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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Max posted:

Please do not grab my butt.

:grabs glutes:

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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Captain Foo posted:

:grabs glutes:

o7

Captain.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa


peramene posted:

would you mother fuckers express a loving preference instead of being so goddamn gracious and demure

I know dick all about this game or its lore, so I'm going to do what I always do - be everyone's best friend until I get lured away by the promise of nookie and murdered.

The real tithin died the same way to gaspy in 2015, I've just been operating the account with a poo poo posting ai since then

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste?

YUMMY!


Soiled Meat

peramene posted:

I hate that you do that

I literally have a text replacement set up.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

I apologize for the cage.


...- --- .. -.-. . / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. / -... .- -..
VOICE FRIEND BAD


Captain Foo posted:

Completing step 1 of 3

Will complete the rest when I'm home




Podima, I'm coming for u

MMM Whatchya Say
Aug 10, 2011

This doesn't taste like anything you've licked before


Podima posted:

I'm speaking for myself here and not with my Mod Hat on - peramene has put a TON of time and effort into prepping for this game (flavor included), and will put a ton more into the actual running of the game. If you come in with a plan to just shitpost and gently caress around with blatant off-flavor stuff, you're doing her and the other players a disservice. I don't recommend going down that route!

edit: yeah you'll also probably get killed if you do that

edit2: that being said, the character who licked everything as his one defining character trait ended up being a minor audience favorite by the end so


i had other character traits
I was a supporting character rather than a main character so i get that I'm mostly going to be remembered for my wacky side character antics, but i like to think I played the game fairly on level and had a pretty consistent character who made a decent impact on the plot. I mean i did singlehandedly save one rather important character (who never gave any respect for that but whatever) and played a part in killing 4 others so it's not like i just stood around with my thumb in my mouth the whole time. my characterization was more built on my relationships rather than hardline beliefs that lead to big actions

i get that you weren't trying to be pointed or anything here i just feel a bit defensive because i actually did care a lot about myst ok

peramene posted:

I think it might serve as a prescient warning that despite the fact that it is factually inaccurate in both cases, the two players who made a point of going off alone but said so in public and were suspected of wrongdoing as a result both hyperbolize their (awful) game exits as "out on the first day".

Both were assassinated by another player.

yo i also did this and never got assassinated by another player

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010



No butt should remain ungrabbed

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

I apologize for the cage.


...- --- .. -.-. . / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. / -... .- -..
VOICE FRIEND BAD


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

i had other character traits
I was a supporting character rather than a main character so i get that I'm mostly going to be remembered for my wacky side character antics, but i like to think I played the game fairly on level and had a pretty consistent character who made a decent impact on the plot. I mean i did singlehandedly save one rather important character (who never gave any respect for that but whatever) and played a part in killing 4 others so it's not like i just stood around with my thumb in my mouth the whole time. my characterization was more built on my relationships rather than hardline beliefs that lead to big actions

i get that you weren't trying to be pointed or anything here i just feel a bit defensive because i actually did care a lot about myst ok

Yes no offense meant, sorry about that! Your points are fair and correct.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Hmm I signed up for this drunk last night still seems p good

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Please note I have not read any of this thread's chatter and also last played anything involving Myst was when I played riven over a decade ago

Those cable cars were rad as heck

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



Podima posted:

If you come in with a plan to just shitpost and gently caress around with blatant off-flavor stuff, you're doing her and the other players a disservice. I don't recommend going down that route!

this is actually my background/flavour so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

i get that you weren't trying to be pointed or anything here i just feel a bit defensive because i actually did care a lot about myst ok

Warrior buddy~!

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Anime for Trump.


Isn't myst just a puzzle game anyway?

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

busb posted:

Isn't myst just a puzzle game anyway?

The real puzzles are the friends you make along the way.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Flying Leatherman posted:

The real puzzles were the friends you made along the way.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Bifauxnen posted:

Warrior buddy~!

He was a merc buddy, thank you very much.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


Max posted:

He was a merc buddy, thank you very much.

im talking star signs

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're bringing her home.


Grimey Drawer

Flying Leatherman posted:

The real puzzles are the friends you make along the way.

KhediveRex
Jul 11, 2016

A poster to surpass Bifauxnen!


Your real friends are the puzzles you overcome to kill strangers.

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013



KhediveRex posted:

Your real friends are the puzzles you overcome to kill strangers.

Uhhh, yeah, what he said.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


I've been ripping my hair out over this for the last six months and it finally hit me that any arguing about it can happen in march rather than wasting game time for it --

this is an open call for flash games, silly challenge ideas, things like that, that'll work for duels. If you don't already know: duels circumvent the usual combat system for a 1 on 1 contest with another player, no stats involved. You set your own terms, and one of those terms is how you and your adversary will do glorious and honorable battle SO

hit the thead the gently caress up

To be accepted, it's gotta meet this criteria:

  • The results must be definitive, objective, and demonstrable via screenshot or video so that all players can observe the duel-in-fact.
  • The challenge cannot be any form of endurance challenge whatsoever, and the definition of what comprises an endurance challenge is entirely up to peramene’s judgment. Stay very clear from this line.
  • It must only involve the participation of the duelists - no involvement of other people, even if they’re outside the game and including peramene.
  • It cannot involve any expectation or requirement of financial expenditure. Games which are already purchased, such as both players owning a competitive Steam game that one or both of them can record, are absolutely okay.
  • It cannot involve any expectation of the divulgence of personal information, including video containing faces or voices.
  • It must reasonably take no more than two hours to complete.

On that last point, I would much rather see faster, more entertaining contests than long, drawn out nonsense. Drop some suggestions yo -- also feel free to comment on each other's suggestions. I was hoping to build a list of at least 20 but hopefully 50 so that I could justify rolling some dice and declaring that the contest; let's see how we do.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Was that a scumslip?!


Grimey Drawer

Everyone buy a copy of warioware

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Note that my dumb rear end did not forget about this I will be able to finish signing tomorrow

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.



i will not sully myself by partakign In these so called, “MiniGames”

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're bringing her home.


Grimey Drawer

1) Egg Game
2) Egg Game
3) Egg Game
4) Egg Game
5) Egg Game
6) Egg Game
7) Egg Game
8) Egg Game
9) Egg Game
10) Egg Game
11) Egg Game
12) Egg Game
13) Egg Game
14) Egg Game
15) Egg Game
16) Egg Game
17) Egg Game
18) Egg Game
19) Egg Game
20) Egg Game

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste?

YUMMY!


Soiled Meat

Maybe some kind of challenge involving getting the lowest possible score in world 1 of Super Mario Bros....

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

I used flash mini golf last time and it was Underwhelming but serviceable

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


jivjov posted:

Maybe some kind of challenge involving getting the lowest possible score in world 1 of Super Mario Bros....

some rear end in a top hat already holds the record so it'd be boring

egg game is already on the list asiina.

Flying Leatherman posted:

I used flash mini golf last time and it was Underwhelming but serviceable

I much preferred flash mini golf to "Prisoner's Dilemma so we can get the gently caress out of here already" but UGH there has to be things to do better

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


also owing to my loquacious nature, the best ideas I have all circle around to being 24-hour endurance challenges which is exactly why it's a rule because heaven help us all for when the day finally arrives that I do that again

this is a preemptive apology. I know that isn't going to make anyone feel better. But there it is.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...

Can you give some past examples, such as what egg game actually was?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Was that a scumslip?!


Grimey Drawer

Hot potato via text

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

cube slam - so the way this works is that every time you visit the site it generates a new 6 letter URL which you then share with the other person and you play 3d pong in your browser

also you can practice by fighting a bear

Flying Leatherman fucked around with this message at Mar 12, 2018 around 23:31

Birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

NRL
Teaching new dogs,
old tricks.




your head a splode

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

vektor space is like 3d lightcycles and might be neat; drawbacks are it's windows only and requires someone to host the game (so port forwarding, welcome back to 2005)

gate 88 is ... hmm. it's classified as an rts? I dunno, download it, play around with it, it's kinda cool but maybe too much for a duel, i leave that to the wisdom of the crowd

nidhogg is usually cheap on steam and is definitely a duel!

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


The Lord of Hats posted:

Can you give some past examples, such as what egg game actually was?

The Amazing Dare Dozen, that impossible harlot called the devil and satan who decieveth the whole of creation, look not upon it lest you too be burned.

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

ahhh
Awful Games Done Quick 2018 Survivor


let's just play rounds of trivia murder party and/or guesspionage

though I suppose that would require one person involved to own jackbox games so scratch that

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

peramene posted:

24-hour endurance challenges

Aka cpig autolose

tithin
Nov 14, 2003

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa


Jackbox is a great idea - bonus being only one person needs to own it on steam to transmit

Flying Leatherman
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

tithin posted:

Jackbox is a great idea - bonus being only one person needs to own it on steam to transmit

i know it steps all over the "don't involve other people" rule but tbh i could host streams for this too

thinking about it I wouldn't even technically need to know who was playing if I just started the stream and walked away from my computer for 15 minutes

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

We're bringing her home.


Grimey Drawer

jivjov posted:

Maybe some kind of challenge involving getting the lowest possible score in world 1 of Super Mario Bros....

for real though I consider myself a challenge beast and when reading your survivor season I tried this challenge for fun and holy poo poo I couldn't even come close what the gently caress.

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