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This is the thread for today's Alabama Special Election, to replace outgoing General Jeff "Elf" Sessions with either 1) a child rapist or 2) not a pedophile. In a normal world, this would be a no brainer, but this is Alabama post-escalator world. So the pedophile will probably win, to trigger the libs. THE PEDOPHILE: Roy Moore (R <-- this is important), who loves Jesus, Jews, "the blacks", slavery too because why not, and teenage girls. But not gays. That's gross. THE OTHER DUDE: Doug Jones (D), who loves prosecuting the KKK, being soft on crime (sad), and doing very little outreach to African American voters until recently. Polls have opened at 7am, and will close at 7pm.  to see how bigly the child rapist wins thanks to complete GOP control of the state! Or to see how bigly the dem wins in Alabama, because this is the chaos timeline.Remember that if you wish to bet a probation or toxx on the outcome of this coinflip, please visit our one-off toxx thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3839963  
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internet child brothels only accept MooreCoin
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I'm gay for JebCoin
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Gringostar posted:the only crypto currency that is good for the environment since it's so low energy
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did the child rapist win yet
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looking forward to Roy Moore for president in 2024
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liberty University doesn't count as college
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I don't believe any of the fake news
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i had to resticky this thread because it's lasting longer than i thought it would
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Pick posted:Yeah, it's worth a drive through the South once or twice, to see what a different world it is than the one we know. it'll be the last drive i'll ever take
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roy moore is a mod on something awful dot com
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Epic High Five posted:Logickckkkck using his mod powers to funnel posters into a thread he created just to boost his own numbers in a sick sexual perversion smdh stuff my postholes
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TRUMP
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lol if you think moore will concede
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Shinjobi posted:im dabbing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7PqyopzNPo
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TRUMP!
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Harlock posted:Trump endorsed two people for AL senator and they both lost
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hes not wrong
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bernie sanders lookalike at doug jones HQ
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what the gently caress
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Good soup! posted:i want to be sworn into office on the manual to Homeworld
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sexpig by night posted:Jones' victory speech is literally a thank you to everyone but white people, I like him already.
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Powered Descent posted:Separation of Church and Stahahahaha I'm sorry I can't keep a straight face on that one "hardly anybody left"
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trump continuing to be toxic will boost Dem turnout, 2018 wont be amazing year just from the lovely map but they'll do well with what they're given
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it's p. clear for many places it doesn't matter who the candidate is, they'll still do well because it'll still be an inherently anti trump vote (but having a good candidate will be the make it or break it factor in a lot of places)
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I would just be happy because that would mean trump is neutered until 2020
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Over Easy posted:What's up with that 10 point swing toward Moore amongst the youngest ones there? it's the 4chan/nazi twitch streamers generation
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you didn't Google Ron Paul hard enough
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Ron Paul was a gateway drug?? Sounds risky, one wrong move and instead of spamming sick tankie memes on Twitter, you're mining Bitcoin in your college dorm and ranting about how America was better with child labor.
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Epic High Five posted:I was a dumbshit incrementalist until last year and now I want the Senate abolished and the SCOTUS packed and I want these things NOW this except balkanization
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improvement is impossible unless we're actively getting harmed, says poster
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i'll take one for the team and get locked up in an internment camp when TRUMP decides to do a war, so that progress can be made god bless
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Siri, show me a picture of Doug Jones 
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