then Enzo comes out. Enzo just gets verbally buried by Miz, for everything. His wrestling ability, his unlikability, his fake celebrity status, just everything. Enzo says he'll come back from 205 Live and take the IC title instead. Enzo defeats Miz by DQ when the trash talking on the mic gets too rough and asks who their kids daddy really is. The Miztourage beat Enzo's rear end and rightfully so. Enzo is stumbling around backstage after getting his rear end kicked and Neville is there to laugh in his stupid face. Seth & Deand & the Hardyz beat Gallows and Anderson and Sheamus and Cesaro when Sheamus and Cesaro abandoned the match. This ended Raw. ____________________________ Smackdown Results SMACKDOWN IN SIN CITY!
Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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Braun popping straight up out of that suplex and the look of dawning horror on Brock's face...
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Please remember to pour one out for the RAW Womens Division when Asuka debuts and murders everyone. I'm sorry dromal phrenia.
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Congrats to Miz
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:17 |
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Braun loving rules.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:21 |
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Was this an episode of Monday Night Raw that would be worth watching in full through completely legal means or was this an episode of Monday Night Raw best followed via youtube clips?
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:23 |
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Enzo got a skull loving finale.VJeff posted:Was this an episode of Monday Night Raw that would be worth watching in full through completely legal means or was this an episode of Monday Night Raw best followed via youtube clips? Mostly full. The main event match was filler.
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rovert posted:Enzo got a skull loving finale. Yeah. Genuinely a good Raw and even though the main was filler it was fun filler. Watch it if you have time to kill and like Raw's tag scene. Otherwise just watch the rest.
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Yeah, not a bad show, the main event should have been at the top of the first hour probably and I'd have ended thinking better of the show. The Roman/Cena and Brock/Braun stuff was great, as was the Braun/Cena match. Miz tearing Enzo to pieces was pretty fantastic too.
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Test did 9/11
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Jerusalem posted:Braun popping straight up out of that suplex and the look of dawning horror on Brock's face... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQyi3HGf2eY&t=183s Braaauuunnnnn
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im cute posted:Test did 9/11 test is dead
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Did matt fall over trying to get in the ring to break up that pin or what
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KungFu Grip posted:test is dead rip Test Also actually WWE uploaded the full unedited first Roman/John promo-off, flubs and all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36cLMYMrOTk
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:34 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Did matt fall over trying to get in the ring to break up that pin or what Seemed like it, yeah.
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The Miz/Enzo segment was good but the jaw jacking while the match was going on ...was strange.
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KungFu Grip posted:test is dead well i mean, he didn't do it recently
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They really need to put the belt on Braun for at least a month or two just to make sure to make him a big time main event guy and not just somebody for Reigns to beat later
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:39 |
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Bah gawd is that Kissinger's music!
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DarkstarIV posted:Please remember to pour one out for the RAW Womens Division when Asuka debuts and murders everyone. im looking forward to another bayley vs asuka it won't be as good as takeover dallas, but it'll be better than whatever else is going on
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:42 |
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The Miz is really living everyone's dream, getting Maryse pregnant, punching Enzo in the face
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We really need to start having separate threads for the West Coast feed for RAW and Smackdown, cause I'd love to talk about this live without spoilers Also I am loving Cena's weekly trash talking of Roman Reigns Also there's something hilarious about how all the advertising for Brock Lesnar just has Paul Heyman hovering behind him
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drrockso20 posted:We really need to start having separate threads for the West Coast feed for RAW and Smackdown, cause I'd love to talk about this live without spoilers There are barely enough people to talk about the shows in one thread, especially for Smackdown. Just be one of the cool kids and watch the east coast feed at 5
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drrockso20 posted:We really need to start having separate threads for the West Coast feed for RAW and Smackdown, cause I'd love to talk about this live without spoilers You could just start at the last page of the Raw thread. I guess you'd get a bit of main event spoilers but this week it was bad.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:47 |
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I bet I could beat up Braun Strowman.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:48 |
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God drat it. I've worked a week straight and I'm just too tired to stay up late enough to finish raw. Was BRRRRRAAAAUUUUNNNN/Cena as good as I hope it was?
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YAY MIZ AND MARYSE!!! Mazel!
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Erebus posted:There are barely enough people to talk about the shows in one thread, especially for Smackdown. Don't think my provider has an East coast feed for USA
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loving killer raw. BRAAAAUUUUUNN is the best as always, I don't think he's beating Lesnar but if they're not stupid he's a loving STAR and is possibly the quickest to improve and rise to the level they're asked to since Okada. Not that I'm implying he will ever be an Okada-level talent but he's definitely on the path to be one of the biggest stars in the company for a long loving time. The Miz and Enzo segment was great and made me want this to transition to a long term program between the two. gently caress drat Miz owns and Enzo can just nail it even if he's poo poo in the ring and has had some misfires Plus the main was fun as hell and I'm glad I stayed the final hour. The Good Brothers may not really have much steam but they're alright and all the other teams are really fun at the moment
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:54 |
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Miz has continuously been MVP of the last several Raws with Braun as a close second. I seriously hope Enzo doesn't win the CW title.
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Fenrir posted:Was BRRRRRAAAAUUUUNNNN/Cena as good as I hope it was? It was a lot of fun.
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ijii posted:Miz has continuously been MVP of the last several Raws with Braun as a close second. I seriously hope Enzo doesn't win the CW title. me too, because i now want to see him in a feud for the ic belt
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Guys I want Dean Ambrose to be a top champ again but in a company with Braun and Finn and Joe on one brand and Shinsuke and AJ on the other I don't know if I can justify it and it makes me really sad.
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I wouldn't worry about it. This tag run is really fun. I just hope he's moved to SD as soon as they put him in a singles run. A Wrestlemania US title match or a post Wrestlemania feud against Nakamura or AJ would be cool
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:I wouldn't worry about it. This tag run is really fun. I just hope he's moved to SD as soon as they put him in a singles run. A Wrestlemania US title match or a post Wrestlemania feud against Nakamura or AJ would be cool I will say this. He never got chumped out of the SD title scene. He could easily be kayfabe slotted in if they moved him. And don't get me wrong, this tag run is the most fun Dean has been in a long time, I'm loving it. I'm just speaking generally.
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Is Enzo really that hated backstage ala early career Miz?
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KungFu Grip posted:
What a talent!
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Waffleopolis posted:Is Enzo really that hated backstage ala early career Miz? Yes. He has a tremendous amount of heat on him backstage for various reasons, all of them legitimately terrible (by terrible i mean enzo is terrible, not wwe for once).
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Yeah, I was pulling for Enzo to be a thing in the WWE but he seems to have managed to totally gently caress that up by virtue of just being a dillhole to the point that his Mizocentric curbstomping was incredibly gratifying. And a whole lot more convincingly Real-feeling than the Roman/Cena stuff of the last couple weeks, which is getting super, super forced. also, Goldust
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I just love everything about the Miz, Maryse and the Miztourage right now. Everything about that group works.
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