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Pausing on the beneficiary line for the employer-provided life insurance and not having a name to put down. What makes you feel pathetic, GBS?
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:09 |
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my post history
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:10 |
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everything
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:12 |
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Give it to Ronald Mc Donald House.
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:13 |
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Those guys on muscle beach that are always kicking over my sand castles.
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:14 |
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my burrito last night was underwhelming
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:18 |
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fake news
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:18 |
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every day that i awake to a purposeless life
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:19 |
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My canadian boss is going to a bbq joint north of Dallas in a white dress shirt.
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:19 |
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probably looking down at my big lap hog and feeling a sort of empathy to those less endowed
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:20 |
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The_end posted:Give it to Ronald Mc Donald House. This is a good idea. china bot posted:every day that i awake to a purposeless life Same BeefThief posted:My canadian boss is going to a bbq joint north of Dallas in a white dress shirt. Plano is the worst. This is sad.
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:20 |
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Born too soon to explore the earth born too soon to explore the galaxy makes me feel pathetic OP
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:28 |
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Thinking about life. what's it about? Slowly walking. Down the parks laden path. Am I retarded? poo poo
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:33 |
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No. 6 posted:Pausing on the beneficiary line for the employer-provided life insurance and not having a name to put down. Get a cat. Then, put the cat's name down.
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:43 |
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Just write "I'm taking it all with me b1tch t(>_<)t"
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# ? May 10, 2018 00:53 |
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Maldoror posted:Get a cat. the name of the cat is 'a sad realization'
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:17 |
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op have you thought about putting down chris dorner's mother as thanks to her for raising such a fine boy
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:32 |
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Percelus posted:op have you thought about putting down chris dorner's mother as thanks to her for raising such a fine boy That's a better idea
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:33 |
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my rear end in a top hat has its own insurance policy
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:34 |
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Give it to Lowtax.
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:36 |
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No. 6 posted:What makes you feel pathetic, GBS? It's a pretty long list.
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:41 |
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A lack of high quality speakers in my house.
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:44 |
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Just achieve immortality and then you won’t have to worry OP
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:50 |
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My 3" erect penis, op.
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# ? May 10, 2018 01:59 |
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I have 12 hotdogs but only 8 buns
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:05 |
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Mozi posted:the name of the cat is 'a sad realization' The Feline A sad, for short
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:07 |
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You can write my name in OP.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:07 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You can write my name in OP. I kind of want to buy you a new AV bro.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:12 |
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when i awake every morning and point a loaded gun at my head, but i'm unable to find the courage to pull the trigger.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:15 |
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LordArgh posted:when i awake every morning and point a loaded gun at my head, but i'm unable to find the courage to pull the trigger. You should try a Smith and Weston Governor. That gun is loving sweet. That would be a bad rear end way to go.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:15 |
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Salty Josh posted:You should try a Smith and Weston Governor. th anks for you're advice
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:17 |
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LordArgh posted:when i awake every morning and point a loaded gun at my head, but i'm unable to find the courage to pull the trigger. I keep telling myself I just like the way the barrel tastes late at night.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:18 |
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Away all Goats posted:I have 12 hotdogs but only 8 buns Put the other 4 in with your mac n cheese.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:18 |
No. 6 posted:Pausing on the beneficiary line for the employer-provided life insurance and not having a name to put down. Should have put down lowtax E: beat, but you should still do it SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 02:22 on May 10, 2018 |
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:20 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Should have put down lowtax We could put each other's names, enter into a suicide pact, and then kill are selves to create a feedback loop of money for infinity. So infinity of money.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:22 |
No that just means the insurance keeps it all, that's inadvisable
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:25 |
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No. 6 posted:We could put each other's names, enter into a suicide pact, and then kill are selves to create a feedback loop of money for infinity. So infinity of money. Life insurance does not pay out in cases of suicide. So it would have to be murder to get anything.
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:25 |
Some life insurance does pay for suicide I think
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:28 |
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what's the best way to trick someone into killing you so that insurance will pay out?
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# ? May 10, 2018 02:30 |
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Most policies pay out depending on how long you've had it. The minimum I think is 6 months to cover suicide.
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