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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crab: now available with fur

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naem
May 29, 2011

no snops but very professional looking 2.5 out of ten

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


known to stuff its cheeks full of frozen gas

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Ror posted:

known to stuff its cheeks full of frozen gas

how embarrassing

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene posted:

Crab: now available with fur







OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Orangutan becomes creb

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

OgNar posted:

Orangutan becomes creb

:hmmyes: carcini-ape-tion

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


OgNar posted:

Orangutan becomes creb

Return to monke is only the first step.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Reporting from the Texas coast: 1.5 days, not a crabbe to be found. Party morale dropping.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
The Candy Striped Hermit Crab. Discovered in 2017 in the southern Caribbean.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexO_AnM3GQ&t=30s

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Someone messed up and posted this in the cursed thread:
https://i.imgur.com/hIdstOD.mp4

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

the gently caress is that metroid enemy looking rear end crab??

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Some kind of small pastry?

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


One of these I think
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epimeriidae

Pingiivi posted:

Someone messed up and posted this in the cursed thread:

The curse is he has no snip snop.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pingiivi posted:

Someone messed up and posted this in the cursed thread:
https://i.imgur.com/hIdstOD.mp4

Lol that was me. My brain saw cursed in my bookmarks and misinterpreted it as crabs. A cursed mistake indeed.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Crarbsed

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If you were a crab what kind of crab would you be? I'd wanna be a small, fast crab with an enormous snipper bigger than my torso cephalothorax.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Who What Now posted:

If you were a crab what kind of crab would you be? I'd wanna be a small, fast crab with an enormous snipper bigger than my torso cephalothorax.

id wanna be one of those sex crabs all hangin out in some slam piece's vagine all like "what up guys :jackbud:"

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


this crab has seen some poo poo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Leperflesh posted:

this crab has seen some poo poo

Why on earth would you show it my posts

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I miss my majestic herd of tiny aquarium crabs, migrating back and forth across the 3' tank with the seasons

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://abby-howard.tumblr.com/post/650890286156955648/new-school-4-petz-new-school-4-petz-context

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLuURlWhcgs&t=4752s
(1:19:12 for some solid gamedev crab asmr)

Scarodactyl fucked around with this message at 00:48 on May 12, 2021

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Id like to be a coconut crab, they are large and in charge

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bismuth posted:

Id like to be a coconut crab, they are large and in charge

I'd rather be a methane gas eating crab because then human-me wouldnt try to eat crab-me.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



:3:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Crab Dad posted:

I'd rather be a methane gas eating crab because then human-me wouldnt try to eat crab-me.

Ill be one of the coconut crabs whos diet makes it poisonous to humans

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'd be a hermit crab so I could carry around my own house/toilet everywhere for convenience, and simply swap into a larger one when I become too fat for it

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

You're called Captain Hygiene and you advocate constantly making GBS threads in the house you carry around on your back

A shameful crabbe

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

When you're a crab you can poo poo whenever and wherever you want

Your a crab you should know this!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mak0rz posted:

When you're a crab you can poo poo whenever and wherever you want

Your a crab you should know this!

im an aspiring crab and they say poo poo for the job you want, not the one you have. :hai:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



What if I switch houses every time I poop :colbert:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:crab: I'm this crab



some more fun crabs to choose from:




Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


omg

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

I want to love fluffy crab but he looks like a 6 on the bristol chart

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/StormYorha/status/1392491977627811843

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
what is crab taste

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
a crab of taste and refinement

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