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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



4 more replies don't gently caress up that snipe yo

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Edited snipe. Shameful.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



sharknado slashfic posted:

http://www.businessinsider.com/south-korean-official-suggests-north-korea-could-build-mcdonalds-trump-tower-2018-4



From a few days ago but I don't remember seeing it posted. Trump is gonna get fleeced by Best Korea.

That would be beautiful.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I'm sure it's been said but my first thought is always Brent Spiner as Doctor Okun when I see him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



mods change my name posted:

sorry it will be Burger King unless the contract with AAFES changes

Anthony's Pizza imo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



:widowsnypa:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



sharknado slashfic posted:

Thank god we kept tossing out loans left and right.

Loans? gently caress, we were selling both sides bullets and the guns to fire them too, the US was literally Nicholas Cage in WWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj89D2u8b3s&t=10s

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

Russia has developed a nuclear reactor on a transportable barge.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.8990fab86ab3

No way in hell this is going to go wrong.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Pounded in the butt by a CRISPR-Cas9 edited gene.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

What substance could possibly give you a edge in driving a car fast? Crystal meth?

Probably not that per se, but it's possible, but really anything on NASCARs drug list.



NASCAR posted:

• Illegal substances: stimulants (such as methamphetamine, Ecstasy), narcotics (oxycodone, heroin, codeine), ephedrines (pseudoephedrine), benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium), barbiturates, muscle relaxers, sleep aids (Ambien) and beta blockers. Drivers and over-the-wall crewmen also are tested for performance-enhancing drugs such as hGH.

• Prescription drugs: Prescriptions can’t be used in a manner inconsistent with the instructions of a doctor or those that impair ability to perform on the day of the event. Drivers must tell NASCAR before using the drug.

• Alcohol: Drivers are to refrain from consuming alcohol 12 hours before on-track activity. A blood-alcohol content of 0.02 is considered unfit to drive.

• Dietary supplements, masking agents and substances that mimic effects of banned substances.

He could have popped hot for any number of things if he didn't disclose a prescription he was taking.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hot Karl Marx posted:

the crazy trump guys are going nuts over this hercules crash

https://twitter.com/intheMatrixxx/status/991791998695768066

The thread goes crazier the more you read

(edit: the tl;dr of it is hillary and the democrats did it)

deep state

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Killbot 5000, activate

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hot Karl Marx posted:

rent a helicopter

Wishing death on someone isn't funny

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



HOW'S INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK GOING?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CRUSTY MINGE posted:

http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Search-for-wanted-suspected-in-downtown-Colorado-Springs-481562711.html

No pictures of the dog, but one of Colorado Springs canine officers got to chew on some rear end today.

Next time I see him at my work he's getting some attaboys and liver treats.

The goodest boy/or girl!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Found a new, racist, band name "Cocaine Mitch and the China People"

Also, republican candidates for state level offices are the most charismatic people out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI

Before you think that was a spoof,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvaeHllwtw

orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:41 on May 4, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I can't really imagine how Don Blankenship gets any votes because he's pretty loving infamous.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

I thought I recognized him. He did a year in the federal pen for violating mine safety regulations, after that coal mine of his blew up and killed 30 men.

I thought felony convictions disqualified him from the Senate.

Its not a felony, it was downgraded from multiple felonies to a single misdemeanor, because the federal government is pretty soft on corporations, especially corporations and people who are major donors to political parties. Dude's a massive republican donor. Personally, they should have thrown his rear end in jail and lost the key.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

He's playing it as if he were a political prisoner hunted down by Obama.

Dude definitely knows how to play his audience.

facialimpediment posted:

RACES ARE NEGRO

NEGRO I TELL YOU

https://twitter.com/sfpathe/status/992202466648383488

WAIT, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY, YOU MUST BE FRIENDS WITH COCAINE MITCH I'VE NEVER USED A RACE WORD

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So the dude who made the flash animation "The End of the World" in 2003 has updated it for 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEj62ZqFYo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Some dumbass in my apartment complex bought one of those chevy plug-in hybrids. I enjoy laughing at them when they string a drop cord out the door, over the railing, and 30 more feet to their car. That entire 15amp line must take for goddamn ever to charge the car.

Yeah you don't buy one of those unless you own your place and can afford the extra thousand and a half for a level 2 charger. Even then it's still 10 hours to charge from drained to full. On the other hand, when your power goes out, you can run your entire loving house for several days on the battery from one of those things, as long as you have the level 2 charger.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



No loving poo poo. Sure bitcoins were good to make a buck if you bought in early and then sold it at the peak. But, if you actually believed bitcoins are relevant beyond their value as a commodity to make crafty bastards rich on idiots money and financing the majority of shady bullshit like international human trafficking and large drug sales, I don't know what to say.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Fallom posted:

the party of business just cost Boeing a cool $20B lmao

good imo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/us/politics/michael-cohen-shell-company-payments.html

Goes a lot further into all the most recent money laundering activities of michael cohen on behalf of trump. Close to $5m in the couple of months leading up to the election and right after.

Holy poo poo if any of this sticks to trump, i.e. anything on record of trump ordering the actions, trump is sunk.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

sir, I'm afraid nothing matters and neither will this unless both houses get flipped in the mid terms this year.

If this administration and government was anything approaching rational, there would have been hundreds of "kiss of death" moments at this point, so as much as it pains me, I have to agree that this probably will turn into a nothingburger until the next administration comes around.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

What kind of special idiot uses a US-based LLC to receive bribes and kickbacks for an elected official. At least Putin had the good sense to use Panama.

The best people, the best :yooge:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

Hahaha man he's so hosed.

:downsgun:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

Cohen went to Cooley school of Law. If you're curious about the quality of Cooley, they're on page 8/9 of the US news law school rankings in the category of "ranked but not published" yet have tuition and fees higher than some of the schools at the top. They are also in a legal battle (which they are losing) with the ABA over their accreditation.

So he's literally Lionel Hutz then?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

no we know where more of it went. 1.6m went to pay another porn star off including an abortion. cohen moved a lot of bags around for trump.

drat, Stormy sold herself way short if Trump was willing to pay 1.6m in hush money to another porn star.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

The big question is, if Cohen will flip and testify against Trump.

What could he testify? If Trump is super slippery like it seems, he's got no actual on-record poo poo tying himself to Cohen, or any proof has been conveniently lost. Unless they have Trump on record ordering the payments, and the funds came from people who are persona non grata in the US, then there's nothing to tie to Trump, and even then it's not going to stick because Trump himself didn't make the payments. Should Trump go down for it? gently caress yes, but will he go down for this? Nah.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Woodchip posted:

wait, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but ATT bribing the pres is like, bad, right? or :matters:

Basically the entire administration from the top down is skeevy as gently caress and everyone knows that the lot of them are guiltier than sin, but innocent until proven guilty still holds, as well as actually trying the President for Federal crimes requires approval from Congress, which will never happen. Dude's gonna live out his 4 years in office, and if he throws enough red meat to his base to get them to the polls, he may even win an additional 4 years, by which point the US will probably cease to exist.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



FAUXTON posted:

Oh good I was looking for a good roofer woofer :woof:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Woo nonproliferation!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Nunes is such a loving turdburglar.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Ahahaha these are the fuckers who made that terrible H1Z1 game and kicked off the zombie world thing as well as the battle royale bullshit before PUBG existed with their "King of the Kill" mode (which for some reason required you to install the game again).

Both games were loving awful, and PUBG did a lot better at presenting the Battle Royale FPS game mode.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Viva Miriya posted:

also they hosed up planetside 2 i think

When you are a front for russian money laundering, you don't have to make good games.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Break a deal, face the wheel :shrug: don't pay your rent, get evicted.

The way they are doing it is rather concerning though, using the courts to basically charge extra money every month until people just give up and leave/are evicted and not working to establish a plan to get people back on top of their rent payments.

I will note that Hannity has not invested in any upper-middle or upper class apartments, I think probably because the odds of him being able to collect eviction fees would be less. He's a massive piece of poo poo.

It is hilariously sad that they filed 94 eviction notices on a 112 unit complex in 2017 though.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:golgo:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I cant see imgur posts at work, I assume there's 2 puppers in there

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



shame on an IGA posted:

It's either an unprecedented step taken by someone investigating Cohen to keep his cards hidden OR Mnuchin destroying evidence straight out of the evidence locker and half-assing it. Stupid Watergate means it could be either, hell maybe even both.

If it's #2 holy poo poo

Also rip that government official though, because he will get skull-hosed by the feds because he did break the law by releasing the reports.

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