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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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In but only if I can be my deadlands character "Pooty Jenkins".

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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BottleKnight posted:

hmmmm. i think i can do that.

Pooty Jenkins is a mean and ornery old geezer who hates almost everyone and is also an undead mad scientist.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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I am townie and I play the piano, for I am the piano man named Pootie Jenkins.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jedit posted:

And the mod needs a Night 0 victim
So he settles for Pinterest Mom
And everyone votes Day 1 for CPig
Because everyone knows that he's scum


lmao

##vote Jedit

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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CCKeane posted:

Hmm, interesting.

A note for Alasdair:
Cap Pig's vote seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

A note for CCKeane:
Your face seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Hal Incandenza posted:

Extremely rude, wtf

I know you are new to mafia so I will explain. This is how it works you yell at other people and insult them and then everyone hates themselves inside and then there is a "winner" at some point. No one really wins though.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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I have an important question which will allow me to determine who the scum are.

Why has the advent of mobile devices caused Web designers to modify their existing sites or create alternative sites?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jedit posted:

*doesn't post in joke phase*

"Hmmm, Jedit is really silent, he must be lurking scum"

*posts only actual joke in joke phase*

"Hmmm, that was bad, I'mma vote Jedit"

I don't think you understand how jokephase works.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Wait TWO whole votes piled up on someone during jokephase in response to a joke that was really bad and stupid?!!

OH MY GOD WE BETTER LEAP ON THAT PERSON AND KILL JOKEPHASE!

:rolleye:

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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AnonymousNarcotics posted:

This jokephase is bad and dumb just bc we haven't had any good jokes yet. Except Keanes bit with the masonry is ok but kinda played out.

Jokephase has never been about good jokes.
Jokephase is just a chill time where everyone can just shitpost and relax for a while before all the tryhards get all serious.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Dick Bastardly posted:

Krell is my dad.

can confirm

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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b-minus1 posted:

chores

is scum

Oh did you get a n0 cop too?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jedit posted:

Hal and GoodSir haven't checked in yet?

Hal Incandenza posted:

Extremely rude, wtf

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Sorry sal, sucks to have that happen. glad the wife is ok.

Anyway, my n0 cop says the poster above me is a LumpenLiar™.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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I am down with anon as well, best case we have going right now.

##vote anon

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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CCKeane posted:

I've played many games with Anon and I don't think she is scum here.

Said anon's scumfriend cckeane

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jedit posted:

Piano Man
That lovely song by Billy Joel

I will fight you irl you scum.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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lol @ votes on taste

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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I would be happy with voting anon, yami, or chores today

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Dick Bastardly posted:

Yami could be scum. Should we execute to find out? Who's in?

I really dislike this post, would vote dicky b

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Mr. F! posted:

Vote for dick bastardly!!!

##vote dick

Do you really think this will gain traction in ten minutes?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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:ghost: You fuckers :ghost:

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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I cannot loving believe this town.

JFC

How could keane not be the lynch after claiming an investigation on the miller incorrectly AND Yami flipping town cop.


We deserved to lose.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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CCKeane posted:

I'm very charming.

Apparently.

I just am completely bewildered how anyone was hesitant about you being scum. ESPECIALLY Jedit.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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This was a fun game , but BK , allowing taste to use both duels on the same day was broken.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jedit posted:

Keane never left my mind. I kept getting distracted by who the other scum were, and there was never a good time for me personally to push him hard. Remember, I got to -1 on the sole basis of "Hmm, Jedit has said the counterclaiming Cop is lying. We'd better lynch Jedit to test the theory". This is loving stupid play and in addition to it happening here almost exactly the same thing happened to me in another game I was playing elsewhere at the same time.

I agree that two duels in a day is broken. I've honestly never felt so cheated out of a sure victory. Scum shouldn't be enjoying it either, because they won through pure dumb luck on N1 (and nearly lost it through dumb luck on N2, but hey).

Yeah but really if you'd be lynched everyone would know you were telling the truth and then keane is gone the next day. I would've hammered myself if it got keane lynched and I knew he was scum.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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It's ok though Keane and taste were working really hard to stay afloat after that and they basically ran all over you guys.

They won by putting in effort. The two duels wouldn't have mattered if they hadn't been allowed to run things.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jonathan Fisk posted:

the idea that you should only be able to use one duel per day is mad arbitrary

two at once i can understand, but even then i could have just stacked before you lynched. And I hawked the thread, so that wouldn't have been difficult


town wasn't bad, but scum tried hard as well. Don't sour grapes because you lost through items you could easilly have used yourself

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Jonathan Fisk posted:

sure. Some people think ketchup on a well-done steak is the only way to go, and that's their right

Let's not get carried away.

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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SalTheBard posted:

[2:15 PM] bottleknight: Keane I think you have to take wifom into consideration here
[2:15 PM] bottleknight: What scumbo would just post that their name is x when they know that other scumbos will flip x
[2:15 PM] bottleknight: I think there’s some legit traction for so scummy it can’t be scum here

Yeah this is legit not cool, let scum come up with their own strategies. I know you felt like them having the same name was a misstep , but it wasn't really that bad of one because flavor arguments are really dumb.

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