Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Weatherman posted:

What the gently caress is a "chief knowledge officer"? Is it the five-year-old child of an exec who gets put at the kiddy desk, given some paper and crayons to play with and told they're such a smart kid?

I swear, people complain about grade inflation at schools, but the explosion in the number and range of Chief <poo poo> Officer titles that people are awarding themselves, often at "companies" of 1-4 people, is absolutely baffling to me.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Turns out he's just some mentally ill alt-righter. Google it. I'm phone posting.

chitoryu12 posted:

Really, he's the one who's winning here.

DryGoods posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6dE4HAo.mp4

Solice Kirsk posted:

The top 20% pay more than 90% of the total taxes collected in the US (unless that's changed recently)

PurpleXVI posted:

I think what makes it believable is that it doesn't have a happy ending. He doesn't end up getting it on with the woman he's been fantasizing about for 8+ years, it just ends in a believably messy and unresolved situation rather than with the climax that a planned-and-written story would have.

PurpleXVI posted:

Iit just ends in a believably messy and unresolved situation

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TIFU: I have officially branded myself as the biggest perv... and I 100% deserve it...
u/Taway1234123491121
This is his now ex-wife.

Did he not realize, or too dumb to remember we share everything, including the same Reddit app? I logged on to see this throwaway as the default login account.

I’ve removed all of this personal story for my family’s protection and changed this account’s password. Although it might be too late and already circulated online.

I took a look through the comments and was seriously disgusted by most of the responses suggesting to sexually approach both of us last night. Which my sister did mention he tried something in the middle of the night, this guy is incredibly living in another world!

I’m only posting this to reassure everyone thinking he got away with it, that these types of scumbags DO NOT.

I came home yesterday with my sister to pack my poo poo. I saw his update saying I seemed alright, but I was keeping it in for the next morning.

Reason we slept in the living-room is because I didn’t want him to see my bags in the corner of the bedroom, he came home suddenly before I finished packing. It wasn’t “fun camping” or a “picnic”.

This morning, before he woke-up, we grabbed the rest of my stuff and left.

I went to the bank and froze our joint account before he irresponsibly starts taking cash out.

I’m not seeing him anymore, going to lawyer up, give away all this Reddit gold to the comments that I feel were actually reasonable, and divorce his rear end.

Oh, and if you can read this, I’ve deleted the tracking app my lawyer will call you to unfreeze your share and take the steps to unlink me from any other tracking apps you might have on me.

TL;DR: His life is ruined.

TotalLossBrain posted:

I bet that'll be a short career.

muscles like this! posted:

Lovecraft was a shut in who spent all his time writing stories or writing letters to other writers. So he probably would have been someone who is extremely online if he had something like the internet.