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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




canyoneer posted:

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/aust...tion/ar-BBK3ann
In Australian news, a guy gets bit at the beginning of a fishing trip by a super venomous sea snake, but opts to finish his trip instead of seeking medical help. Nearly loses a fingat.

Fixed.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Malachite_Dragon posted:

Stupid people gonna stupid regardless of circumstances.

If I could, I would emptyquote this forever.


Edit:

Nazi YouTuber posted:

“I don’t actually hate Jewish people and the video was just an insight into the darker side of my humour, a prank to annoy my girlfriend and that I did not intend for people, other than people who knew my comedy, to see the video,” he said, reports the Jewish Chronicle.

...which is why he put it up on YouTube, naturally.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Alter Ego posted:

sadtrombone.wav

http://www.priceisrightfailhorn.com

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Ahh that makes sense, thank you. Poor goalie

In more ways than one. :sigh:

That's the sort of bad break that would ONLY happen to this team. The schad is on me for being a fan.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




fizzymercy posted:

How is that move going to do anything but severely gently caress up her hips and anything in her arms? That's stupid as poo poo.

e: UGH I can feel the entire bottom half of my pelvic region giving out just imagining succeeding at grabbing that bar and holding on.

NO. BAD CROSSFIT.

We have such sights to show you...

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




BrianBoitano posted:

Escalator castration

:allears:
I could watch this all day. Does that make me a terrible person?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





My favorite part of this is how he leads with "I lost $13K" and follows up in in his post with how he's an Econ student and good with finances.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I don't think insurance covers that.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That's the best version of this meme that I've seen so far.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This is the best thing I've seen today.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Oh, now you've done it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeb5LdAyLC8


Edit: Saw this snow shovel guy first and didn't realize it was a longer gif. But the video is still hilarious so I'm leaving it. :colbert:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/ClintFalin/status/987817398446317568

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I would have bet on this being in Boone or Asheville, but Hendersonville surprises me.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

It's all fun and games until a video of you losing an eye goes viral

Then it's just games.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Those are some serious drat Rice Krispies.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Snap, Crackle, and loving BOOM, because Pop was on maternity leave.

... shouldn't that be paternity leave?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Did you just assume Pop's gender?

dumb. posted:

Things work a little differently south of the belt when it comes to cereal elves.

Bunni-kat posted:

This is a lovely and tired joke used by bigots.


At the expense of explaining the joke, it was actually a play on the fact that some people call their fathers "Pop", not about gender identity. But I guess "Pop" isn't as common a term of endearment as others.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





*sees 919 area code*

Sweet Jesus, that's in my city. :ughh:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Wasn't this also one of those brand-new, just-signed-the-paperwork-and-driving-it-off-the-lot deals too? I sincerely hope so because that just increases the freude exponentially.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!







Full story and video here

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





These can't be real soccer players -- they all stayed on their feet when they got hit by the water.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This will never not be funny.


Solice Kirsk posted:

This remains one of my all time favorite trap pranks.

:hfive:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




This headline:



...and the story.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving rear end in a top hat.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




WoodrowSkillson posted:

when i was a teenager i worked at a garden center, and people with trucks would always ask us to just put whole pallets of retaining wall bricks in the bed, and then get mad when we would refuse to do so. people are goddamn idiots.

They certainly are:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/CubsLiker/status/1005639214296457216

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

He's gonna run out of names pretty soon, using so many per kid.

You know how, when you were a kid, you knew you were in seriously deep poo poo when your parents used your full name? Imagine what it must be like when these kids get in trouble.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Oh yeah, there's the good stuff.


Edit:

ilmucche posted:

A good part of me is hoping this is one of those things where the tractor trailer just doesn't know the guy is there.

You ever seen the movie "Duel"?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ilmucche posted:

Nope, what's it about? Is it good?

Yeah, it is. It's one of Steven Spielberg's first movies, made for TV and starring Dennis Weaver. It's actually a pretty great suspense film.

IMDB Synopsis posted:

While traveling through the desert for an appointment with a client, the businessman David Mann from California passes a slow and old tanker truck. The psychotic truck driver feels offended and chases David along the empty highway trying to kill him.

And it's available in full on Youtube.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://twitter.com/AaronMesh/status/1009536351585177600

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





No one fucks with the Jesus.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I love how the car drivers give absolutely no fucks and just keep going.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Dragonstoned posted:

Edit: Urgh and some other enterprising piece of poo poo set up a fake account for this woman to scam donations out of people. The fake accounts been deleted thankfully but gently caress this gay earth...

Honestly, I'm perfectly okay with people who would support that woman getting scammed out of their :20bux:.

Also:



I saw that documentary yesterday and I think Mr. Rogers would be very disappointed in her.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




GrandpaPants posted:

This part was really weird to me, though (emphasis mine)


Like, I don't get it. Is she in denial about being a racist poo poo or does she just not think that she's a racist poo poo?

That reads like an "I'm sorry if you were offended" non-apology as well.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Cichlidae posted:

So who does the number really go to?

I didn't feel like calling to find out so I asked WhitePages and Google. WhitePages says it's a non-fixed VOIP number; Google says it belongs to this guy: https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer?lang=en (My guess is, it most likely doesn't.)

But if you wanna call it, knock yourself out.

:shrug:

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Solice Kirsk posted:

"She wants people to have things! People that aren't just you!"

A refrigerator for every poor person! Can you imagine?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




chitoryu12 posted:

I actually came back two years after graduating on my bicycle

I wish I coulda been there to see that.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




FilthyImp posted:

Mitch Mcconnell might introduce legislation to expand the supreme court seats ahead of the November elections.

:suicide:

Why the gently caress hasn't that withered old turtle shuffled off this mortal coil yet? I'm so loving sick of old white men running ruining things.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Proteus Jones posted:

With the VAR, that’s going to be harder and harder to pull off. Floppers are starting to get more and more yellows these days, especially if it looks like they’re trying to stop play.

In hockey, it's called "embellishment" (AKA "diving") and gets you two minutes in the box.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




U-DO Burger posted:

what a cool trick

Azhais posted:

With America's healthcare options that's a far cheaper alternative to a vasectomy

Urologists hate him!

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