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Bloody posted:

basically all good recruiters work freelance because that's where t he big bucks are. corporate recruiters are the bottom of the pack ones that cant cut it solo

The Management posted:

I don’t get it, why would you want to get hired for a job where you literally can’t even do the simplified version on the take home test? what are you going to do when they put real work in front of you?

Gazpacho posted:

then you're masturbating on company time

Jimmy Carter posted:

non-competes should be illegal because gently caress someone owning your brain

TimWinter posted:

strong personalities

Cheekio posted:

Do web developers or devops do any work on the side?

Symbolic Butt posted:

the kick in my mouth is the feeling of inadequacy that this whole fruitless job search is giving me. there are no other job ads to submit anymore, the fact that I got no offers at all for this long is signalling to me that I have no place in programming

qhat posted:

"We're looking for a developer with experience in Java/JavaScript and Nodej.s"

Lol

Space Whale posted:

Actually literally flying out today for an interview tomorrow.

This mean I'm actually decent or just good enough?

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

thread should be renamed “interviewing and recruiting the turd” quote this if you agree

FMguru posted:

bofa DEEEEZ NUTTTTZ

ThePeavstenator posted:

help I'm getting an intern how do find the happy medium between micromanaging and explaining everything down to where the power button on the computer is vs leaving them to the wolves

qhat posted:

welp got destroyed on amazon's online coding assessment

qhat posted:

they just wanted something which worked

Shaman Linavi posted:

also what is there to do in palo alto besides sit in my hotel room and look at cat photos

qhat posted:

you're always going to get a whiny baby in the on-site interview

Corla Plankun posted:

whats the list in default arguments gotcha?

TimWinter posted:

I'm beginning to see that technical interview questions are more about "do you know what I know" rather than "can you suceed at this job".

Gazpacho posted:

pffft who needs to google when you can roll your own posix compliant array implementation

code:

anew()  
{       
        printf %s\\n "$@"
}

alen()
{
        wc -l
}

aset()
{
        sed -e "$1s/.*/$(printf %s\\n "$2" | sed -e 's/[][/*\\.^$]/\\&/g')/"
}       

aref()
{
        sed -ne "$1p"
}

(escaping values is left as an exercise)

Rex-Goliath posted:

This is the correct way to do it but it also assumes that you have the leverage to make that demand

Woodstock posted:

Bloody posted:

how the gently caress do i do a phone screen im supposed to screen someone this week

Gazpacho posted:

“Dur hur i wanna paycheck” ok i’ll just take away from this that you don’t think much about your long term career development (which may or may not be relevant to the hiring decision)

qhat posted:

A company just sent me an online psych/cognitive exam to do lol. 50 math/English questions to blitz through in 15 minutes. Should I just politely tell them to gently caress off?

Janitor Prime posted:

For me it just shows that a person doesn't have drive, and inevitably when they finish their tasks will just twiddle their thumbs and dick around on YouTube instead of learning about new languages frameworks, techniques that could be useful down the line in other projects.

Blinkz0rz posted:

you must be a delight to work with jfc

qhat posted:

In fact, make that do not use third party recruiters.

JawnV6 posted:

correct

any yes/no is less cost to them than unanswered spam

qhat posted:

LinkedIn automatically turns off your message indicating you're open to opportunities if you ignore enough messages. Give a gently caress though because there's no penalties for turning it back on immediately.

meatpotato posted:

i'm trying to use leetcode to practice for technical interviews and i feel like its such garbage

meatpotato posted:

9/10 of the technical interviews I've had have been stuff that seems straight out of leetcode though

Fiedler posted:

boston is better than new york, though?

Symbolic Butt posted:

I'll see what's the deal with airplane traveling

Blinkz0rz posted:

boston is cool but i've lived here for a long time and so i don't notice the lovely people or roads anymore

cheque_some posted:

For example, me messing me a recruiter who had the balls to e-mail me at work:

Diva Cupcake posted:

sounds about right. mine has had a pretty severe depression because her poo poo fashion career could barely cover the costs of new york daycare, hence the sahm. add cliquishness of the mommy crowd and I get it. it sucks.

raminasi posted:

if this is workbridge associates run far, far away. they are worse than useless.