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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:page3:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do you have a ladder in your house?
If so, you could probably make quick repairs with even a sheet of plywood covered in something waterproof like heavy duty construction plastic. Mind you this is a "fix up your hobo shack for a few months" kind of solution, nothing permanent.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

nice

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
go left

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the op never said anything about insurance.
What the gently caress are you talking about?

Holy poo poo, you're illiterate. This is what i was responding to and then you got involved.

ganthony posted:

Dumb question....but why the piss would you spend any amount of money on buying a house and not insuring it? Or did you literally spend like a grand on a shack?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I'm the other guy. You would not be wrong

If you really think about it, we're all the other guy.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


*shrugs and laughs* we bought a zoo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Holy poo poo, you're illiterate. This is what i was responding to and then you got involved.

there is no need to bring up my shortcomings, I was just asking what you were talking about

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

Do you have a ladder in your house?

yes I am protected

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Build a better house with no holes in it.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Buy a 3d printed cuck shack and eat a large pizza outside of it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yes I am protected

I don't think so...you don't need to be pushed off a ladder by a robot, just check the OSHA thread.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
flip the house upside down. there's no holes in the floor

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

I don't think so...you don't need to be pushed off a ladder by a robot, just check the OSHA thread.

OSHA doesn't make you overanalyze the joke

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
construct a hydrogen dirigible and tether it above your house. HTH

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

You should build a porch over the hole in the roof. Then you can enjoy the porch and protect your living area.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Xenocides posted:

Build a better house with no holes in it.

Alternatively, reinforce the hole

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Just insure the house heavily so this thread can be about different ways to destroy the house.

I suggest sleeping with the wife of a local wrecking ball operator.

Or maybe start a rumor that there is a muslim wedding happening in your house.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!
no pictures of the roof yet jfc

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
install a small pool underneath the hole to collect the rainwater. you could in the luxury of an ancient roman senator

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What if you 3d printed 12 x 300 square foot cuckshacks and combined them into a 3600 square foot mcmansion?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
call Grover op

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Young cuck finds one weird secret to home building, real estate investors hate him!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

veiled boner fuel posted:

What if you 3d printed 12 x 300 square foot cuckshacks and combined them into a 3600 square foot mcmansion?

that isn't how numbers work. also 3600 square foot isn't a mcmansion.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

also 3600 square foot isn't a mcmansion.

almost 4000 ft/sq is a mcmansion actually

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


This isn’t a very good choose your own adventure

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Can we get a mod challenge to get a picture of this hole?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Xenocides posted:

Can we get a mod challenge to get a picture of this hole?

look at ur birth certificate

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Xenocides posted:

Can we get a mod challenge to get a picture of this hole?

I personally don’t want to see his or anyone’s rectum

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
take a loving picture is what you do OP holy good god almighty

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Xenocides posted:

Can we get a mod challenge to get a picture of this hole?

Turn on your monitor

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
hole pic hole pic

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Op, maybe if you weren't an abrasive idiot you would have had help for your roof situation where you need to put a small tarp over a hole until you can fix it.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Why hasnt this thead been goatsed yet

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Are you trying to use the hole to charge your camera, op

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

declare your moldering ruin a National Monument so the state becomes liable for it's upkeep

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

when you sell your disastrous liability remember that it's not a "hole in the roof", it's a skylight

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
right so I've had the phone charging but it empties every time I turn the screen on, so it'll be a little longer before I can post gape pics

the snow sealed the hole anyway so that means it's fine for now

Rutibex posted:

install a small pool underneath the hole to collect the rainwater. you could in the luxury of an ancient roman senator


:eyepop:

holy gently caress now that's an idea

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
OP I'm confused, how do you have enough money that you could afford to already own your home with no mortgage and were also able to tell your job to gently caress off but not have enough money to fix a roof or charge a phone

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
life's about choices. if I was so hung up on keeping phones charged I'd have to work

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