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Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
Pittsburgh versus Washington, right now.

Nashville versus Winnipeg, 9.30 ET. which is 4:30 EET as I'm sure you want to know and oh god why can't I sleep at nights anymore


Please conduct your discussion in civil and respectful manner as human beings.

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heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
Good op go caps (thank u to the person who made the other gdts too)

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Teams that use yellow and black are evil.

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Stretch Marx posted:

Teams that use yellow and black are evil.

It's like, which colors would Satan wear? White and blue? I think not.

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
The way it's going, the Pens will win by five or lose by one on a Murray fuckup while Holtby stands on his head.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Shoot the fuckin puck there Crosby. They failed to take a shot on a 2 on 1 last game too.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Stretch Marx posted:

Teams that use yellow and black are evil.

Evil always triumphs

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Sportsnet has 800 channels so naturally Blue Jays going into extra innings means that none of them show Caps vs Penguins

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Porrima posted:

It's like, which colors would Satan wear? White and blue? I think not.

Hell, we have a team called the Devils and he would still opt for yellow and black.

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Stretch Marx posted:

Hell, we have a team called the Devils and he would still opt for yellow and black.

Playing NHL 95 thousand years ago with a few friends and "friends", I distinctly heard the house owner's kid go ask his mother (very religious family by our standards) whether playing with a team called Devils was a sin. He got away from that thinking mostly when older. To her credit, the mother did answer something like "of course not"

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Olli

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Legendary Artifact: The Horn of the Impotent Rally

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Stretch Marx posted:

Legendary Artifact: The Horn of the Impotent Rally

honk

honk

honk

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Ginette Reno posted:

honk

honk

honk

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Ginette Reno posted:

honk

honk

honk

Like I'm just picturing a scene of two massive armies lining up for a pitched battle. They stand 100 yards from each other, neither making a sound. Then suddenly...

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Dear Mr. President,

There are too many yellow teams in these NHL playoffs nowadays...

Please eliminate three.

I am NOT a crackpot...

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

CommaToes posted:

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many yellow teams in these NHL playoffs nowadays...

Please eliminate three.

I am NOT a crackpot...

Preds are dark blue. Nice try!

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Excuse me, it's ~athletic gold~

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Stretch Marx posted:

Like I'm just picturing a scene of two massive armies lining up for a pitched battle. They stand 100 yards from each other, neither making a sound. Then suddenly...

Imagine if Vegas started doing their drum intro thing and then right as you think things are gonna hit a crescendo HONK HONK HONK starts

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Ginette Reno posted:

Imagine if Vegas started doing their drum intro thing and then right as you think things are gonna hit a crescendo HONK HONK HONK starts

The spotlight swings up to the stands to reveal

Crosby

:argh:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Were they just playing ELP on the organ or was I hearing things?

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Who needs Wilson? Ovi trucked Crosby.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
lol Ovie on Crosby

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



drat I think that’s the first time I’ve actually seen Ovie hit Crosby

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



https://twitter.com/penguins/status/992173994303422467?s=20

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
That's actually mold. This man is dying.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I usually agree with what Sully does but I don't see the logic in breaking up our only line that was scoring this series.

I get that Hagelin-Malkin-Horny was a dominant line at one point this season but Geno is clearly hurt right now and can't skate like he normally can. We need to just ride that top line and hope the other lines figure it out not dilute things so that we have zero scoring lines.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



I don't think I saw any odd man rushes so that's an improvement.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Ovechkin also murdering with shots. He really got all of that too.

e: Oops, Orlov.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Murray broke again.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Looks like Murray's OK...

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Players that can't grow facial hair but try during the postseason should be given two minute minors until they shave those embarrassments off.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
LOL @ Faceoff + Facial Hair.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Not a good PP. Kuzy has to stop trying to force it, just do a switcheroo or two and it'll open up.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
god that was such a goal. clutch block by Orlov

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
haha that was a sneaky trip by Holtby

e: actually it was really more jake just wandering into it

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
soff

e: The Malkin penalty wasn't much either, but at least it was on the hands.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Our pp is a joke this series. givin up more than it generates

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

pens pp is so tity now

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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



A visibly hobbled Malkin won't pass to a faster teammate on an odd man rush.

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