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snoo
Jul 5, 2007








flocked nails are weird but there is a whole world of really uncomfortable nail art out there

these aren't necessarily awkward, ugly or gross, but i'm gonna count the U in AUG as also 'uncomfortable'

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007








snoo
Jul 5, 2007








do they make crocs with individual toes

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








please don't zoom in on any pictures in this thread ever again

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








cash crab posted:

Gender reveal parties for adults would loving own. A while back I saw this newspaper clipping of a guy who wanted to make a correction for a baby announcement that he'd made fifteen years prior, saying the ad incorrectly stated they had a daughter, but they wanted to correct it to "son" after their son came out.

at my work we sell a lot of gender reveal poo poo and I hate it and it makes me cringe every time (esp as a nonbinary person but whatever) but we also sell a lot of regular baby stuff. one time this guy came in and wanted a big yard sign normally meant for newborns, but he was buying it for friends who were adopting a young adult man and it was so loving wholesome despite my poor description

snoo
Jul 5, 2007










edit: v v v I believe he said very early 20s. I would assume there are a lot of people still in the foster system into their adulthood because everything sucks so much. but seriously good for the new parents I wish more people would adopt

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007








wow i really dislike the smoldering nut eyes

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








cash crab posted:

I literally JUST changed the title, for gently caress's sake

<3

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








Panfilo posted:

I don't get the hate for gender reveal parties. Kids are expensive, and parents can use all the help they can get.

I'm just going to assume they are secretly jealous someone else is getting presents and not them

that's presumably what baby showers are for. forcing a stereotypical gender role onto a goddamn fetus is what's weird and gross about gender reveals imo

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








NO

snoo
Jul 5, 2007










e: whoop sorry cash crab

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007








the circle game, but worse



goon husband freak hands

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007








I had 40000+ unread emails in my old-rear end still-used hotmail account until I accidentally marked them all as read

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








cash crab posted:

He's right. Additionally, a car is a type of ravoli, where the meat is people.

people are also ravioli where the meat is meat

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








nice to meat you

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








I really enjoy doing makeup but I don't do contouring bc I have a big fat face and glasses, and my hair covers my cheeks and forehead anyway so who care

I do my makeup for work and for special occasions and it usually takes 30 minutes. but I used to spend 20 just smearing eyeliner on my lids so I think my entire routine condensed into half an hour is pretty good

Psychobabble! posted:

Some makeup AUG:



you don't need to highlight your whole face

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007









the poo poo jenna does to her face makes my sensitive skin hurt

jenna-marbles-100-layers-challenge.jpg

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007








Iron Crowned posted:

I'm not really sure how anyone lets their cars get that bad. I mean in the winter my car will accumulate a couple receipts, and maybe a wrapper or two, but as soon as I have an empty taco bell bag all that poo poo gets stuffed in said bag and thrown out. Of course once the weather gets nicer, I don't even let that stuff accumulate because I like to roll down my windows and I don't want that poo poo getting sucked out.




I helped a woman load 2 dozen latex balloons into her car today and wow I can't wonder why half of them popped between the car being full of pointy trash and her car not having AC

like I felt bad because the way she talked to me was really... concerning....... like suicidal jokes but not with that joking tone we all use

kind of a bummer. I hope she's okay. in between the pointy trash piles there was a car seat for a child.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007









snoo
Jul 5, 2007








winterwerefox posted:

Some A for the AUG


what kinda hot topic is this well-lit

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








just lol if you're alive and exist

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








hey. no thanks

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








im the balding

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








no offense but gently caress you

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








T-man posted:

... I think you're projecting some weird poo poo on that person.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








here's a take: i don't particularly like cosplayers, especially heavily sexualized ones, for example, but i don't automatically assume every cosplayer (especially in public) is doing it for sexual gratification. furries are cosplay too, since they're just dressing up as a character.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








the furry defender has logged on, etc

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








hey I'm not the one thinking or posting about what furries masturbate to

it's a weird image. why did you have to make a weirder loving post about it

snoo
Jul 5, 2007









did this picture make anyone else profoundly, unbearably sad

I think it's the door off the hinges that completes the feeling for me

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








Hirayuki posted:

We used to get swarming ladybugs, but we've been downgraded to boxelder bugs instead:



You can't really do anything about them; you can try squishing them (and it often takes more than one smash), but then they smell. Apparently the most reliable way to control them is to suck them up in a vacuum cleaner, but to me that sounds like you'd just wind up with a vacuum cleaner full of boxelders, and that does not sound like a definitive step in the right direction.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we had a random infestation of these in the spring and we couldn't have the windows closed because it would get ridiculously hot inside so we taped up/hot glued (rented apartment so reluctant to use permanent stuff) every single gap we could in the window frames and sprayed the bugs with isopropyl alcohol day in and day out

gently caress these

right now there's a giant spider on our balcony with a huge web in the corner and I want to die

it's an impressive web but the spider is too big. get out

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








Solice Kirsk posted:

Someone post that post of the guy who took a bunch of drugs and had his boyfriend hook him up to a sex machine while he watched VR porn with noise cancelling headphones.

no don't

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








1stGear posted:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








it's piss

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








Picnic Princess posted:

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

















no no no no no no no no no no no no

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








imagine the smell

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








I assume they included the non-binary part bc they were using neutral pronouns and felt they needed to explain that

snoo
Jul 5, 2007








snoo
Jul 5, 2007










snoo
Jul 5, 2007








Dick Burglar posted:

God, the swept-hair emo look. It wasn't a good style,

excuse you

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007









ugh god don't leave your toilets open

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