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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

gschmidl posted:

Jesus loving Christ there really is no motherfucker toxic enough to not profit from their toxicity.

That guys gonna be president in 2028

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
lmao the tiny bat

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

:kiss:

I love that after getting blasted in the back, she seems to be confused and doesn't know what to do until they blast her a second time, full frontal, at which point she seems to finally catch up to the same page everyone else is on re: the cops

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
If he can half-string a sentence together and take a ribbing about his height from men (obv. can't even take even imagining a woman doing it) I could totally see the guy landing in Barstool Sports. He would fit right in.

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta
https://twitter.com/antifashydaddy/status/1150829876938776578?s=19

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

zoux posted:

That guys gonna be president in 2028

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007


https://twitter.com/stabpossum/status/1150941658772594688

:pusheen:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://i.imgur.com/VpgyR33.gifv

efb

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/studentactivism/status/1151192859669909509?s=19

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I love that people have gotten sick enough of ICE to actually do something about it.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

I bet that'll be a short career.

SSDDR
Aug 3, 2004

I don't know if I can handle this, y'know?
Grimey Drawer

TotalLossBrain posted:

I bet that'll be a short career.

The height of his success

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


OK let's start a Kickstarter for forums poster Citizen Tayne so that we can buy him a step-ladder!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Well, you really got to hand it to him (because he can't reach it by himself)

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Couldn't the owner of Bagel Boss now sue him because he's making money off of calling himself Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan and selling t-shirts with "Bagel Boss" on them?

Perhaps he's thinking they could fight (online, for clicks and lols) for the rights to the title.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

TotalLossBrain posted:

I bet that'll be a short career.

A starlet is born.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Laserjet 4P posted:

A starlet is born.

A dwarf star.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
He's more of a miniboss anyway.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

bitterandtwisted posted:

Why does America have absurdly long jail sentences?

Crime got really, really bad for a while and "tough on crime" poo poo got incredibly popular. Its spooked people so bad that Boomers are, in large measure, the way they now because of it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Crime got really, really bad for a while and "tough on crime" poo poo got incredibly popular. Its spooked people so bad that Boomers are, in large measure, the way they now because of it.

Nah. Crime went steadily down but fascists CLAIMED it was bad. HTH.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jerry Cotton posted:

Nah. Crime went steadily down but fascists CLAIMED it was bad. HTH.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/pinguino/status/1150870448378245120?s=19

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/WTOP/status/1151177658702737408?s=19


Oops.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/bradfitz/status/1151156368386117632

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship


Nazi schmazi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

zoux posted:

That guys gonna be president in 2028

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1151246203650215938?s=21

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/HDylZbt.gifv

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

What was that xkcd comic? You can't just ask the nazis how to build rockets, you have to put them in charge.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



:five:

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited
Much lighter:
https://twitter.com/duraraman/status/1150648684243124225

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I think the dude has the right reaction:

"... what the gently caress, how?" coupled with "... that's insane"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Know this, the egg gods will judge you harshly for not choosing over easy.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.


This dude is going to make so much loving money off this. The inevitable Kickstarter for his autobiography will probably hit $200k before the end of summer.

Old Surly
Dec 8, 2004

and all of your troubles are solved and gone

Solice Kirsk posted:

This dude is going to make so much loving money off this. The inevitable Kickstarter for his autobiography will probably hit $200k before the end of summer.

Mostly from small donors

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


He wants to be famous when he grows up

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
The internet has collectively moved intercept bagel bite, giving him weed and some amount of positive notoriety to avoid the inevitable mass shooting he was on a collision course with. It's sort of like a group hug situation, or bees surrounding a wasp and killing it with their body heat.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Old Surly posted:

Mostly from small donors

He’ll still come up short.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Dude so short he has to slam dunk his bus fare.

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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


His fame is going to be short lived.

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