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This is the thread for today's Alabama Special Election, to replace outgoing General Jeff "Elf" Sessions with either 1) a child rapist or 2) not a pedophile. In a normal world, this would be a no brainer, but this is Alabama post-escalator world. So the pedophile will probably win, to trigger the libs. THE PEDOPHILE: Roy Moore (R <-- this is important), who loves Jesus, Jews, "the blacks", slavery too because why not, and teenage girls. But not gays. That's gross. THE OTHER DUDE: Doug Jones (D), who loves prosecuting the KKK, being soft on crime (sad), and doing very little outreach to African American voters until recently. Polls have opened at 7am, and will close at 7pm. to see how bigly the child rapist wins thanks to complete GOP control of the state! Or to see how bigly the dem wins in Alabama, because this is the chaos timeline. Remember that if you wish to bet a probation or toxx on the outcome of this coinflip, please visit our one-off toxx thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839963
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:13 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:31 |
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"probably" win lol
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:14 |
getting this thread caught up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3zvvKpN6k https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/940601175736451072 https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/940610591785472000 https://twitter.com/Tomas_Verde/status/940620969844051968 https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/940600528261795840 quote:Madison County (Huntsville): 3,411 absentee ballots sent, 2,696 received by Monday p.m.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:17 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:getting this thread caught up: reminder that this story ends in Roy leaving his third friend to rape kids
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:17 |
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Pedophiles!
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:18 |
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:18 |
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why are you posting this dweeb in the alabama special election thread????? as far as i can tell he has nothing to do with it
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:19 |
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The pedo is riding around on a horse being a pedophile
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:20 |
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frank luntz is SHOCKED , my man he's thinking bout those beans
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:20 |
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if Moore does lose I'm gonna miss his little fancy cowboy act, between the gayest vest I've ever seen and the most pussy gun he whipped out to show how tough he is. Now riding his pretty little pony named Sassy. I'm gonna miss that dandy little bitch.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:20 |
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sexpig by night posted:if Moore does lose I'm gonna miss his little fancy cowboy act, between the gayest vest I've ever seen and the most pussy gun he whipped out to show how tough he is. Now riding his pretty little pony named Sassy. I'm gonna miss that dandy little bitch. there’s always Lindsey graham
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:22 |
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thinking bout the children
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:23 |
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Pick posted:there’s always Lindsey graham yea but he's just a boring elderly southern queen, I know a lot of those. Mr Fancy Cowboy Dandy is a new one.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:23 |
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DOUG JONES!!!
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:24 |
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so how hard is moore gonna win this thing
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:24 |
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sexpig by night posted:if Moore does lose I'm gonna miss his little fancy cowboy act, between the gayest vest I've ever seen and the most pussy gun he whipped out to show how tough he is. Now riding his pretty little pony named Sassy. I'm gonna miss that dandy little bitch. I will not.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:25 |
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issuing a correction on the op moore has only confirmed to liking one jew (one of his lawyers) his satisfaction with other jews is still under investigation
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:28 |
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Polo-Rican posted:First big alabama exit polls are out... seems like ~Jeb!~ is way in the lead
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:30 |
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Gringostar posted:issuing a correction on the op big jew liker here
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:33 |
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child sex pest Roy Moore gonna win bigly
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_BAdmGyKDw yeehaw
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:38 |
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lol how do you accidentally wind up in a child brothel? lol why does that guy call those kids "pretty"?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:40 |
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Jones is going to win op and the Republicans are going to get triggered
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:43 |
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when do polls start closing?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:46 |
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GlyphGryph posted:when do polls start closing? soon as a black person shows up
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:47 |
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C. Everett Koop posted:soon as a black person shows up
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:48 |
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Serf posted:so how hard is moore gonna win this thing Moore raped 20 underage girls, but it's Alabama and he's Republican so +13, Moore's favorite number.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:49 |
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either a republican loses a senate seat in Alabama which would own or the people of Alabama elect a legit child predator pedophile who prowled malls which would be hilarious tonight’s gonna own
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:51 |
GlyphGryph posted:when do polls start closing? https://twitter.com/xobritdear/status/940609177856217088 thread is full of ways that alabama is trying to disenfranchise black people
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:51 |
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Al! posted:why are you posting this dweeb in the alabama special election thread????? as far as i can tell he has nothing to do with it Lol sorry Here you go:
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:53 |
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Just like Moore, the margin of victory will come in the teens!
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:53 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://twitter.com/xobritdear/status/940609177856217088 Gotta tabulate these for the future list
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:53 |
https://twitter.com/glancingonhuman/status/927998921061920768
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 18:56 |
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I'm not convinced Doug Jones isn't just Tim Kaine without mascara.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:00 |
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Doug Jones is inching up on PredictIt on news of turnout. Now sitting at 33c.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:17 |
Vox Nihili posted:Doug Jones is inching up on PredictIt on news of turnout. Now sitting at 33c. https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/940647000357339136
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:18 |
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Life is a joke.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:21 |
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https://twitter.com/acvollers/status/940615540569202688
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:29 |
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GlyphGryph posted:when do polls start closing?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:29 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:31 |
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i would love to see a map of poling places in Alabama overlayed on top of a map of race and income
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:35 |