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"Send the fit girls to sell to Canary Wharf wankers" Gold.
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"There's no value in selling food at lunch time, do it at 3pm"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:26
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Them burgers be full of meat.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:31
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Khablam posted:I'd love to buy random uncooked burger pattys off the street from hysterical, desperate people, labelled only "beef".
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Oct 4, 2017 21:37
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That Josh Gad looking fucker has the best worst glasses.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:42
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Pissflaps posted:I wish the teams weren't so obviously constrained by how they're allowed to approach these tasks. Why not just let them adopt whatever strategy they like to make money selling burgers? Maybe they just want to sell cooked ones or just want to sell to the trade or be one big team or three small teams or do a veggie burger but no it's got to be two teams with a loving 'sub team' leader with two types of meat sold in the same way. It's just too managed. This is true but at the same time they also have to arrange to have a camera crew and other watchful people following them around and they have to schedule everything around what they do, so there's probably a hard limit on how flexible they can be. I'm guessing they were given a choice of 2-3 locations to sell in. It also makes it easier to compare how the two teams are doing I guess?  I don't know it's an awful show.
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Oct 4, 2017 22:37
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Pissflaps posted:It's easy to compare the two teams however they do it you just count the money. Minute to minute I mean. 'The blokes' subteam are still packing burgers and the women's subteam are already selling leftover stock' is an easy way to compare (even though it's almost never accurate).
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Oct 4, 2017 22:52
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Pissflaps posted:The Apprentice doesn't have a narrator does it? There always has been and he always says the same poo poo.
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Oct 5, 2017 07:53
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Rondette posted:I was at Stone food fair today and saw this. Is... is that a woman choking to death in the background?
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Oct 8, 2017 23:41
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crispix posted:Someone is going to take that "profit is important" warning to mean they should definitely drag flatpacked furniture out of a skip they spot on pavement somewhere and scrounge decades old tins of paint for free. And Sugar will love it.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:13
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Love when they knock insignificant amounts off the price for a 'big win' and to show off their negotiation skills when the seller could not give less of a gently caress about a tenner.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:23
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"These suitcases are loving awful so give me a discount"
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Oct 11, 2017 21:28
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Never forget.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:40
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It's kind of uncomfortable that everyone's disappointed that the Chinese guy didn't take the maths jobs.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:43
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Rondette posted:drat, I'd love a Scarfe caricature. First prize I actually would want! Yeah that's legit awesome. drat good beer he draws. e: "Please come in, have a drink while I leave the room. I'll be back to draw a few of you, 30 seconds max per person. gently caress off."
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Oct 11, 2017 21:46
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onoflalks posted:Billy Big Bollocks Ross telling Sralan to shut it, he's gone He's right though. I like that he doesn't seem to realise what show he's on. stev fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Oct 11, 2017 |
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Oct 11, 2017 21:51
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Surprised he didn't get called out on calling everyone 'dude' and not giving a poo poo.
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Oct 11, 2017 21:59
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Also what was the point of the whole profit margin thing if Sugar just arbitrarily picked the winner based on nothing?
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Oct 11, 2017 22:01
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Why did no one point out that they called the robot Semen?
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Oct 19, 2017 21:42
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"You're" cost them the task.
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Oct 19, 2017 23:40
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I can't believe how much they were selling those lovely dancing Echo Dots for.
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Oct 22, 2017 17:05
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Jesus loving Christ a whole task dedicated to revering the glory that is Alan Sugar. This is beyond parody.
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Nov 1, 2017 22:07
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'Can I have this price?' 'Yes.' 'Ok can I have a lower price?' e: Promising to hold a product for someone then telling someone else they can race for it? Don't go to this Amstrad dealer guys. Unethical behaviour. stev fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Nov 1, 2017 |
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Nov 1, 2017 22:18
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Surely there's a million places to get Spurs scarves in London?
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Nov 1, 2017 22:32
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Jesus getting that guy to drag an old PC across London when he's just put dinner on, then cancelling when he's almost there? They should lose for being absolute knobs.
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Nov 1, 2017 22:35
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Bruges is one of the best places ever. Ever.
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Nov 1, 2017 23:04
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Khablam posted:How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful loving fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody's loving thing? It's all about the overpriced beer and the little pots of cheese and mustard you get with them. And the stew. Get the stew at the Halve Maan brewery. gently caress.
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Nov 1, 2017 23:39
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eating only apples posted:All I took from this episode is after six tasks Elizabeth thinks Sajan's name is Sergeant. Well I'll be damned. Not sure what the Sarah Jane girl did to deserve a firing. She seemed semi-competent and it's not exactly her fault the tour itself was such shite. If someone sold me a beer tasting in Bruges and it was just a lad talking poo poo about how drunk Belgian beer gets you I'd walk out and demand double my money back.
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Nov 9, 2017 00:41
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Marmaduke! posted:As the PM she certainly shares some element of the blame for the lovely tour. But I think she was fired for not really making an impression. In last week's episode her entire role was sitting opposite the others in the taxi. Not actually really contributing anything. She was sat in a room with Charles and Andrew though who actually did poo poo to be fired over.
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Nov 9, 2017 00:59
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Are the candidates paid to be on the show at all? I'd hope they get something if they literally can't earn an income for their families while wasting their time on it (obviously some have other businesses or income streams but not all).
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Nov 16, 2017 20:01
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Even just 'Expand' would've been a bit less poo poo. Or Expanse like the space thing.
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Nov 16, 2017 23:07
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Bacon Terrorist posted:According to the gutter press Michaela is £100k in the hole after a failed business venture. There was that woman that presented 5 Live too.
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Nov 17, 2017 08:30
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Khablam posted:The growing sense that the teams have a very limited list of things they can do, and ways to do it, gets worse every year. Also they were probably given like, three locations to choose from and one was listed as 'quaint, picturesque Norman village' and then they were forced to film there after picking it. Like, they could so easily have said 'lets just drive down the road to literally any town in the UK' but instead the 'chose to make the best of what they had'.
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Nov 18, 2017 16:03
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Pretty cheeky asking them to pick up all the bird poo poo in a field covered in birds.
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Nov 22, 2017 22:27
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Elizabeth making an ethical, pro consumer move. She's gone.
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Nov 22, 2017 22:33
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onoflalks posted:How hard is it to pick up yer own dug's shite? It is not worth £125. And how much can there possibly be in one garden? e: Why do they keep using Canary Wharf for boardroom establishing shots? stev fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Nov 22, 2017 |
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Nov 22, 2017 22:35
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Why don't I recognise the blonde one? Was she there before today?
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Nov 22, 2017 22:48
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He's literally going to get fired for swearing when they got the job anyway. I miss when the show had proper unbleeped swearing.
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Nov 22, 2017 22:52
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Anisa was alright.
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For the football box they were literally just there for a private room and alcohol so it was probably pretty difficult to wrangle a disaster out of it. I know it can't happen but I'd really prefer a series where the candidates are just competent and genuinely seeing who can do their best in difficult tasks. Not picking up goose poo poo.
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