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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

ADINSX posted:

jesus this is panic inducing just looking at it

nutty putty cave

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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mental illness, guys!

waka waka waka

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Last Chance posted:

Im seeing red

so fol low
the lea der down
no wait no not down there gently caress that's a cave

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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80 people die every year in the gem mines that make him rich: let's go to space

10 kids get stuck in a cave: we must leverage all of the best technology to fix this

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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quote:

As if it wasn’t a circus already, Hollywood producers are reportedly in Thailand hoping to secure rights for the story. According to the BBC, a US company called Pure Flix has sent producers Michael Scott and Adam Smith to the area.

the tube has valves for any gases, right? not just oxygen?

we might have a use for it yet

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

i'm not a submariner but i drowned fourteen children at a holiday location last night

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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fart simpson posted:

what the heck

move fast and cover things in a foot of water

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

I stayed out of the way and didn't take attention away from the of experts in country literally dying for the cause, by suggesting that having money made me more useful than them

statue man, my good side is any side that doesn't show my face

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

calling a person a pedophile is a valid debating technique that always goes well, on this the internet

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol after Drew toothpastes Borger tweet I had to make double-sure this was real news

https://twitter.com/bornwithatail_/status/1018543580460306434

jesus christ dude

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Suspicious posted:

isn't the burden of proof for slander/libel reversed in the UK? musk would have to prove the guy's a pedo otherwise he's guilty of libel

step one find a reason to sue him in quebec, where truth is not a defence to libel defamation if what you said was especially lovely

flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jul 16, 2018

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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technically it's defamation, libel is its own thing

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/1018654434799308800?s=19

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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good thing nobody screenshots tweeter then

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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*smaaaaaaash*

poo poo, they nearly missed each other

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

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hardly relevant boys

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

this is upsetting. i hope musk dies poor and alone

fmk: husky musky, notch, esr

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

so angry that you call people pedophiles

where is that on the angry utterance scale? is it past "heated gaming moment" when the n-bombs start dropping?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

qirex posted:

he 's a south african who tolerates use of that word on his factory floor that he performatively micromanages so it's pretty much a matter of time

that thought also occurred to me, alongside the one that surely za advances in racial slurs had taken him to more innovative places than that word by now

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

make more than people want, turn out to be a big lovely, dump then in the desert, cause a giant corporation to crash

"E.T." stood for Elon's Teslas

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

haw haw he doesn't know how to use the three hundred thousand empty shells

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

buffoon's cartoon pontoon

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Wealth redistribution is bad unless you're redistributing it to me, so cmon help a guy out

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

that sure is some text i read

tesla bad

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Blue Train posted:

Here's a summary: if you're worried about your kids burning to death in the backseat of your family sedan because the doors won't open in an accident just don't use the backseat or buy a different car you big oil shill

nice

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Blue Train posted:

Doesn't look like it, back seats fold down to let you into the trunk which is the tasks-ordained method of allowing your frightened children to escape the thousand degree lithium fire

isn't the trunk release button on the ipad

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

presumably, in yet another concession to tyrannical government overreach, there's a miniature tablet in the trunk that can release the trunk after it finishes booting and installs updates

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

"thanks for the kids, merdeuf, now get out, i want to screw someone who looks a bit less like an adult"

- electric car man

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

SHORTING TESLA LEADS TO FIRE SALE

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

obstipator posted:

when elon called some dude a pedo without evidence, it was terrible and the worst.
but when u guys call elon a pedo without evidence, its cool and good
🤔

if elon musk is upset about me suggesting that he prefers women who look like children, i'm willing to say i'm sorry for how he feels about that

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/1aprildaniels/status/1023464207101059073?s=19

elomarf

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

a squirrel with a broken cock still nuts twice a day, or something

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

and that's why it was okay for me to say that word

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

stabbed in an important area with a sharp object during initial assembly

the story of elon musk

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

yes capitalism, that thing where governments shovel money at very rich men who get slaves to build things that don't work and sell them to rich people

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the demo mode of out run drives the car better than his self-driving tech does

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

car tried to learn BRAKE!

but car can only know four moves

forget which move to learn BRAKE?

steer >escape
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Silver Alicorn posted:

I have avoided all contact with Ernest Cline

Ernest Goes to the 1980s

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Zamujasa posted:

Video game crash of 2018

This article is about the Tesla crash caused by Atari video games. For the industry crash caused by Atari video games, see Video game crash of 1983.

e.t. the 300,000 extra defective teslas

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