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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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canyoneer posted:

anyone who criticizes him is probably a pedo

and anyone who supports him definitely is

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Endless Mike posted:

abolish the death penalty imo

destroy our criminal injustice system and replace it with a system that respects and dignifies human life

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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by electrek standards that's the equivalent of them making GBS threads on a tesla flag, setting it on fire, pissing on the ashes, and then making GBS threads on it again

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

is nobody safe? who's next, The Rational Pedophile?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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my bitter bi rival posted:

https://seekingalpha.com/instablog/...56-farewell-now

Does elon musk do anything at all during the day besides post and get mad

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug


nah Elian is cool, leave him out of this

quote:

GonzŠlez joined the Young Communist Union of Cuba in June 2008 shortly after graduating from junior high school. At age 15, he began military school. In a November 2013 speech, GonzŠlez described his time in the United States as "very sad times for me, which marked me for my whole life", asserting that the Cuban Adjustment Act led to the denial of his rights, including "the right to be together with my father, the right to keep my nationality and to remain in my cultural context".

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

hobbesmaster posted:

what kind of options can you buy for tesla that approximate shorting?

President Beep posted:

iunno. some of their hosed up batteries?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

pokemon go at 80mph into a concrete wall

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

Jonny 290 posted:

just play ready player one on loop at full volume the entire time anybody is in the car

as if tesla owners don't do that already

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

Zamujasa posted:

Video game crash of 2018

This article is about the Tesla crash caused by Atari video games. For the industry crash caused by Atari video games, see Video game crash of 1983.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

the flashing at the top looks way shittier than anything on my six year old $24k car

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Sagebrush posted:

Hamsters are a limited resource

hamsters are such prolific breeders they'll eat their offspring at the first sign of food stress

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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C.H.O.M.E. posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6nYdHwgCIk

listen to that thing, it is pretty rad.

I'd drive fast as hell so nobody could see it if "DUMAS" was written on my window too

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Endless Mike posted:

a college friend got a model 3 and won't stop posting about them on fb now. it's like reading every dyp post about androids but for a $50k car.

i worked in the office for a week and two coworkers would basically spend an hour in the afternoon chatting with a tesla owner across the hall about tesla tesla tesla tesla

good reminder why i work from home

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

hobbesmaster posted:

the door of a billionaire's car

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Shaggar posted:

just add struts until it works

iirc the java license prohibits using it in rocketry though?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Improbable Lobster posted:

the last season had entirely too much tesla dicksucking

yeah the jokes about Dinesh buying a Stanford Camry for an underling were good but the ones about how fast it goes or that cops want to drive one were bad

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Ford & Tesla are the only 2 American car companies to avoid bankruptcy. I just got home from the factory. Gonna get that down to just Ford.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

they're a riot to drive, all that power pushing you into the seat before you're done mashing the pedal to the floor

but lmao at owning one

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm not worried about elong impregnating anyone apparently he needs a lab to do it

lots of people are furries tho

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

Wulfolme posted:

smothering your rising company to have the car doors of a billionaire

amazing

Sagebrush posted:

I'm suddenly realizing that the model X would have been in its early design phases right around the time that episode aired

lmao

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Xealous posted:

* firmware git repo so large they had to mirror it (something like 2TB)

hardware/firmware people love to commit big binary files to git, 100% plausible

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

gschmidl posted:

You say powertrain and I think



which also matches what Musk would promise about it.

that's the Stephen king train that makes you solve riddles, right?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

lol this thread got linked to hn

the orange website full of dipshit moron bootlickers?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

elon musk is a fake rockabilly

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pardot posted:

the video with Janelle Monae is kinda cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTLTXDHrgtw

janelle monŠe makes everything cooler

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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lmao the hoarder Aveo gonna turn into a hoarder model 3

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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ADINSX posted:

It'll be a lot easier to take tesla private if its worth nothing, another master stroke from elon playing the long con

"did I say $420 share price? I meant $4.20"

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and all the russians say it's 2cb fly for a white guy

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the boering company

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Pillbug

I'm just assuming hovercraft is copying this top tier poo poo from c-spam

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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fishmech posted:

yolandi visser three

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Silver Alicorn posted:

anyway, I've been wanting to get a scythe. it looks like a very organic way to trim lawns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGNTYPmeLXk

looks like more of a pain than a reel mower

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Trig Discipline posted:

nice try but everyone knows overthrowing capitalism is the ultimate boss battle

sorry to bother you sequel announced

https://twitter.com/BootsRiley/stat...960809929695232

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Jonah Galtberg posted:

i think he's misunderstanding


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's intentional fyi

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Sagebrush posted:

it should work like a katamari and when a state's population gets to some multiple of the one beside it the smaller one gets absorbed

boo, that means Florida will absorb a bunch of The South and get dumber and worse somehow

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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FAUXTON posted:

I know of one shitter who loving never stops working

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

most major-manufacturer EV offerings are already better than tesla, but otherwise yeah

do any of them have gas-car-like range?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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iospace posted:

The Senate was designed to allow smaller states to have more power. The House was the opposite, designed to give bigger states more power. The real problem is the House has not expanded in well over a century, so it no longer accurately represents larger states. Though the constitution is bad at this point anyway so gently caress it all.

well yeah, the senate was designed when there were gonna be like thirteen states instead of 3x that many, and the most populous state only had like 12x the population of the least instead of 66x

(fun fact: Wyoming, which has a house and two senate seats, has fewer people than dc, which has neither)

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

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President Beep posted:

oh, that actually moves the car when it comes on? i'd always just assumed it was meant to charge the battery.

the volt's just a prius with wall-charging and a bigger battery

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