Dreaming about SA

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Hey thanks for the party last night Lowtax! It was kind of you to invite us, even though it seemed that the invitation was a joke post? Anyway, your wife was a pretty good sport about it.

Nice place, bit cluttered but eh. My wife still doesn't understand why there is insulation in the stairs, despite repeated attempts to explain it to her. Sorry about the mess in the bathroom, but the drain is higher than the lip of the shower stall--you should probably get that looked at.

Is it weird living next door to a famous person like Ed Helms?

To the rest of you, sorry didn't catch who was who, other than Last Girl, but rest assured that you all looked exactly how I imagined.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

dork

# ? Jul 4, 2018 15:21

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

I too, dream about all the chicks I can con into thinking I'm rich on Seeking Arrangement.

# ? Jul 4, 2018 15:27

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

a hole-y ghost posted:

dork

I really have to watch out what I eat/drink/smoke before bed

# ? Jul 4, 2018 15:39

avshalemon: Jun 28, 2018

i once had a dream that gbs poster putty died and i was devastated, but it turned out it was a ploy by him and pick to teach goons how to love

# ? Jul 4, 2018 16:26

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

lol you dream about this place

# ? Jul 4, 2018 17:57

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Dream analyzed:

Lowtax living near a river: creativity that flows from SA
River was polluted: CSPAM
Next door to a run down, shuttered marina: MAGA

Thought to ponder further: ranch house, yet still Groverhaus stairs inside? :thunk:

Nightmarish element: Sega Genesis installed in 70s style wood television cabinet ???? :aaa:

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:03

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Bilirubin posted:

Nightmarish element: Sega Genesis installed in 70s style wood television cabinet ????

Shaq Fu only cartridge available.

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:10

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

stirring softly in sleep with a subtle smirk, sucking your thumb, breathing softly, bolting to your feet eyes wide open screaming SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM BITCH! ! ! !!!!

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:11

mynameisbatman: Oct 3, 2008

Lowtax said 'omg those hentai pix on ur computer turn me on so much' as i unzipped his zipper

I couldn't fathom the tentacle that came out of his pants then. I put my fedora on and said violate me lowtax for i am yours.

To be continued...

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:12

mynameisbatman: Oct 3, 2008

ITT: i post details about my sexual assault case against lowtax

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:14

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

I;m dreaming about thos Posts

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:15

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

a hole-y ghost posted:

stirring softly in sleep with a subtle smirk, sucking your thumb, breathing softly, bolting to your feet eyes wide open screaming SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM BITCH! ! ! !!!!

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

mynameisbatman posted:

ITT: i post details about my sexual assault case against lowtax

Why did you sexually assault lowtax?

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:21

mynameisbatman: Oct 3, 2008

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Why did you sexually assault lowtax?

Cos hes a bitch who wont get laid any other way

I tried to help him and now i have a federal case against me

# ? Jul 4, 2018 18:32

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

You can actually click on a link that makes your wildest dreams come true. One of these days...

# ? Jul 4, 2018 19:05

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i had a dream i spent the night in a casino/brothel like that episode of twin peaks

# ? Jul 4, 2018 19:06

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I�ll add this dream to the SA poster personnel file I keep of everyone. Thanks for letting me know

# ? Jul 4, 2018 19:49

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Zeluth posted:

Shaq Fu only cartridge available.

truly nightmarish

# ? Jul 4, 2018 20:18

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about SA

# ? Jul 4, 2018 20:34

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Yoshi Wins posted:

park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about SA

everybody walk the dinosaur

# ? Jul 4, 2018 20:45

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

is it a crime if you just dream about something bad?

like, heh, i'd never actually, ya know, DO IT in real life but if I dream something horrible is that ok or does that make me a bad person?

asking for a friend

# ? Jul 4, 2018 22:00

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

BloodRed posted:

is it a crime if you just dream about something bad?

like, heh, i'd never actually, ya know, DO IT in real life but if I dream something horrible is that ok or does that make me a bad person?

asking for a friend

This implies dreaming of murdering people isn�t perfectly normal? What? :aaaaa:

# ? Jul 4, 2018 22:23

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

My dreams are basically like the movie Saw and I think of elaborate ways of dispatching with SA forum denizen Comfy Fleece Sweater.

# ? Jul 4, 2018 22:24

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sometimes I dream about Thai twink cave rape. Is that probatable or something?

Lol Lol, "nervously tugs collar*.

# ? Jul 4, 2018 22:26

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I dreamt the US vacated the Midwest of everyone but comfy Fleece Sweater and it dropped a nuclear bomb on it rendering the area uninhabitable for centuries.

# ? Jul 4, 2018 22:30

esperterra: Mar 24, 2010; SHINee's back

i've analyzed your dream, op, and i'm afraid i have good news

you're gay

# ? Jul 4, 2018 22:48

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

esperterra posted:

i've analyzed your dream, op, and i'm afraid i have good news

you're gay

Same

# ? Jul 4, 2018 22:52

Fairly passive: Nov 4, 2012; Not as productive as I should be

Last night I dreamt I was eating a flowerpot full of hot catshit. I would welcome dreams about this place.

# ? Jul 4, 2018 23:55

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

esperterra posted:

i've analyzed your dream, op, and i'm afraid i have good news

you're gay

were all agay down here

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Suspect A: Jan 1, 2015; Nap Ghost

I literally had a dream about SA today. I got semi popular in fyad and someone made me an avatar and everything.

# ? Jul 5, 2018 00:11

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