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I have done this the past two seasons, and if I start it now and update it once a week for the remainder of the offseason, it'll take us right up to week 1 of the 2018 season. So let's do this. The 2018 NFL Season sucked for 31 teams. Congrats Eagles fans, feel free to ignore this little exercise Here's the breakdown. I will be using a simulator to replay the entire 2017 NFL season from week 1 through the playoffs. These sims will take into consideration perfect health from your teams' rosters in week 1, so we get a true representation of every team at full strength. The one exception I will be making is I will be using Jimmy G for the 49ers, and I am doing that because that is what the default is and I know I'll forget to change it to Hoyer at some point. Sims will be done on Sundays, and they will be one and done. No best 2 of 3 or 3 of 5 or whatnot. I will be keeping track of Chargers stats throughout the duration of this sim because they are my team and I don't care about yours. If you want to do that, be my guest. So without further adieu, let's get this started with Week 1. Week 1 Chiefs 36, Patriots 28 Bills 23, Jets 17 Eagles 20, Washington 13 Titans 25, Raiders 24 Jaguars 30, Texans 17 Lions 20, Cardinals 16 Steelers 33, Browns 16 Falcons 26, Bears 0 Ravens 29, Bengals 3 Rams 40, Colts 13 49ers 34, Panthers 13 Packers 41, Seahawks 20 Giants 26, Cowboys 22 Saints 40, Vikings 22 Broncos 38, Chargers 21 AFC East: 1. Bills 1-0 (1-0) 2. Dolphins 0-0 (0-0) 3. Patriots 0-1 (0-0) 4. Jets 0-1 (0-1) AFC North: 1. Steelers 1-0 (1-0) 2. Ravens 1-0 (1-0) 3. Browns 0-1 (0-1) 4. Bengals 0-1 (0-1) AFC South: 1. Jaguars 1-0 (1-0) 2. Titans 1-0 (0-0) 3. Colts 0-1 (0-0) 4. Texans 0-1 (0-1) AFC West: 1. Broncos 1-0 (1-0) 2. Chiefs 1-0 (0-0) 3. Raiders 0-1 (0-0) 4. Chargers 0-1 (0-1) NFC East: 1. Giants 1-0 (1-0) 2. Eagles 1-0 (1-0) 3. Washington 0-1 (0-1) 4. Cowboys 0-1 (0-1) NFC North: 1. Lions 1-0 (0-0) 2. Packers 1-0 (0-0) 3. Vikings 0-1 (0-0) 4. Bears 0-1 (0-0) NFC South: 1. Falcons 1-0 (0-0) 2. Saints 1-0 (0-0) 3. Bucs 0-0 (0-0) 4. Panthers 0-1 (0-0) NFC West: 1. Rams 1-0 (0-0) 2. 49ers 1-0 (0-0) 3. Seahawks 0-1 (0-0) 4. Cardinals 0-1 (0-0)
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# ? Apr 29, 2018 20:24 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:23 |
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stank results, won't finish
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# ? Apr 29, 2018 20:39 |
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e: nevermind
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# ? Apr 29, 2018 20:54 |
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This sim has the biggest hard on for rushing
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# ? Apr 29, 2018 20:58 |
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I love how the Chiefs dumpster the Patriots even in the sim of the opening game.
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# ? Apr 29, 2018 21:28 |
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49ers are still undefeated with Jimmy G quote:PLAYER OF THE GAME code:
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Coldforge fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Apr 29, 2018 |
# ? Apr 29, 2018 21:54 |
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Are we using Kamara and Ingram instead of Adrian Peterson?
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 00:44 |
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quote:These sims will take into consideration perfect health from your teams' rosters in week 1 Already more unrealistic than Madden, Andrew Luck will never be at perfect health again
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 00:55 |
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this sim is bullshit and it's bad
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 17:56 |
Ah Marty B, what could have been.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 18:02 |
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The Vikings never do well with this thing.
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# ? May 3, 2018 06:14 |
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Since you're using Jimmy G, you can just skip to the end when the 49ers win the Lombardi.
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# ? May 4, 2018 17:42 |
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Looking forward to the Titans winning back-to-back sim Super Bowls.
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# ? May 4, 2018 19:54 |
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Mega64 posted:Looking forward to the Titans winning back-to-back sim Super Bowls. Hell yeah go tits
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# ? May 5, 2018 17:47 |
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Week Two Bengals 16, Texans 13 Ravens 37, Browns 6 Bucs 29, Bears 27 Vikings 30, Steelers 12 Saints 44, Patriots 14 Eagles 35, Chiefs 24 Jaguars 30, Titans 13 Cardinals 17, Colts 3 Panthers 23, Bills 13 Raiders 37, Jets 20 Chargers 28, Dolphins 6 Seahawks 26, 49ers 23 F/OT Rams 37, Washington 19 Cowboys 33, Broncos 0 Falcons 19, Packers 17 Lions 37, Giants 35 AFC East: 1. Bills 1-1 (1-0) 2. Dolphins 0-1 (0-0) 3. Patriots 0-2 (0-0) 4. Jets 0-2 (0-1) AFC North: 1. Ravens 2-0 (2-0) 2. Steelers 1-1 (1-0) 3. Bengals 1-1 (0-1) 4. Browns 0-2 (0-2) AFC South: 1. Jaguars 2-0 (2-0) 2. Titans 1-1 (0-1) 3. Colts 0-2 (0-0) 4. Texans 0-2 (0-1) AFC West: 1. Broncos 1-1 (1-0) 2. Chiefs 1-1 (0-0) 3. Raiders 1-1 (0-0) 4. Chargers 1-1 (0-1) NFC East: 1. Eagles 2-0 (1-0) 2. Giants 1-1 (1-0) 3. Cowboys 1-1 (0-1) 4. Washington 0-2 (0-1) NFC North: 1. Lions 2-0 (0-0) 2. Packers 1-1 (0-0) 3. Vikings 1-1 (0-0) 4. Bears 0-2 (0-0) NFC South: 1. Falcons 2-0 (0-0) 2. Saints 2-0 (0-0) 3. Bucs 1-0 (0-0) 4. Panthers 1-1 (0-0) NFC West: 1. Rams 2-0 (0-0) 2. Seahawks 1-1 (1-0) 3. 49ers 1-1 (0-1) 4. Cardinals 1-1 (0-0)
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# ? May 7, 2018 03:54 |
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why is mike nugent kicking for the cowboys?
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# ? May 7, 2018 04:09 |
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Blair Walsh kicking four field goals. What a world.code:
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# ? May 7, 2018 04:25 |
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So in this season, do the Saints win their first two and lose their next eight in a row?
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# ? May 7, 2018 04:32 |
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incompetent posted:why is mike nugent kicking for the cowboys? The SIM is doing some goofy stuff by default, it has Josh Gordon and Corey Coleman listed as the Browns receivers #4 and #5.
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# ? May 7, 2018 05:23 |
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Marcedes isn't with the Jags anymore homeslice.
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# ? May 7, 2018 17:15 |
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AFC North: 1. Ravens 2-0 (2-0) 2. Steelers 1-1 (1-0) theres a huge parqde in baltimore and the ravens have won the super bowl
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# ? May 7, 2018 17:17 |
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TSBX posted:Marcedes isn't with the Jags anymore homeslice. This is a simulator of last season, when he was with the Jags a neat cape posted:Seahawks 26, 49ers 23 F/OT triggered
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# ? May 7, 2018 17:25 |
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Why is AP on the Cards in this universe.
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# ? May 7, 2018 20:10 |
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JPrime posted:Why is AP on the Cards in this universe. Didn't the Cards pick him up halfway through the season? Also I get the feeling that the sim is going to once again poo poo on the Lions this year, considering that it has Detroit barely beating two teams we completely demolished.
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# ? May 7, 2018 20:35 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Didn't the Cards pick him up halfway through the season? If the simulation is horny for rushing yards then that makes sense, the Lions rushing attack was among the worst in the league last season
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# ? May 7, 2018 21:30 |
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Week Three 49ers 33, Rams 30 F/OT Ravens 16, Jaguars 13 Browns 35, Colts 32 Eagles 24, Giants 10 Jets 21, Dolphins 9 Broncos 30, Bills 10 Panthers 27, Saints 26 saints what are you doing stop it saints nooooooooo Bears 27, Steelers 24 Falcons 45, Lions 31 Vikings 17, Bucs 12 Patriots 47, Texans 10 Titans 31, Seahawks 10 Packers 24, Bengals 13 Chiefs 23, Chargers 19 Washington 19, Raiders 13 Cowboys 20, Cardinals 12 AFC East: 1. Bills 1-2 (1-0) 2. Jets 1-2 (1-1) 3. Patriots 1-2 (0-0) 4. Dolphins 0-2 (0-1) AFC North: 1. Ravens 3-0 (2-0) 2. Steelers 1-2 (1-0) 3. Bengals 1-2 (0-1) 4. Browns 1-2 (0-2) AFC South: 1. Jaguars 2-1 (2-0) 2. Titans 2-1 (0-1) 3. Colts 0-3 (0-0) 4. Texans 0-3 (0-1) AFC West: 1. Broncos 2-1 (1-0) 2. Chiefs 2-1 (1-0) 3. Raiders 1-2 (0-0) 4. Chargers 1-2 (0-2) NFC East: 1. Eagles 3-0 (2-0) 2. Cowboys 2-1 (0-1) 3. Giants 1-2 (1-1) 4. Washington 1-2 (0-1) NFC North: 1. Lions 2-1 (0-0) 2. Packers 2-1 (0-0) 3. Vikings 2-1 (0-0) 4. Bears 1-2 (0-0) NFC South: 1. Falcons 3-0 (0-0) 2. Panthers 2-1 (1-0) 3. Saints 2-1 (0-1) 4. Bucs 1-1 (0-0) NFC West: 1. 49ers 2-1 (1-1) 2. Rams 2-1 (0-1) 3. Seahawks 1-2 (1-0) 4. Cardinals 1-2 (0-0)
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# ? May 13, 2018 21:16 |
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lol The Colts giving up 18 points in the final 50 seconds, including allowing an onside kick and throwing a pick to allowing the winning field goal with 5 seconds left... makes sense.
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# ? May 13, 2018 21:24 |
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that 4th quarter.....
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# ? May 13, 2018 21:25 |
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Two heckin good QBs.code:
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Coldforge fucked around with this message at 00:20 on May 14, 2018 |
# ? May 14, 2018 00:17 |
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Week Four Bears 20, Packers 17 Saints 30, Dolphins 6 Titans 13, Texans 10 F/OT Jaguars 20, Jets 12 Patriots 42, Panthers 27 Vikings 28, Lions 20 Bills 20, Falcons 10 Steelers 23, Ravens 16 Bengals 26, Browns 12 Cowboys 30, Rams 23 Eagles 28, Chargers 23 Giants 27, Bucs 24 Cardinals 34, 49ers 14 Broncos 27, Raiders 22 Seahawks 30, Colts 13 Chiefs 50, Washington 17 AFC East: 1. Bills 2-2 (1-0) 3. Patriots 2-2 (0-0) 2. Jets 1-3 (1-1) 4. Dolphins 0-3 (0-1) AFC North: 1. Ravens 3-1 (2-1) 2. Steelers 2-2 (2-0) 3. Bengals 2-2 (1-1) 4. Browns 1-3 (0-3) AFC South: 1. Jaguars 3-1 (2-0) 2. Titans 3-1 (1-1) 3. Colts 0-4 (0-0) 4. Texans 0-4 (0-2) AFC West: 1. Broncos 3-1 (2-0) 2. Chiefs 3-1 (1-0) 3. Raiders 1-3 (0-1) 4. Chargers 1-3 (0-2) NFC East: 1. Eagles 4-0 (2-0) 2. Cowboys 3-1 (0-1) 3. Giants 2-2 (1-1) 4. Washington 1-3 (0-1) NFC North: 1. Vikings 3-1 (1-0) 2. Bears 2-2 (1-0) 3. Lions 2-2 (0-1) 4. Packers 2-2 (0-1) NFC South: 1. Falcons 3-1 (0-0) 2. Saints 3-1 (0-1) 3. Panthers 2-2 (1-0) 4. Bucs 1-2 (0-0) NFC West: 1. Seahawks 2-2 (1-0) 2. Cardinals 2-2 (1-0) 3. 49ers 2-2 (1-2) 4. Rams 2-2 (0-1)
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# ? May 21, 2018 06:58 |
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I like how the Colts defense is so bad it made the Seahawks running game look credible
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# ? May 21, 2018 07:11 |
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Pack it in and shut it down, the simulation is already broken.code:
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# ? May 21, 2018 08:12 |
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Coldforge posted:Pack it in and shut it down, the simulation is already broken. Is precognition of future stats a flaw though?
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# ? May 21, 2018 12:45 |
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Simulation loving the Jags.
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# ? May 21, 2018 12:52 |
Randaconda posted:Simulation loving the Jags. So thats where Crimson Ghost ended up.
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# ? May 21, 2018 13:45 |
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Coldforge posted:Pack it in and shut it down, the simulation is already broken. benched for cj beathard, lol
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# ? May 21, 2018 17:50 |
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Coldforge posted:Pack it in and shut it down, the simulation is already broken. It's gonna be really funny when this minus a TD or two is a typical Jimmy G game this season after all the hype
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# ? May 21, 2018 18:35 |
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You’re all adorably foolish. Jimmy forgives your doubts. But not this simulation, which is the vilest heresy.
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# ? May 21, 2018 19:11 |
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Coldforge posted:You’re all adorably foolish. Jimmy forgives your doubts. The Browns 2 best receivers are 5th and 6th on the depth chart, this SIM sucks.
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# ? May 21, 2018 23:11 |
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Flikken posted:The Browns 2 best receivers are 5th and 6th on the depth chart, this SIM sucks. What's a Seth DeValve? Is that like a type of rotolock?
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# ? May 21, 2018 23:38 |