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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



grahms was a sec plant all along :eyepoop:

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



men with puns posted:

a miserable pile of SEC writs

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



I could either be in traffic driving for 45 minutes and pay 14 bucks a day for parking and $1.60/L for gas... or I could snooze for half an hour on the bus that avoids the traffic thanks to the magic of HOV lanes, snooze for half an hour on the train, and walk 10 minutes from the station to the office, all for $90/month

always take the extra hour of sleep

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm the formal crocs

mods please do the needful tia

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Endless Mike posted:

you wear them with your formal do-rag, brother

the image of a do-rag in the style of one of those t-shirts with a tuxedo printed on them is now seared into my brain forever

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Sagebrush posted:

turns out it's hard to make a door that can open and close automatically and also seal against a 3000-degree mach-15 blast of ionized plasma

judging from the space shuttle it's also really hard to make a spaceplane that doesn't explode if a piece of foam comes off it

something something alan shepard ship made by the lowest bidder something something

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



it does make me wonder if the space shuttle could theoretically ditch into the ocean. not sure if it weighs too much to float but as far as surface area goes it's not some super awkward shape.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



when the 86 was branded as a scion at least the infotainment thing had a bunch of knobs and poo poo. it was really just a bluetooth head unit that also did radio

good at being an infotainment unit? not really. worse than tesla's? not sure if you can really get much worse than "tv-sized vertically oriented tablet in the dashboard" tbh

man I want another one of those stupid bad idea cars.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




so jerseyites keep lighting up fat stogies while pumping gas thinking they're tony soprano and blow up their range rovers or something?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



fishmech posted:

Ride Transit Then

but then she might have to *gasp* thank the bus driver

e: pronoun

Kazinsal fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jul 9, 2019

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



apologies, will make a mental note of that

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Mr. Nice! posted:

the sku meant whether your version allowed game genie/modding or not so it did matter.

plus some of the earlier skus had that godawful fmv skipping issue, which was kind of a problem when fmv was one of the selling points of the console.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Last Chance posted:

securities theater

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



didn't realize this was a real ISS mission and not just a Yuri Gagarin style "take a snooze and go around the earth a few times" proof-of-concept mission. pretty big target for their literal first crewed mission

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



hobbesmaster posted:

fumbling through menus to find SCE and hitting a little combo box to select aux might be iffy too

at the very least there's technically enough bandwidth between the Crew Dragon and mission control to make remote desktop work

maximum 300 Mbps to the ground and minimum 300 kbps to the ship

and it's not like you'd notice any worse lag than normal when RDPing to literal space

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



scrub confirmed, no go on pushing T-0 back ten minutes

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



modern automatics kick the poo poo out of a stick shift anyways

my BRZ is an automatic and I love it, I have two overdrive gears so at 120 km/h on the freeway I'm turning like 2300 rpm but I can still blast around corners in at unsafe speeds and drop into second gear ending at 6000 rpm on the way out of the turn if I want to and still have almost 2000 more before the rev limiter

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Jonny 290 posted:

when i bought my 9mm it came with three 17 round magazines and at checkout the guy got out a silicone gun, loaded fifteen blanks into each and then injected the mags with silicone through the bottom till they were full and looked at me with a wink and said "Here are your Denver-compliant fifteen round magazines, make sure to not remove that silicone"

magazines in canada have to be "permanently modified" to a maximum of five rounds for rifles or ten rounds for pistols. this has resulted in the overwhelming majority of "permanent modifications" being a single rivet that just terminates somewhere deep enough in the magazine to stop the follower at five rounds, on the grounds that you can't just unscrew a rivet, and thus it is a "permanent modification"

for a while you could get ten round .50 beowulf "pistol" magazines that were just otherwise unmodifed 30-round 5.56 magazines with a big FOR .50 BEOWULF PISTOL USE ONLY stamped on the side and they slid under the radar for like half a decade before the RCMP went "wait a minute"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



infernal machines posted:

do you meet a lot of people willing to let a random off the street gently caress with their car because they say they'll make it work better?

I think that’s how like 90% of non repair BMW work ends up happening in general

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the points result in you getting a bill from ICBC for being a lovely driver at the end of the year. especially if she already has any other points, because the scale is exponential

6 points on their own? $500 or so. 12 points? about $2000. any speeding ticket is 3 points so if she has any speeding tickets this year (in a tesla, definitely would lmao) she's gonna have a chunky penalty point premium and if you don't pay it they'll just revoke your license entirely and you have start over from a learners permit

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the last indestructible american car made was the crown vic. you can spend a couple grand on one with 150k miles on it and it’ll chug along for another 150k.

no American manufacturer will ever make a car like that again because then they couldn’t sell a new lovely car to the same person every five years

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



PIZZA.BAT posted:

this is what frustrates me the most. like yeah musk is a loving idiot but idiots are a dime a dozen. it's the glowing praise he's STILL getting despite being shown to be full of poo poo for a decade now

like it's some 'i feel like i'm taking crazy pills' level stuff

take the average person. now consider half of them are stupider

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



fart simpson posted:

i thought he was a socialist????

of the national variety

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



one of the side effects of the foot of snow we've gotten in vancouver over the past two weeks has been that the number of people going "it's okay, my tesla is all wheel drive" and just assuming that AWD means no need for snow tires has skyrocketed

I've seen at least 500k in crashed teslas in the past few days in like a 2 square mile radius. considering tesla design and build quality those are probably all going to get totalled. lomarf

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



you probably can, there's nothing fundamentally different enough about EVs that prevents you from using a different tire compound

mind you tesla charges two and a half large for a set of snow tires and steelies to go with. meanwhlie I can find a set of really fuckin good snow tires without any discounts for 1400 and that's before any possible discounts

I can 100% see people who spend $50k on an awd tesla being the same people who don't want to spend $2k on a set of winter tires that will last longer than the car

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

god Sony consumer software but in your car, what can possibly go wrong?

would you trust it more or less than tesla's though

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



doesn't tesla's roof also cost a solid five figgies to have people come and install it? and you're not even paying for proper union tradies, just whatever underpaid scabs musk can find

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Sagebrush posted:

the gently caress is this syntax? pascal?

Lua, based on the comments starting with --

e: and the absolute degeneracy of indexing starting by 1

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Sagebrush posted:

i hate him so goddamn much

with today's pharmacology we can even medicate that out of him but he's a billionaire so he'll be a fuckin nutjob for the rest of his extremely long life

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the thread of guy whose model 3 performance edition or whatever it's called coming with only three out of four brake pads installed at the factory is loving amazing

doubly so because someone who used to work at the fremont tesla plant pops in to say "yeah I've seen that at the factory before, it happens sometimes". people in the comments are talking about how "someone" should tell the NHTSA lol

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I've been having terrible visions in my head of the James Webb Space Telescope getting blindsided by a Tesla.

it shouldn't get anywhere near it, JWST is hanging out behind the earth and musk's car is in an extremely eccentric orbit around the sun on a slight inclination

I mean there's a REALLY slim chance that it could end up crossing paths but we're talking "win all the lotteries on planet earth at the same time as you get struck by lightning" kind of slim. douglas adams was right, you may think it's a long way to the chemist's, but it's peanuts compared to space

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



gschmidl posted:

You just guaranteed it'll happen.

time to buy a shitload of lottery tickets and a grounding rod

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



infernal machines posted:

i live in canada (ontario) and we have functional BRT here, and yet when things like high speed rail corridors come up there's always some clown that wants to sink money into evaluating hyperloop or some poo poo. handing ammunition to assholes who don't think we need subway/lrt expansion because autonomous vehicles will somehow solve traffic is also an issue.

they would exist regardless, but the constant uncritical fawning over this dipshit's every utterance isn't helping anything

in greater vancouver every 5-10 years one of the municipalities will invariably spend a couple million on a feasibility study for whatever the hot new poo poo in theoretical rapid transit technology is and it always ends with "wait we have a functional light rail system already let's just extend that". as a result the skytrain has grown from like 20 km of track and a dozen stations to 80 km of track and 50 stations in the past 30 years and there's two more major track and station extensions under construction, and they're investigating a third to go over burrard inlet to the north shore

turns out when you already have some infrastructure that works well and dates back to before the 21st century, you can keep expanding it instead of giving enron musk a billion dollars to bore a kilometre of tunnels and put teslas in it

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Lady Radia posted:

can i have 5 million from gofundme

I've often wondered if I should just pivot to attempting to mass scam nazis for money instead of doing an actual job

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Sagebrush posted:

he has a pilot's license, so i'd expect him to know at least a little bit about how this poo poo works



if he got a third-class medical in 2000, though, and nothing since, that means he hasn't flown as a pilot (legally) since 2005 at the latest. i wonder why. if i were a billionaire with a pilot's license i would just be flying my giant flying boat luxury yacht all around the world, gently caress everything else

probably bribed someone to pass him and he can't actually fly a plane at all. he got the license so he could hang with the cool kids and be like "yeah I got a pilot's license, hey epstein can I fly the plane next time you're off to little st james"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Sagebrush posted:

i don't know which design professor is telling all their students to make cars with huge tonka truck salad shooter wheels and tank-slit windshields, but they are my enemy. it's become completely endemic to the industry and it looks like garbage.





compare to the original NSX concepts: :swoon:



the first gen NSX is still to this day one of if not *the* best looking cars ever designed

if I had gently caress-you money I would definitely own one

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



the only car I ever didn't use the parking brake in was my first car and that's because the spring-loaded button in the lever broke and so the ratcheting mechanism stopped working, turning it into a drift lever instead

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Wild EEPROM posted:

there is a 100% chance elon is into joi

he *definitely* has a dedicated patreon account for subscribing to ASMR girlfriend experience youtubers

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



quebec also basically forked the french language centuries ago so while quebec french and french french are the same language and are mutually intelligible both think each other are doing french wrong

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Jonny 290 posted:

suburbanite spotted

there's a costco in downtown vancouver, it's underground and has high-rise apartment buildings on top of it. it's wedged between two stadiums

the choice between hypermarkets and urban centres is not a binary one

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