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Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008


Pillbug

This challenge was inspired by Fleta Mcgurn admitting in the cooking disasters thread that they tried and failed to make creamed spinach. The crux of the problem was that Fleta had never actually EATEN creamed spinach before, and didn't feel like looking up a recipe, so just made what they thought creamed spinach probably was.

Croatoan and Rolo piled on, and thus this thread's idea was born.


THE CHALLENGE

Tell me the name/literal English translation of your regional cuisine, and I will make it without looking up ANYTHING about it, then will post my results. I'm willing to do one per week, so anyone else, please feel free to jump in and claim a dish that gets posted.

To get an idea of how this would play out, imagine what someone asked to make corned beef would come up with if they had no idea what it was, and no access to any info. Same thing for Frito Pie.

Give me your regional dishes!


Fake edit: Scandinavians, y'all have some seriously racist food names, so let's skip those, thanks!


Real edit: Yuge response so far! Below is what is done, what is claimed, and what has already been suggested and is up for grabs.


DONE:

California Burrito completed by Tiggum
Jamaican Patty with Coco Bread completed by Doom Rooster
Chocolate Gravy by bob dobbs is dead
German Sausage Salad by Tiggum
University Potatoes by Gann Jerod
Fish Smell Eggplant by Doom Rooster
Mother and Child by bob dobbs is dead
Chess Pie by legendof
American Chop Suey by bob dobbs is dead
Frybread by bob dobbs is dead
The Fitzgerald (cocktail) by chitoryu12
Jam Roly-Poly by bob dobbs is dead
Puppy Chow by Flaccid Trip
Bollocks Monkey by RandomPaul
Between the Sheets (cocktail) by legendof
Prairie Fire (cocktail) by legendof
Prarie Fire of Soom by chitoryu12
Fat Gravy by bob dobbs is dead
Doom Rooster by ExecuDork
Small Fry Dirt Bean by ExecuDork
Funeral Potatoes by ExecuDork
Tiger Skin Bell-Pepper by Neofelis
Burgoo by PDP-1
Fish-Head Fire-Pot by Leviathan Song
Glorified Rice by Cavenagh
Bunny Chow by Doom Rooster
Green Broth by Doom Rooster

Claimed:
Bile Up claimed by Doom Rooster
Handcheese with Music claimed by JaquelineDempsey
Funeral Potatoes claimed by Execudork and rumble in the bunghole (tracking in OP now to prevent dupes)
Nun's Farts claimed by Fleta Mcgurn
Hot Brown claimed by Invisible Ted
Minnesotan Sushi claimed by Suspect Bucket
Doom Rooster claimed by RandomPaul
Glorified Rice claimed by Cavenagh
Bubble and Squeak claimed by Discussion Quorum
Corned Beef claimed by Fluffy Bunnies
Toad in the Hole claimed by Fluffy Bunnies
Fish Cock claimed by fizzmercy
Jell-O Salad claimed by Dogwood Fleet
Grave Salmon served with overly sweetened potato box claimed by Merkin Muffley
Charles Dickens' Own Punch (cocktail) claimed by legendof
Rocky Mountain Oysters by bob dobbs is dead
Tiger Bite/Son of a Bitch Sauce by Liquid Communism
Refined beans

Up For Grabs:

Hoe Cakes
Garbage Plate
White Hots
Door County Fish Boil
Hot Dish
Sheephead
Spotted Dick
Whoopie Pie
Cincinatti Three-Way
Burger with the Lot
Slinger
Hot Brown
Lithuanian Zeppelin
Icelandic Fish Balls
Super Easy Fudge
Laverbread
Crumbly Porridge with Sour Milk
Dutch Letters
Stick Meat
Russian Plucked Cake
Return to the Pot Meat
Hog's Head Cheese
Roast Beef Debris
Solomon Gundy
Spotted Dog
Tablet
Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
Heaven and Earth
Half Chicken
Swedish Palt/Body Cake
Pet Porridge
Stacked Enchiladas
Old Clothes
Bread of the Hand
Cullen Skink
Turtle Pie
Yorkshire Pudding
Herring Under a Fur Coat
Rumbledethumps
Cubano Pressed Sandwich
Dutch Apple Baby
Pease Pudding
Lancashire Hotpot
Parched Peas
Black Pudding
Fair Bread
Halal Snack Pack
Utica Greens
Husband and Wife Beef
Chicken Riggies
My Dumbass Aunt
City Chicken
Stranger's Bowl
Dead Grandma
Cold Dog
Poke Bowl
Grilled Whatever You Like
Pie Floater with Chicken Salt Chips on the side
Hangi
Shark and Tatties
Pineapple Lumps
Muttonbird Pie
Pea Pie and Pud
Damper
Juicy Lucy
Scrapple
North Dakota Kuchen (Cake)
Cabbage Sparrows
Steam Noodle
Cabbage Goulash with Bohemian Dumplings
Sad Cold (Bean) Starch
Welsh Rarebit
English Rarebit
Italian Rarebit
The smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she-banker
Spaghetti in the Style of Whores
German Liver Cheese
Angel Wings
Devils on Horseback
English Soup
Maid-Rite
Ants on a Log
Ambrosia
Scotcharoos
Little Pigeons
Lil' Guts
Mother-in-Law
Buss Up Shut
Christ's Ears
Cheese Ball
Sloppy Joe
Loco Moco
Jam Roly-Poly
Electric Brandy
poo poo on a Shingle
Cement Mixer (cocktail)
Washington Apple (cocktail)
Glögg (cocktail)
South Dakota Martini (cocktail)
Cow Spunk (cocktail)
Cincinnati Chili
Torpedo Juice
Hot Beef Commercial
Hickory Drink
Robber Roast
Macaroni Box
Atom
Hydrogen
A person from Pori
Slap on the Ear
Bread Cheese
Pepper Cake
Frog Eye Salad
Prairie Oyster
Bread and Butter Pudding
Cockaleekie Pie
Potato Candy
Sweet Potatoes (Chinese)
Eton Mess
Pink Stuff
Boyld Brawne hint: "A brawny Churchman makes a hearty meal."
Cowboy Caviar
Boudin Balls


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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GHOULISHLY CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF CHILDREN TO TEACH THEIR PARENTS "A LESSON"


thread appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


As someone from Central Florida, we have a lot of Caribbean immigrants.

How about a Jamaican patty with coco bread?

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008


Pillbug


This is one of my favorite videos ever.



chitoryu12 posted:

As someone from Central Florida, we have a lot of Caribbean immigrants.

How about a Jamaican patty with coco bread?

Never heard of it! Will make it this weekend.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

Hold the line, I have shitposting to do.


Either corned beef or hoe cakes.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013

Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?


Over here in Rochester NY, our regional dish thing is the garbage plate, and maybe depending on the mood it might have white hots in it. Not ethic by any stretch but oh boy that meal is up to limitless interpretation by name alone.

Hint: it may or may not involve potatoes/macaroni/beans depending on the person

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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface


Bile Up, godspeed sir.

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008


Pillbug

Croatoan posted:

Either corned beef or hoe cakes.

Missing Name posted:

Over here in Rochester NY, our regional dish thing is the garbage plate, and maybe depending on the mood it might have white hots in it. Not ethic by any stretch but oh boy that meal is up to limitless interpretation by name alone.

Hint: it may or may not involve potatoes/macaroni/beans depending on the person

I already know all of these, so will leave these to anyone who doesn't to grab.

Telsa Cola posted:

Bile Up, godspeed sir.

No clue. This should be interesting...

Qu Appelle
Nov 3, 2005

Testosterone spill on aisle four!



From Wisconsin: Door County Fish Boil.

Have fun!

legendof
Oct 27, 2014



I would also like to nominate the classic Minnesotan dish hot dish.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Sheephead.

Kim Justice
Jan 29, 2007



The classic Spotted Dick.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Whoopie Pie

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?

Nap Ghost

Eskimo ice cream! Good luck!

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.


I’d be interested to see what people think is in a California Burrito.

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Cincinnati Three-Way

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

Why not the Aussie beach classic, the Burger with the Lot? You must correctly identify the secret Strayan burger ingredients to pass. It's a true cultural shibboleth. It's just different enough to how yanks and poms make their burgers to trip them right the gently caress up if they've never had a proper burger with the lot.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


Ooooh, how about a St. Louis classic, a Slinger?

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Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.


Please make some toad in the hole followed by spotted dick

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008


Pillbug

Gonna grab two this week, Jamaican Patty with Coco Bread, and because I for some reason think it's probably a beverage, Bile Up. Would LOVE some other folks to claim some and post.

Already know what the following are, so they are out for me:

Spotted Dick
Hot Dish
Whoopie Pie
Cincinnati Three-way

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Doom Rooster posted:

Gonna grab two this week, Jamaican Patty with Coco Bread, and because I for some reason think it's probably a beverage, Bile Up. Would LOVE some other folks to claim some and post.

Already know what the following are, so they are out for me:

Spotted Dick
Hot Dish
Whoopie Pie
Cincinnati Three-way

You’re from the Midwest, aren’t you?

Merkin Muffley
Aug 1, 2006
The Ballsiest

Even though Doom Rooster seems to be well versed in the treasures of the Midwest, I’m still going to suggest Kentucky’s finest: the Hot Brown.

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008


Pillbug

Nope, Texas actually. I just watch way too much food TV.

cigaw
Sep 13, 2012


You should make the old Portuguese standard, Green Broth.

M42
Nov 11, 2012




Please make a Lithuanian Zeppelin.

Pen Express
Sep 23, 2009


I recommend fiskibollur, otherwise known as Icelandic fish balls.

Kim Justice
Jan 29, 2007



Bah. What about Laverbread?

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.

Fallen Rib

I've got an American cookbook, a real heartland-cowboys-flags-patriotism-'MURICA type book (every registered Republican must have a copy, I'm sure) and it has a recipe named "Super-Easy Fudge".

"Chocolate Fudge" is on the same page, and has significantly more ingredients and takes way more time and effort. So to qualify for "super-easy" I think you need to show us your work, and let the laziest here vote on whether it qualifies.

Doom Rooster
Sep 3, 2008


Pillbug

ExecuDork posted:

I've got an American cookbook, a real heartland-cowboys-flags-patriotism-'MURICA type book (every registered Republican must have a copy, I'm sure) and it has a recipe named "Super-Easy Fudge".

"Chocolate Fudge" is on the same page, and has significantly more ingredients and takes way more time and effort. So to qualify for "super-easy" I think you need to show us your work, and let the laziest here vote on whether it qualifies.

If you're "Super Easy Fudge" includes margarine and marshmallow cream, I've probably made over a hundred pounds of it in my life. big family batches every Christmas. Only made normal fudge once. Not worth.

Kim Justice posted:

Bah. What about Laverbread?


Is there a translation for that, or is Laver just a name?

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004


handkäse mit musik - "handcheese with music"

Quincyh
Dec 24, 2011

He's stolen the fire chief's hat!

Am I too late to get in on this? I'd love to see someone make krummelpap (crumbly porridge) with sour milk.

kafziel
Nov 11, 2009


It feels like a cheat to suggest Welsh Rabbit.

Kim Justice
Jan 29, 2007



Doom Rooster posted:


Is there a translation for that, or is Laver just a name?

Laverbread is just a name, although connected to the dish. Laver is an English word, alas!

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Delicious and Nutritious



Fun Shoe

Straight out of corn country, I would suggest you make Dutch Letters.

I'll even make the real thing and document it if you do.

BlueGrot
Jun 25, 2010



Do the traditional dish Stick Meat.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010



Guten Tag, bitte ein Russian Plucked Cake.

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


Doom Rooster: Instead of a name, can we post a picture and have you (or someone else) try to recreate it without knowing what it is?


Gann Jerrod posted:

I’d be interested to see what people think is in a California Burrito.
I'll take this one. It's currently the middle of the night, so it'll have to be tomorrow at the earliest - maybe Monday depending on when I next get to the supermarket.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Three options: return to the pot meat, fish smell eggplant, small fry dirt bean.

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Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine


I'm way late here but the Louisiana boy in me wants you to take a stab at hog's head cheese or roast beef debris.

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Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Solomon Gundy, Nuns Farts, Spotted Dog, Tablet, Buddha Jumps Over The Wall, Heaven and Earth, Half Chicken.

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