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What is your dream computer of the future? How many buttons does it have? What features? How many pixels per pixel (resolution)?
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Jan 15, 2018 20:19
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When I think of my dream computer, i thinkg BIG 💭 🤔 dream compjter has 1000 pixels and 1000 keyboard keys. You can dual wield mouses or three weild. very powerful computer dreamy computer 
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Jan 15, 2018 20:47
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i envision that future dream computer will be able to function with new types of jnputs instead of keyboard and mouse. people will scream at computer and computer will know what to do. this is my dream
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Jan 15, 2018 20:51
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obstipator posted:i envision that future dream computer will be able to function with new types of jnputs instead of keyboard and mouse. people will scream at computer and computer will know what to do. this is my dream Due to a fluke, future dream computer will not be able to distinguish betwix low-volume sounds. So screaming at the future dream computer will be mandatory for all users.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:02
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i have a dream that one day ckmputer and man will live equal. i have a dream that even the state of silicon valley will one day treat computers and humans as one and the same. i have a dream toady
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Jan 15, 2018 22:14
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obstipator posted:When I think of my dream computer, i thinkg BIG incredible
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Jan 15, 2018 22:46
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computers in the future will be able to read your mind and fulfill all your wishes immediately if you wish something that exists, like a phone, it will talk to the computers at amazon and have it delivered through drones if it doesnt exist, like a woman who finds you attractive, it will create one in the 3d printer.
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Jan 15, 2018 22:52
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i dream of no computer
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Jan 16, 2018 00:07
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Bloody posted:i dream of no computer A computer so immersive u dont even realize ur using it :O Genius!
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Jan 16, 2018 00:09
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I wanna be able to turn my computer on by sticking my finger in a butthole located next to my usb slots. I have to get knuckles deep in order to reach the button and I designed it that way on purpose. I restart it by making the 'come hither' motion.
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Jan 16, 2018 02:31
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I HAVE GOUT posted:A computer so immersive u dont even realize ur using it :O Genius! no. no computer. i want no computers
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Jan 16, 2018 06:20
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future computer will have 641kb because bill gate$$$ can't tell me what to do
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Jan 16, 2018 06:40
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lots of neon green lighting and a window so you can see it and a cd-rw drive
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Jan 16, 2018 06:43
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its this op
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Jan 16, 2018 07:35
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my dream computer has legs that just dont quit
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Jan 16, 2018 07:42
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my future dream computer is one that doesn't let you post
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Jan 16, 2018 14:21
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Bath Tubs posted:I wanna be able to turn my computer on by sticking my finger in a butthole located next to my usb slots. I have to get knuckles deep in order to reach the button and I designed it that way on purpose. The butthole computer has a secret adapter that not very many people know about. But if you discover it, youre in for a whirlwind of exciting new features.
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Jan 16, 2018 16:36
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A computer from an alternate timeline where physics cards stuck around and they're all capable of incredible calculations. What if your normal video games had accurate simulations of gravitational n-body problems? Imagine if your spreadsheet cells actually sat on top of each other and you could delete a cell and the other ones would topple over. Or what if instead of bit coins (more like poo poo coins lmao) there was a hot new physics currency that people mine by calculating material deformation or fluid flow and they'd have like 10 physics cards in computer churning away at it.
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Jan 16, 2018 17:02
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i already own several dream computers, op. they can do everything.
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Jan 16, 2018 17:04
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my dream computer is my best friend and we have adventures together. and also it can render cars and other cool things for me in the real world like Automan.
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Jan 16, 2018 17:46
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my dream computer knows when it should turn itself on based on when I want to use it (it should always be on because I'm always computing) and it should play me a bedtime story when it knows I'm getting sleepy
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Jan 16, 2018 18:22
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I know a car-buff whos future dream computer has a gasoline-powered engine. It has 700 horsepower, and if its going slow on computation, you rev it, and it suddenly starts solving wolfram equations in mere microseconds, while also filling the room with carbon monoxide.
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Jan 16, 2018 19:02
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i thought once i would be cool to use a large engine to drive a massive subwoofer because like a v8 can put out like hundrds of kilowatts so thats much better than an amp
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Jan 17, 2018 09:36
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they tried it on a stupid tv show once tho but it just broke immediaztely the morons
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Jan 17, 2018 09:36
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I HAVE GOUT posted:betwix
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Jan 18, 2018 21:36
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Sham bam bamina! posted:when you use a word it helps to know all the letters and what it actually means GOod tip. Lots of thread readers may not know this good tip. I've added the good tip to the OP so we can get the word out.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:08
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my future dream computer connects directly to my brain and takes no effort whatsoever to use and makes my life perfect, the end
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Jan 18, 2018 23:10
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Apple Macintosh but it’s the future
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Jan 18, 2018 23:29
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I'm still thinking about a physics driven spreadsheet where the cells topple over into a pile and if numbers and formulas touch you get some new results.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:31
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Salt Fish posted:I'm still thinking about a physics driven spreadsheet where the cells topple over into a pile and if numbers and formulas touch you get some new results. number munchers enterprise edition
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Jan 19, 2018 02:44
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I want a computer I can gently caress and cum inside of.
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Jan 19, 2018 03:00
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Silver Alicorn posted:I want a computer I can gently caress and cum inside of. same but only for procreation of my cyborg offspring
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Jan 19, 2018 05:15
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Silver Alicorn posted:I want a computer I can gently caress and cum inside of. 
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Jan 19, 2018 05:20
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Silver Alicorn posted:I want a computer I can gently caress and cum inside of. can we make this meme bannable
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Jan 20, 2018 22:04
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computer of the future will have 1.5X the RAM and 1.5X the speed, but run slower because every app runs on electron. Adobe Creative Cloud will make the jump to electron nVidia cards will be subscription based and Intel CPUs will have on-die adware
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Jan 20, 2018 23:46
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Making computers go fast is a security issue, so computers in the future will be very slow to prevent your data from being exfiltrated before you notice. Additionally a speaker will alert you when a file is copied or moved for security.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:24
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speakers are unreliable. it should be a horn.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:44
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GeForce 1060 video card
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Jan 21, 2018 05:04
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Jan 21, 2018 05:38
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My future dream computer is as large as a house. And you can live in it too. Good home security because it runs on linux. And has a firewall to keep out intruders (blacks).
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Jan 26, 2018 03:56
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