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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

I apologize for the cage.


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"With enough loyal men and women at your back, you can do anything." With that creed serving as the foundation for all that came after, Pancho Villa led his personal army across the Texan border and ignited the first major Shine-fueled conflict the world had ever seen.

No matter how brave his troops were, after the first few skirmishes, Pancho was no longer willing to blame simple coincidence for the string of bad luck he had faced. Horses were lamed, food supplies were tainted, and trusted confidants died in the dark of night instead of on the glorious field of battle. The Mexican commander's enraged orders to his army left no room for doubt. Find the traitors, those who had betrayed his sacred trust - and deal with them permanently.

As the army set to preparing for a battlefield on two fronts - both without and within, Pancho lit a cigarillo and watched the sunrise. Hopefully his own turncoats in the other camp would cause just as much chaos for the Texans as theirs were for him...




Welcome to the División del Norte thread, led by Pancho Villa to crush Ma Ferguson's futile defenses!

Your thread leader is King Burgundy, who is confirmed town!
Your dedicated co-mod is Captain Foo if I am somehow not available!

Important Links
Rules/Recruitment Thread
Ma Ferguson's Texas State Guard Thread

SUPER IMPORTANT RULES WORTH REPEATING
  • NEVER EVER USE EXPLICIT NUMBERS when referring to your STATS/DAMAGE/HP.
  • You may use only one Ability per phase unless otherwise specified.
  • All action submissions are done via Column E of your role sheet, and results will be delivered to you in Column F (with other stats/HP updating automagically as needed). Please do not modify previous days' action submissions!
  • Day actions must be submitted before your thread executes someone or they are lost - honor system on this, please don't try to game the system by updating stuff afterwards. I can view sheets' revision history to check timing, but really don't want to have to.
  • You win when the enemy leader is dead.

Podima fucked around with this message at Dec 30, 2017 around 01:41

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

I apologize for the cage.


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Player List:
Mod: Podima
Co-Mod: Captain Foo

Leader: King Burgundy
  1. 50 pounds of bread
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. CCKeane
  4. chaoslord
  5. Flying Leatherman
  6. Gamerofthegame
  7. GeneX
  8. Hal Incandenza
  9. IllegallySober
  10. Kashuno
  11. Max Peck
  12. Moatillata
  13. Monathin
  14. Murmur Twin
  15. OMGVBFLOL
  16. PMush Perfect
  17. Quidthulhu
  18. SalTheBard
  19. Slaan
  20. The Lord of Hats
  21. TMMadman
  22. Tobbs Gnawed
  23. Truth Quark
  24. Your Personal Muse

Flips:
Night 0: Podima's sanity was killed!
Day 1: PMush Perfect was executed!
Battle 1: 50 pounds of bread was killed in battle!
Day 2: Quidthulhu was executed!
Battle 2: CCKeane and Max Peck were killed in battle!
Day 3: Anomalous Amalgam was executed!
Battle 3: Monathin was killed at home!
Day 4: OMGVBFLOL was executed!
Battle 4: No Mexicans died in battle!
Day 5: Moatillata was executed!
Battle 5: TMMadman was killed in battle!
Day 6: chaoslord was executed!
Battle 6: No Mexicans died in battle!

Podima fucked around with this message at Jan 20, 2018 around 02:17

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

I apologize for the cage.


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Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (25): 50 pounds of bread, Anomalous Amalgam, CCKeane, chaoslord, Flying Leatherman, Gamerofthegame, GeneX, Hal Incandenza, IllegallySober, Kashuno, King Burgundy, Max Peck, Moatillata, Monathin, Murmur Twin, OMGVBFLOL, PMush Perfect, Quidthulhu, SalTheBard, Slaan, The Lord of Hats, TMMadman, Tobbs Gnawed, Truth Quark, Your Personal Muse

With 25 people still alive, it takes 13 votes to execute.
The current deadline is January 02nd, 2018 at 8 p.m. EST -- that's in about 3 days, 23 hours.

IllegallySober
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



In before the carnage starts.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Vaya con Burgundy!

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

Checking in.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



TMMadman posted:

Vaya con Burgundy!

I have played boot hill

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTx-9X3Kr34

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Hal Incandenza posted:

I have played boot hill

I only played it a couple times way back in the mid/late 80s, but it was fun. Also fun: Car Wars.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


I have eaten an entire wheel of cheese queso

Estoy listo

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



TMMadman posted:

I only played it a couple times way back in the mid/late 80s, but it was fun. Also fun: Car Wars.

Yeah I only played a couple times too but I was totally into car wars.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



Moatillata posted:

I have eaten an entire wheel of cheese queso

Estoy listo

Ewwwwwwww

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


I love dog cheese, which is what I call Chihuahua cheese.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.



Para cargarme

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

ahhh
Awful Games Done Quick 2018 Survivor


Hi

Here's a ##vote OMGVBFLOL to cut down on my use of google translate, as promised

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

No Gehn, No Pain


It's been twenty years since I've taken Spanish classes

Viva Mexico!

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

No Gehn, No Pain


Also!

##vote TMM - I have a theory.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


GeneX posted:

Hi

Here's a ##vote OMGVBFLOL to cut down on my use of google translate, as promised

Racista

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Murmur Twin posted:

Also!

##vote TMM - I have a theory.

##vote MMT

Your theory is wrong.

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010


EAT THE DONUTS


I don't think any of you understand how this game is actually played ##vote Kashuno

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.



This is just about the exact opposite of how I feel about giving up and joining an SA mafia game--there will be pills and Shine.


Murmur Twin posted:

Also!

##vote TMM - I have a theory.

TMMadman posted:

##vote MMT

Your theory is wrong.
I can only assume that that's exactly what your theory predicted, MMT.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

No Gehn, No Pain


Max Peck posted:

This is just about the exact opposite of how I feel about giving up and joining an SA mafia game--there will be pills and Shine.

I can only assume that that's exactly what your theory predicted, MMT.

That's town TMM, I'm sure of it. ##unvote

Also hi Max Peck, long time no game with! I'm going to be referring to you as Peck from now on for shorthand so as not to confuse you with the co-mod of the inferior thread.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

No Gehn, No Pain


Hmm this game has a lot of people that I always think are scum in it. ##vote Chaoslord

Truth Quark
Mar 21, 2010


EAT THE DONUTS


Trip report: I hosed up my stats so I'm moderately less useful than I thought I would be.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

It has begun.

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


GeneX posted:

Hi

Here's a ##vote OMGVBFLOL to cut down on my use of google translate, as promised

hmm so you’re supposed to be mexican but don’t speak spanish eh???? tejano?!?!? ##vote GeneX

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

ahhh
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King Burgundy posted:

It has begun.

sure has

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


##vote scummer twin

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Also who is going to be responsible for reading the other thread?

Not it.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


This message is for birb only in case he is reading this thread

I'm sorry you got stuck with those pod six jerks

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Was that a scumslip?!


Grimey Drawer

And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that poo poo so I don't even bother
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
The basic bitches wear that poo poo, so I don't even bother
I put that on my partner, I put that on my family
Oakland city represent, address me as your majesty
Yeah you can kiss the ring, but you can never touch the crown
I smoke a million Swisher blunts and I ain't never coming down
Bitch, you ain't no Barbie, I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, super-sized, hurry up I'm starving
Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical
See me at your college campus baggie full of Adderalls
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop
I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate
Bridge, I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer
I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure
And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that poo poo so I don't even bother
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
I'm lookin' like Madonna but I'm flossing like Ivana
Trump, you know I keep that work in my trunk
Got my hand on the pump if you wanna press your luck
I'm yelling "Free V-Nasty" 'til my throat is raspy
Young, rich and flashy I be where the cash be
You can't find that? I think you need a Google Map
My pearl-handled kitty-cat will leave and press your noodle back
Now Google that groupies follow me like Twitter
I'm rolling up my catnip and making GBS threads in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain't never met her
The editor, director plus I'm my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries
And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that poo poo so I don't even bother
Oh, all you basic-rear end hoes out there
Man, I got rooms full of bad bitches
They don't need Gucci, they don't need Louis
We swagging, eh, meow

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

ahhh
Awful Games Done Quick 2018 Survivor


chaoslord posted:

Also who is going to be responsible for reading the other thread?

Not it.

King Burgundy, hopefully.

I'll write up a thing in about a day but for maximum effectiveness of said thing let's not talk about the texans for now

IllegallySober
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



Kashuno posted:

And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that poo poo so I don't even bother
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
The basic bitches wear that poo poo, so I don't even bother
I put that on my partner, I put that on my family
Oakland city represent, address me as your majesty
Yeah you can kiss the ring, but you can never touch the crown
I smoke a million Swisher blunts and I ain't never coming down
Bitch, you ain't no Barbie, I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, super-sized, hurry up I'm starving
Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical
See me at your college campus baggie full of Adderalls
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop
I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate
Bridge, I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer
I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure
And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that poo poo so I don't even bother
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
I'm lookin' like Madonna but I'm flossing like Ivana
Trump, you know I keep that work in my trunk
Got my hand on the pump if you wanna press your luck
I'm yelling "Free V-Nasty" 'til my throat is raspy
Young, rich and flashy I be where the cash be
You can't find that? I think you need a Google Map
My pearl-handled kitty-cat will leave and press your noodle back
Now Google that groupies follow me like Twitter
I'm rolling up my catnip and making GBS threads in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain't never met her
The editor, director plus I'm my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries
And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that poo poo so I don't even bother
Oh, all you basic-rear end hoes out there
Man, I got rooms full of bad bitches
They don't need Gucci, they don't need Louis
We swagging, eh, meow

same

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...

Hello, everyone! I'm Hats! You might remember me from previous Shine games, or from being filthy scum in the Qal thread of Conquest of Qal!

I know we've all got a lot of D1 shitposting to do, but there's just a couple of things I'd like to bring up early:

1. This is a *Soldiers* game! Battle results are important!

There was a bit of a tendency in the Qal thread to treat people focusing on battle results as being scummy for focusing on that instead of the social aspect of Mafia. There's a point there, but holy poo poo it is a treasure trove of mod-confirmed information to pick through and reach conclusions from!

2. The game is (probably) ultimately won or lost on the battlefield

Okay, so this is a bit vague, but the point is this isn't just us against scum, it's us against scum and the other thread. Being on point with scumhunting won't save us if we're getting massacred out there. Thankfully, we have our glorious leader to show us the way to victory, but we should help him out with it where possible. To that end, while it's ultimately up to King Burgundy, I would suggest that we all post where you're best used in battle. Just a simple front rank/back rank is a big help, but more than that could be useful! I wouldn't start sharing until KB gives the all clear, though.

3. Be chill! Take a siesta!

We're better than those gringoes. Let them do all the shouting at each other until they're blue in the face. I'll be honest, this is just an excuse to have a third item on the list, because I got this far. Oh, small point for KB though--be careful about swaying thread opinion too much, it can give scum a lot of cover if you give a lead to follow.

Alright, back to jokephase.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum



##vote kash scum found see everyone day 2

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Hats I will be watching you Very Closely this game as I will never forgive myself for letting you off the hook in Qal

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...

chaoslord posted:

Hats I will be watching you Very Closely this game as I will never forgive myself for letting you off the hook in Qal

That game will forever be the crowning glory of my Mafia career, I peaked too soon.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Was that a scumslip?!


Grimey Drawer

Got my shitposting done early who is the scum beside the idiots voting me

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Murmur Twin posted:

That's town TMM, I'm sure of it. ##unvote

Also hi Max Peck, long time no game with! I'm going to be referring to you as Peck from now on for shorthand so as not to confuse you with the co-mod of the inferior thread.

This is just what MMT would say if she was scum and wanted me to fall for her ruse of being town testing me for my reaction at being voted!

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Kashuno posted:

Got my shitposting done early who is the scum beside the idiots voting me

Probably Keane

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