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somekindofguy posted:Can we just get a sequel to Raging Boll with Bob getting wailed on or something Raging Boll II is in the process of coming about, actually. Boll's gonna beat Alex Jones senseless if he ever gets his hands on his plump, sweaty, red rear end. Also MovieBob loves giant monster movies, of loving course he'd love Rampage. Arcsquad12 posted:http://channelawesome.com/our-response/ ...These people are idiots.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 05:41 |
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Pants Donkey posted:Apparently they really want to test Brad. That's kinda the mental game I've been playing throughout all this: "Okay, will this be the thing that breaks Brad? No? Let's go deeper then." Like, I think at this point I'm gonna unsub from Brad just on principle, regardless of whether he finally cuts ties with CA or not. I'm losing buckets of respect for him the further this goes, Sage too for that matter.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 06:15 |
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DoctorGonzo1969 posted:Apologies for the double post but I went to check CA's site and Angry Joe isn't listed on there anymore. Welp. Now the pressure's really on Brad and Bennet. They're literally the last two big names left on the site that aren't Doug. So congrats to them, I guess, for managing to stay aboard the Titanic up to the point where the lights flick off and the boat splits in two. You did it, guys!
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 06:50 |
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DoctorGonzo1969 posted:MasakoX isn't on the site anymore either, by the way. That leaves 9 producers left. I do hope Brad and Bennett find a measure of solace and solidarity with their remaining peers... Blockbuster Buster and Toons These Days. In the meanwhile, I've dropped both of them on my YouTube subscriptions and it'll be a long loving while before I ever reconsider re'upping them or plugging anything they do even if they leave Channel Awesome now anyway. E: Like, I mean at least Larry hemmed and hawed about maybe leaving the site before he apparently chose to stay on. So I don't know if that makes it better or worse than Brad proudly planting his flag atop Mt. Michaud or Bennett's utter radio silence on the matter. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Apr 12, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 09:56 |
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GoneRampant posted:Someone here in the last thread said that Larry admitted to them in private that he hates CA and is only staying to watch the fireworks and implosions from within. He's said on Twitter that he doesn't feel comfortable leaving now as (since he was never a big name producer) it would feel to him like he's just riding the coat-tails of the producers who paved the way. ...Neither of those are good excuses for staying at this point, honestly. I don't particularly care what way he ultimately goes, I was never really a fan of Larry's anyway, but the absolute last window to leave is closing rapidly, if not already closed thanks to The Response. We'll see just what kind of disaster their video address turns out to be. But in my books, anyone who's still up on that site by Saturday evening, I'm officially done with and have lost all respect for.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 10:48 |
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Linear Zoetrope posted:What's the worst thing they could possibly try? Skits where they impersonate and mock former CA staff to "recreate" what "actually" happened? Probably somewhere on the scale between the Christine O'Donnell "I'm not a witch..." video, or the BP Deepwater Horizon disaster apology video, or >run Zuckerberg.exe/I_am_[ADJECTIVE]_sorry,_humans_re:Facebook.mp4. Some schmaltzy thing of Doug staring into a soft focus lens in front of a gray dapple backdrop and talking in what he assumes to be a pleasing yet conciliatory tone about Certain Misconceptions, while not actually saying anything or apologizing for anything either.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 11:03 |
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Basically, if they're forcing Malcolm and Tamara to be a part of it instead of plunking Doug's doofy rear end down alone in front of a camera in his living room and having him wing it, then whatever video statement they put out is 100% going to be some over-produced tone deaf fart that you would almost mistake for parody at first blush. E: corn in the bible posted:Yeah, I put Bennett in the dumb gif I made because he looks funny and I figured, gently caress it, it's only a matter of time anyway. But he's still there. He will always be there. Clearly, it should have been Joe nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Apr 12, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 11:11 |
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corn in the bible posted:I wonder if Larry or Brad is the "fifth shareholder" they mentioned in that response. It'd explain not leaving no matter what, because they have a stake in the company. Larry has claimed repeatedly that Michaud and the Walkers have to be reminded that he even exists so he’s technically not even on the site, despite him being one of literally eight names left attached to it now, but his reasons for just not leaving, even after all this are ringing hollower and hollower. I don’t know or care what Brad’s deal is anymore. With Bennett pulling the cord this morning, he’s won the race to be the last man on the Titanic before the ship slips beneath the surface and he can ride its hulk all the way down to the sea floor as far as I’m concerned. DoctorGonzo1969 posted:I'm not even sure they know who Larry even is or that he's even on the site. Larry, for context, is Larry Bundy Jr, aka Guru Larry. He does videos on video game history and obscure facts. They’re actually quite well researched and informative and Larry’s pretty drat funny himself, but yeah ^^^ all of that bullshit up there. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Apr 12, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 22:54 |
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Mokinokaro posted:So 2 more if Gaming Wildlife is one of them. I think the final count when it all shakes out is gonna be Brad, Buster, and Larry with an asterisk the size of Saturn. So technically just Brad and Buster. E: Mokinokaro posted:And more delisted from the site. lol I was right.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 02:08 |
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FoldableHuman posted:People are saying they can't respect Larry for sticking around, but I'll admit that if I were in Larry's shoes I might just hold out for top tier shitposting like this, too: Okay, you got me, that was really funny. Well played, Lawrence. Now get the gently caress outta there already and leave Brad and Buster to their little Doug Walker Fan Club.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 02:23 |
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Leal posted:If it's Brad I'll LP a Hyper Dimension Neptunia game Noted. I will hold you to that then /
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 02:45 |
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Leal posted:I may have made a mistake. I think you're off the hook: https://twitter.com/LarryBundyJr/status/984604043199827969 According to Larry it's just him and Brad left and now he's just playing chicken with him for shits and giggles.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 02:53 |
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business hammocks posted:I am kind of tickled at the thought of CA internal discussions getting reduced to a sombre old friend taking things very seriously and stressing out at every step down into the abyss and a grinning British troll nobody even realized was there a month ago. It would be like if Groucho were in the bunker with Hitler. Like, at this point I'm legit surprised that Michaud hasn't booted Larry off the site in a fit of rage. Because that would kind of rule, to be honest; Larry making the fractional remnant of Channel Awesome so mad at his in-house dunking that they sever from him
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 03:02 |
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Mokinokaro posted:https://twitter.com/LarryBundyJr/status/984621004491194370 The ship has gone vertical and is making its final plunge, imploding beneath itself as the ocean consumes it. Only two men remain onboard, one of them clings to the railings with all his might and weeps in dread; the other stands defiantly atop the letters TITANIC - LIVERPOOL, cackling madly, firing a revolve into the air and shouting at the other man, "Nice night fer a swim, innit?!" nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Apr 13, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 03:53 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Hurray, take your poo poo and get out now!
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 05:08 |
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I am Reverend posted:Out of curiosity i watched a blockbuster buster video since he's the only contributor whose shows are still on the site I didn't recognize and he's like if an angry internet critic was designed by a neural network. He even talks the same way every bad reviewer does where they put all the emphasis on the last word in the sentence. Welshy and Panda put out a "poo poo TGWTG Producers Say" video years ago as they were on their way out the door following the Allison/Chez Apoc exodus, and Blockbuster Buster's lone segment was Panda deadpanning "Everything he does is poo poo..." And I've never seen anything since that refutes that one.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 05:44 |
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The Bee posted:I am so sports entertained right now. All we need now is Guru Larry putting up a CA retrospective as the site's ever non-Nostalgia Critic video to play this beautiful, beautiful disaster off. Ello, You! I'm Guru Larry, and I welcome you to Fact Hunt: Five Times Mike Michaud Was An rear end in a top hat... Just kidding, it's way more than five
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 05:53 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:We now close one chapter and begin anew. Their Episode III video was funny, but once they moved into the OT they really start to drag.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 06:06 |
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CelticPredator posted:Last Jedi owns so much. The best thing that The Last Jedi did was reveal the Star Wars fanbase for the pissbabies everyone knew they were all along.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 06:39 |
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Alaois posted:EVEN DURING ALL THIS
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 08:58 |
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Ladies and gentlemen... Whether you like it or not! Also be sure to call the thread “Brad Jones Made Me Do It”
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 11:27 |
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Leal posted:Lupa can you ask Brad if he'll co commentate with me God, if you get Brad on for even one video I will re-sub to him in a femtosecond.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 11:30 |
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DoctorGonzo1969 posted:So something I'd found was apparently a writer for Salon wants to interview Matthew Buck about the CA stuff They're a mid-level left-leaning internet news magazine akin to Slate, or The Daily Beast known for think pieces and political commentary. Something you'd normally only run into on r/politics or cable news morning shows, or, god help you, D&D. Though for the Internet Critic/Ex-Channel Awesome crew, it's probably up there near the apex of expectation for "traditional media" exposure.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 05:16 |
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Roth posted:I hope the Channel Awesome controversy gets turned into a professional documentary that goes on to win Oscars and then gets turned into a biopic about Doug Walker. Tommy Wiseau gets his ultimate revenge and wins an Oscar for playing Doug.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 05:17 |
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Ban everyone who baba booeys. No mercy.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 05:47 |
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Pirate Jenny posted:yesssss give me unlimited power I support you, Lindsay Come, J O I N U S I N H E L L
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 05:56 |
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So, I guess we get one last Reverse Rachel Maddow Wall post before either Brad or Larry disappear from the site: Early March 2018: Mid April 2018:
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 07:31 |
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DoubleCakes posted:I'd believe it. I don't. Larry's capable of expressing enjoyment in things.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 07:33 |
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Curses, foiled again by shitposting.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 07:38 |
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If Larry actually outlasts Doug of all people on CA, I will subscribe to him out of respect for the sheer size of his balls.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 01:23 |
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Koalas March posted:Yep. From what I understand if Doug left, the Nostalgia Critic is dead. Theoretically CA could recast him but lol. “Hel-loooo, I’m the New-stalgia Critic...”
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 21:20 |
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CelticPredator posted:I hate the NC and would be fine if I never see th shrill gun waving bald man again Or, god forbid, he could just drop the character and gimmick entierly and try to grow as an entertainer and critic like Lindsay et al. did... you know, like 5 years too late to matter, but still.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 21:27 |
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I Before E posted:Jay Sherman won't be happy to hear that. FWIW, Doug has repeately listed The Critic as one of his favourite TV shows.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 21:32 |
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Hahahaha Yeah, by all means keep quoting it after we've long since moved on from it
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 21:56 |
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SunAndSpring posted:I'd report them but barely anything ever gets done on Twitter because it's run by gormless libertarians. I'm not intending to keep this line of conversation going, but for an ostensibly voracious tweeter, the account in question has fallen silent since it's massive climactic half-cocked gasket blow. But then again Twitter is more addictive than crack to crazy people, so who knows if they'll be back. I don't honestly care and neither should anyone in this thread. Water's wet. Chicken's delicious. Jack Dorsey and Biz Stone love Nazis. Whaddup. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Apr 17, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 22:12 |
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Nella's finally getting the recognition she deserves!
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 04:19 |
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CaligulaKangaroo posted:To be fair, even Doug has talents he can use in other jobs. I know he did improv for like a minute, and there was that PBS commercial from like ten years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUhTevBnqbE This is why I said that Doug's more a comedian than a critic. Like, yeah he's dim and doesn't get basic poo poo, but the dude has charisma, can sell a joke, and can put up a likeable front when need be. He just needs a proper writer and director guiding him to make the most of his talents.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 05:21 |
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MiddleOne posted:'As a self-made Entrepreneur I wrote, acted, shot and edited media entertainment for an audience of hundreds of thousands' with added bonuses if you're big such as 'I managed employees'. Pretty much the only stumbling block to Doug landing on his feet after all this is whether he can spin a good answer to any inevitable questions that'll come up about Mike Michaud. But honestly, obsessing over anyone from CA's future career prospects is weird and creepy and tabloidy to the max. Seriously, why the hell do you people let Bibbs lead you down these dumb garden paths? I just fuking can't
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 07:06 |
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Junpei Hyde posted:Oh we have one now Indeed, you do. So everyone calm the gently caress down already.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 23:13 |
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AriadneThread posted:rest in peace, nine-gear crow I'm only here till we find a proper replacement mod. In the interim, I shall strive to be an improper replacement mod.
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