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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Hello, I would like all shitposters of GBS to unionize to demand higher positive response rates to our shitposting. Only through collective bargaining can we force people to read our lovely posts. Otherwise, the good posters will monopolize the rewards of posting.

Please respond positively to a shitpost within this thread at least once a month as your union dues.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Candlelight Virgil posted:

Dude that’s crazy I just realized that being banned caused me to lose not only my av but also my plat

This is why we need a shitposter's union, to protect shitposters like you from unfair job loss by which you lose the means to support your shitposting.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Streak posted:

all of my posts are really good though

that's exactly what they want you to believe to stop you from unionizing

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Love Rat posted:

Experienced shitposters have no real power because there is an army of low-skilled shitposters to replace them.

We will not strike on the basis of withholding our shitposts. We will strike on the basis of oversupplying them, driving the value of shitposts down to an all-time low.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
And let me tell you, if there's one thing we experienced shitposters have over the young'uns, we can take much bigger and smellier shits.

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