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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The Royal Rumble. It used to be one of the most widely anticipated shows WWE has to offer, outside of Wrestlemania itself. How times have changed.

Prepare yourself for 6+ hours of WWE! It will probably not be anywhere as good as Takeover.

Preshow: 4pm - 6pm CST(whining about my time zone will not be tolerated)
Royal Rumble: 6pm - 10pm CST(whining about my time zone will not be tolerated)

Preshow Matches


Bobby Roode defends the United States Championship in the first ever Glorious Open Championship. My guess: Jinder will be hindered.


Poor Revival.


This one could be fun, maybe?

Royal Rumble Main Card


The men's Royal Rumble. There are only 18 announced participants thus far, so there is some room for surprises. Somebody you don't want to win will win. Participants:
John Cena
Roman Reigns
Finn Bálor
Randy Orton
Shinsuke Nakamura
The Miz
Elias
Baron Corbin
“Woken” Matt Hardy
Bray Wyatt
Aiden English
Rusev
Titus O'Neil
Apollo Crews
Tye Dillinger
Big E
Kofi Kingston
Xavier Woods


The first ever women's Royal Rumble. Stephanie McMahon will be on commentary for this one. WOMEN'S REVOLUTION!!! There are also only 18 announced participants, so expect heavy reliance on one-time legends appearances:
Asuka
Ruby Riott
Liv Morgan
Sarah Logan
Sasha Banks
Nia Jax
Bayley
Naomi
Natalya
Sonya Deville
Mandy Rose
Mickie James​
Tamina Snuka
Lana
Carmella
Becky Lynch
Dana Brooke
Alicia Fox


Triple threat match for the Universal Championship. This one could be a really good hoss-off or a pile of dog poo poo.


Handicap 1-on-2 match for the WWE Championship. This will be an overbooked clusterfuck which will probably overshadow an otherwise excellent match. Shane McMahon.


Raw Tag Team Championship match. Will Jordan finally turn fully heel on Seth?


Smackdown Tag Team Championship. Match of the night potential here.

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
dolph is main eventing the preshow, isn't he?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Man, that promo pic. They aren't even bothering to photoshop Corbin's hair anymore.

My picks are Nakamura and Banks but happy to be wrong, just hoping for some cool spots and Roman getting booed.

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

looking forward to both rumbles and the smackdown tag match

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




DEAR RICHARD posted:

dolph is main eventing the preshow, isn't he?

Hopefully he chokes on a peanut instead and has to take the night off.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Can somebody photoshop nakamuras mouth turned at a 90 degree angle in the RR photo in the OP? Thanks you.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I'm leaving Philly tonight (will be on a bus during the preshow, saving myself from being dumb enough to watch it) after coming in for NXT. Fun story: today I went and saw the Liberty Bell and then went to a museum over by UPenn, which isn't a super touristy area, but both times like half the people I saw had loving wrestling shirts on. There's just nothing else drawing tourists here in the dead of winter I guess, though this weekend was nice and unseasonably warm

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I still get excited for RR! It's one of my favorite shows of the year!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Team 19 is here and ready to make the best of a bad situation!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the royal rumble used to be good, but now it is bad

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Team 19 is here and ready to make the best of a bad situation!

team 25 is also here

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
Which Attitude Era Superstar will make a guest appearance?

I'm guessing Al Snow

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
ADR was the worst rumble winner ever. The rumble he won was the worst ever. He was a really big failure, real quick.

I just hope the Rumble winner, whomever it is, isn't curtain jerking at Mania. I feel like doing that several times really killed the mystique of the rumble.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I am still excited for the Royal Rumble :) Let's go Team 10! We have two chances to blow this!

Also anybody who posts "spoilers" from the betting thread gets a hefty probation :colbert:

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Tato posted:

ADR was the worst rumble winner ever. The rumble he won was the worst ever. He was a really big failure, real quick.

I just hope the Rumble winner, whomever it is, isn't curtain jerking at Mania. I feel like doing that several times really killed the mystique of the rumble.

That 40 person rumble was really strange. I'm still not sure why they decided to do 40 people that year.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Personally I'm excited.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Don't get me wrong, I hope the show is good.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I'm going to go to bed and have a look at the MOTYC thread tomorrow to see if I want to watch the rumble(s) unspoiled or not - or at all. I hope y'all have a good time with it in any case and that your favorite wrestleperson wins!!!!!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Dolph is going to win the rumble. It’s just going to happen

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Can someone post when matches are about to happen on the pre-show? I don't want to watch 6 hours of WWE main roster programming and we're going to see the video packages before the matches anyway.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I forgot to do the roulette!!!!

So I'm just gonna random.org this poo poo...

...and I'm #3!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
9 Hours Of Royal Rumbles

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Dango Bango posted:

Can someone post when matches are about to happen on the pre-show? I don't want to watch 6 hours of WWE main roster programming and we're going to see the video packages before the matches anyway.

None of the pre-show matches are important enough to bother with. Just tune in at 7 ET.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Renee: Welcome to the pre-show! Also there is literally nobody else in the building yet.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Can someone post when matches are about to happen on the pre-show? I don't want to watch 6 hours of WWE main roster programming and we're going to see the video packages before the matches anyway.

I got you fam

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


i'm three drinks in and the rumble preshow just started

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sami and Kevin bitching about social media, hahaha.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


IZZY

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

This is a worse OP than if DoctorGonzo did it and I have him on ignore so it would just be blank (but way easier to scroll past)

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Izzy is so weird. They turned a little girl into a brand mascot.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Patrick Klepek is your man on the street.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


If Blue Pants comes or for the women’s Rumble I am gonna pee straight up in the air (with joy)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The Rumble will own if Nakamura or Balor win

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Even if the winner sucks it's still the ROYAL GODDAMNED RUMBLE!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Oh God, I just remembered that the first ever woman's Money In the Bank ended with a dude pulling down the briefcase.

I immediately miss my $10 and regret my evening's decisions.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Push El Burrito posted:

Even if the winner sucks it's still the ROYAL GODDAMNED RUMBLE!

:yeah:

I'm ready for Asuka... To kick some rear end.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I can't believe Stephanie McMahon is going to win the Royal Rumble. Men's and women's.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Alexa: I'm a fighting champion

Hasn't she not had a title defense in like 3 months?

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
GUYS I JUST GOT HERE FROM THE FUTURE AND I WANT TO SPOIL THE SHOW FOR YOU!

NUMBER 23 WINS ON BOTH RUMBLES IT WAS WEIRD!

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