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My Garden is just full of amnesiatic child soldiers
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Hell Yeah posted:just add high quality piss and you can grow anything at any time 
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Jun 17, 2018 21:26
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a hole-y ghost posted:It is important to observe the fallow season: let your garden to rest for three years, and care for it one year. Otherwise is a real trap for young players
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Jun 17, 2018 21:48
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numberoneposter posted:I'm growing big green grapes. i somehow accidentally have a grapevine in my back yard, and i am literally growing big green grapes.
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Jun 17, 2018 22:14
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Hell Yeah posted:i somehow accidentally have a grapevine in my back yard, and i am literally growing big green grapes.
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Jun 17, 2018 23:20
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Mostly just hogweed and kudzu. Just don't get the sap on your hands because it reacts with sunlight and gives you chemical burns. As a joke you can tell your friends that hogweed sap has natural SPF properties then laugh as they literally go blind
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Jun 17, 2018 23:23
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935 posted:Mostly just hogweed and kudzu. Just don't get the sap on your hands because it reacts with sunlight and gives you chemical burns. that’s a good prank
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Jun 17, 2018 23:25
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The kale is going strong so I'm going to plant some more, can never have too much kale.
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Jun 17, 2018 23:48
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I like growing those peppers that look like tiny dicks. https://i.imgur.com/nYQqA6P.jpg?2 They taste good enough but it is fun to leave a bag of them at work for others to take.
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Jun 18, 2018 00:24
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What is big green grapes My grapes are small dark and tangy. If you try to eat them with any green on them you'll barf. Like chewing the grossest part of a forest or something. Tastes like the way a herbaceous poison vine smells (not poison ivy the kind that just makes you sick if you eat it and smells real gross anyway)
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Jun 18, 2018 00:39
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Hogweed is horrifying
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Jun 18, 2018 02:24
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If you till it right You can get it tight
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Jun 18, 2018 02:31
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I've got a garden full of dickweed.
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Jun 18, 2018 02:32
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Have you seen my erect cock? There is your garden right there bitch.
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Jun 18, 2018 02:33
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Sorry I left my microscope at the lab lol.
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Jun 18, 2018 02:34
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when i was a child my parents bought me a venus fly trap. it died because it poked too many of the traps.
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Jun 18, 2018 02:34
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You live in a lab, lol at this nerd.
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Jun 18, 2018 02:35
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EorayMel posted:Ferns are good and cool plants. Ferns only look cool when they're not loving themselves, which is all the time because the fern is the gross hairy spittoon jug masturbator of the plant world:  Angiosperms 4 life. Ferns go to hell
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Jun 18, 2018 02:37
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if i buy a venus fly trap, how can i love it so it wont die
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Jun 18, 2018 02:38
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it's winter here only a madman would attempt a grow at this time of year are you a madman op??
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Jun 18, 2018 03:04
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*throws poop all over the place, is helping somehow*
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Jun 18, 2018 03:06
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A friggin bug bit me today. In my own garden 
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Jun 18, 2018 03:31
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Marlboro for Cats posted:Ferns only look cool when they're not loving themselves, which is all the time because the fern is the gross hairy spittoon jug masturbator of the plant world: ferns are rad u rear end in a top hat! mine are up to my armpits already this year, and are gradually spreading to consume everything they can get to. they're outcompeting grass. Caganer posted:if i buy a venus fly trap, how can i love it so it wont die it's a bog plant, so you need to keep it in bog conditions, possibly your pants? if you don't want to do that I would used distilled or rainwater on them. Tap water is wildy different based on where you are and it might be to mineral-y. They need bog style soil and I guess light I dunno
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Jun 18, 2018 15:32
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I have a bunch of seven foot tall gothic black flowers growing in the front garden like this:
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Jun 19, 2018 01:11
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RaceBannon posted:I have a bunch of seven foot tall gothic black flowers growing in the front garden like this:
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Jun 19, 2018 01:16
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Some peppers tomatoes and cucumbers right now. Have a little pot with various spices coming up. Growing them using hemp sacks as pots, sometime we will build a raised bed to plant way more. Maybe next year
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Jun 19, 2018 01:17
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SniperWoreConverse posted:ferns are rad u rear end in a top hat! mine are up to my armpits already this year, and are gradually spreading to consume everything they can get to. they're outcompeting grass. is a bog like a swamp cause i have swamp rear end 
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Jun 19, 2018 01:24
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a hole-y ghost posted:Those are really cool. It's like someone tossed a bunch of empty chocolate bonbon wrappers into your garden and they stuck Waiting for some of these to sprout as well: 
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Jun 19, 2018 01:48
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Carrots are loving the earth. a permanent erection, they push deeper into the dark damp and dark. all summer long they try so hard to please was it good for you, was it good?
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Jun 19, 2018 02:09
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Hell Yeah posted:i somehow accidentally have a grapevine in my back yard, and i am literally growing big green grapes. I have accidental blackberry, honeysuckle, and an avocado tree growing in my backyard. I vaguely remember throwing an avocado seed into the bushes a long time ago so that's probably where that came from and the rest probably came from bird poo poo. The honeysuckle is really nice and bumblebees seem to really like it but it's starting to take over. The avocado tree is taking forever to grow, they're really slow growers, but it's healthy and I don't have to water it or anything. I also had a pumpkin pop up out of nowhere one year that probably came from a Jack-o-lantern I carved the previous Halloween.
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Jun 19, 2018 03:45
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I have accidental blackberry, honeysuckle, and an avocado tree growing in my backyard. I vaguely remember throwing an avocado seed into the bushes a long time ago so that's probably where that came from and the rest probably came from bird poo poo. The honeysuckle is really nice and bumblebees seem to really like it but it's starting to take over. The avocado tree is taking forever to grow, they're really slow growers, but it's healthy and I don't have to water it or anything. Your backyard sounds like what I want mine to be. I throw so many seeds and jack-o-lanterns and other stuff out there with the hope that something will grow but the only thing i've had luck with is just what the birds poo poo out from the bird feeder
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Jun 19, 2018 05:19
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RaceBannon posted:Your backyard sounds like what I want mine to be. I throw so many seeds and jack-o-lanterns and other stuff out there with the hope that something will grow but the only thing i've had luck with is just what the birds poo poo out from the bird feeder If you live in a hot climate grow lots of ground cover plants. I have a lot of creeping virginia and other vining low cover plants. Shade trees help as well. If you want to grow healthy plants you need a lot of other healthy plants around them because they promote a good soil ecosystem. They also help keep moisture in the soil. You can't just throw a seed out into some dry dirt baked by the sun and expect it to grow. Use organic fertilizers and make compost tea to help improve the soil biology. There's a lot of cool new research being done about soil science and how we've been doing it all wrong these years with chemical fertilizers and pesticides. This is a good video if you want to learn more about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzthQyMaQaQ It's actually pretty interesting.
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Jun 19, 2018 05:36
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RaceBannon posted:I have a bunch of seven foot tall gothic black flowers growing in the front garden like this: those look like single hollyhocks
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Jun 19, 2018 05:50
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i had a garden at my old house before i moved out and i was growing a bunch of tomatoes and cucumbers and i hope the next guy that moved in enjoyed them instead of mowing over them like a retard or something
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Jun 19, 2018 07:55
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As I was tilling the soil a small brown bird hopped around in eager anticipation of the worms I would uncover, I was happy as I had clearly made a new friend in the avian community. I didn't uncover any worms however and then it looked at me for ages and I knew it was thinking about pecking my juicy eyes out and now I am deathly scared of it. I fear that one day I will be innocently mowing the lawn and the evil son of a bitch will swoop down and gouge my peeper out.
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Jun 19, 2018 12:43
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 gonna plant some of this in the GBS garden, it looks pretty cool and should be fine irl tho my apricot tree fruited like mad this year and the fruits are super ripe now and they are extremely large for apricots and delicious 
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Jun 19, 2018 12:58
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MrQwerty posted:
Deffo plant more of that cool big carrotty plant. Looks wild.
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Jun 19, 2018 13:01
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Lacey posted:Deffo plant more of that cool big carrotty plant. Looks wild. it is an invasive weed that will severely blister your skin on contact and make it severely photosensitive (i.e. the sun will give you terrible blisters on the contact site) for years to come, perfect for the GBS garden My mom planted this tree about 24 years ago, started fruiting about 13-14 years ago, successfully fruits once every 2-3 years usually (generally it will open its flowers the night of a major freeze the other years, because NM weather is loving stupid rapid-changing high desert poo poo). When it does fruit its yield is loving massive.
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Jun 19, 2018 13:10
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MrQwerty posted:it is an invasive weed that will severely blister your skin on contact and make it severely photosensitive (i.e. the sun will give you terrible blisters on the contact site) for years to come, perfect for the GBS garden Yeah it's hogweed right? Looks like wild carrot aka queen anne's lace? I was making dad puns...
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caw, I'm a crow 
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