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Waltzing Along posted:That ANCAP NAP Greek fascist thing is wonderful. He got off light. They should have just tossed him out the 3rd story window. its really funny. What is NAP
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ha ha. i too, find tiny, illegible scribbles, funny
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Tails gets trolled still cracks me up. I don't know if this counts but that one baffling comic about the stick figure floating in the bathroom pooping and pissing never fails to make me laugh. Also Barnacle Jim's pic, rib goon, barf goon, grover house, and of course goatse are still funny after all these years.
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zybourne clock doesn't make me almost suffocate with laughter any more, but it's still pretty good stuff
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This is still good imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLwM3nyY5g Fragmaster is an artist
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Macasaurus posted:goon in a well This and also steamed hams is never not funny.
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Arrhythmia posted:ha ha. i too, find tiny, illegible scribbles, funny What are you reading it on? An ipod mini? from 2006?
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504 posted:What are you reading it on? An ipod mini? from 2006? it's not even 400 pixels across, also, i am blind
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:zybourne clock doesn't make me almost suffocate with laughter any more, but it's still pretty good stuff johnny five aces appearing in Fallout: New Vegas next to four balls on the edge of a cliff threw me so loving hard i was in pain when i got over it.
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It's kind of immature but that one story about a bottle pisser who went to a girls house and poo poo all over her bathroom because his boner prevented him from using a toilet like a normal person always kills me.
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basic hitler posted:johnny five aces appearing in Fallout: New Vegas next to four balls on the edge of a cliff threw me so loving hard i was in pain when i got over it. ive never played that but i know what youre talking about. how far out of the way is it? would an everyday player stumble on it or would they have to go looking for it
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You need to take the "Wild West" trait at character creation which allows for 'wacky' encounters that would otherwise break the Very Serious Story. Once you do, Johnny is directly South on a cliff that any player looking to hunt Gekkos for early XP would find. So a *lot* of people likely found him and had no idea wtf.
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That thread on a bodybuilding forum where they argue about how many days are in a week for several pages
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RobotDogPolice posted:That thread on a bodybuilding forum where they argue about how many days are in a week for several pages that elliot roger post from a bodybuilding forum talking about his small penis
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I forgot another one: the underwater weighing test story.
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FlimFlam Imam posted:youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.
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https://storify.com/Arr/roasting-jon-s-french-stewart-rear end-shoes Every time
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I can't remember the exact quote but the "had the word homo instead of a mouth" makes me laugh every time it bubbles back up into my brain
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Zelder posted:I can't remember the exact quote but the "had the word homo instead of a mouth" makes me laugh every time it bubbles back up into my brain WET BUTT posted:was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think slightly tainted in retrospect, after WET BUTT had a weird meltdown in a twitter girl's DMs
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Zelder posted:I can't remember the exact quote but the "had the word homo instead of a mouth" makes me laugh every time it bubbles back up into my brain was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think * Weighed 750 pounds * Parents were both Charles Manson (long story) * Wore a bath robe to school every day * Had the word "homo" instead of a mouth e:fb
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RobotDogPolice posted:That thread on a bodybuilding forum where they argue about how many days are in a week for several pages https://youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4 John Bois from Breaking Madden does a breakdown of the entire saga. It is loving hilarious. John Bois does amazing videos about weird historical/sports things and they're all good so this one was out of left field for him Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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He who has sex with girls should be careful, lest he thereby become a girl
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RobotDogPolice posted:That thread on a bodybuilding forum where they argue about how many days are in a week for several pages my theory is he was European and there was a misfire between Europe weeks and English weeks
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https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015 I can't believe this was three years ago already.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's kind of immature but that one story about a bottle pisser who went to a girls house and poo poo all over her bathroom because his boner prevented him from using a toilet like a normal person always kills me. Didn't that have illustrations? And didn't he puke? I vaguely remember people opening the door and seeing him on the toilet jacking off and making GBS threads which caused him to puke. Sounds wonderful.
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WTF DND about X-Men is joyous. I like how at first Zack tries to rein in Steve to keep the X-Men in character but eventually lets him start beating prisoners. His Rogue strategy is hilarious. http://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/magnet-wolverine-rogueboobs/1/
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Better safe than sorry. Stay safe poverty ghost
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Waltzing Along posted:Didn't that have illustrations? I found it https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=143470033&s=f35a4ecbe27fa32181e2ddbd5a93358c&p=855404373&viewfull=1#post855404373 e: edited out weird other site link and found the original source yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:the tiny John McCain thread is classic too quote:Just walking through the graveyard of stupid crap no one cares about. All the tombstones say "john mccain," all the statues are burning airplanse lmao
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Who What Now posted:https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015 That's such an amazing saga. It's crazy the silent hills some people choose to die on.
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im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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not years or anything but i'll sometimes think of Pnurtis and get the giggles
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RobotDogPolice posted:That thread on a bodybuilding forum where they argue about how many days are in a week for several pages I never got this one because it wasn't so much an argument as one person being really stupid/trolling and everyone else trying to explain why he was wrong. it'd be like if you took our recent thread where some dude was "arguing with his wife" over basic physics concepts where everyone was just telling the OP they were wrong and then claimed goons spent pages arguing over how momentum worked.
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