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SelenicMartian posted:Aren't the packs a multitude of small cells soldered to a control unit? Yeah, kind of sounds like they were prototyping and then the management straight up forgot you need to set up a production line too.
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etalian posted:lmao is that Grimes? lol that's not his daugher? also lol, did he demand abortion if the baby wasn't male or what? not that i can blame him for having a complex about daughters, these old money colonial families are hosed up yo (Harsh baseless accusations I admit [well except for his dad being an incest groomer jfc] but you can't say he didn't ask for this)
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Jonny 290 posted:all of his kids with justine were in vitro, i believe. sex selection is fairly straightforward when you're labbing it up so yeah he probably ordered them to flush a good 20 or 30 daughters down the drain oh gently caress he actually did didn't he
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you know it's really great how the defense is "it's not political, just bribes for my business" and our sick in the brain society goes "oh, ok, sorry to bother you then"
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Taintrunner posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaKessler1/status/1022436958428119040 I'm waiting for Tesla to crash and burn just to see where all Musk and his sycophants will place the blame. Wouldn't have guessed Grimes would take the hit a few days back, though it is a pretty good left field comedy option.
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I really doubt this impractical and dumb sleek techno-futuristic design trend is on engineers though. Not the tech grunts anyway. They aren't generally the type to have meltdowns if they have to look at a single visible USB port or a mechanical control.
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Shear Modulus posted:for whatever reason, computer engineers in particular have gotten away with forcing users to learn unintuitive skills like remembering passwords of mixed letters and numbers, throwing useless information at users like gibberish windows error messages, and taking away features that are valuable to large portions of their userbase like the iphone headphone jack. the tesla cars having buggy-as-poo poo lane assist software and unopenable doors and no speedometer feel a lot like that kind of poo poo It's vaguely fine to not give a gently caress and just patch it later when you are making some office software or whatever. It's just that the people on Tesla forums are bringing that same cavalier "just file a bug report, they might fix it in 1.03" attitude to their car trying to randomly kill them. Like calm down man, it's just 1.00, there's always some wrinkles. This is why you don't let software engineers get into real industries without heavy supervision.
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veiled boner fuel posted:Jesus Christ he really is a retard. Like do you need any more proof even in the PayPal days he was nothing but a glorified code monkey? There's no loving way a real engineer is unable to grasp the principle of an assembly line. Even a software one. Actually, especially a software engineer. I know I slept through computer architecture 101 but even I managed to pry my eyes open for long enough to catch a glimpse of a RISC pipeline diagram. I'm pretty sure it was one of those course intros where the teachers gives the "I know you might wonder why a programmer would need to know all this stuff, but if that's all you want to be just drop out now because you already know how to code" speeches too.
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Aug 2, 2018 02:30
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triple sulk posted:he has a physics degree which is loving useless, and he then (per wiki) went for applied physics and dropped out after two days Right, for some reason I though he had a formal education since even the critics seem to give him credit for actually having done something hands on with PayPal. I hope he didn't. You'd really have to pity the guy who had to had to clean up after the self-taught genius micromanager with a fragile professional ego.
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Aug 2, 2018 03:33
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Suspicious Dish posted:he deleted the miley cyrs tweet but not that??? His entire positive media persona is built around stupid twee millennial pop-culture crap, why would he delete it? Seriously gently caress everyone who ever perpetuated that "Musky is secretly a supervillain/Tony Stark/Batman/time traveler  " bullshit. It's pathetic how effective memes like that are as propaganda. I know some of you are in this thread and you should go stick your own nerd head in a toilet. That you did it ironically means nothing in 2018. If anything it's all the more damning.
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I really hate that grown rear end men hide behind the word "haters" now.
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Ytlaya posted:The truth behind Elon's tweet is almost certainly that he just posted it on impulse because he is not a very smart man. The fanboys reacting to his nonsense is hilarious "Hmm, this is really atypical behavior from a genius like him, something strange is going on, what did he mean by this? Ah, but I'm sure his masterplan will become clear in a week or two." Except it doesn't, he'll just say something else that's a drunken shitpost at best and they'll repeat this audition for a bit part in a bad comedy movie all over again EDIT: Like this is why the memelord crap about Musk being real life Tony Stark or whoever is so drat terrifying to me. No, no one literally believes it, but on a subconscious level that poo poo clearly does work. There are so many people completely incapable of perceiving a reality where he isn't some amazing science hero dude and you just keep seeing these comments amounting to "I genuinely cannot reconcile this statement coming from the mouth of a genius". It's so close to self-awareness except then they just keep requesting more reputable citations ad nauseam, you know, just to make sure it's not haters spreading lies again. For stories reported on almost every major international news outlet. BioMe has issued a correction as of 21:03 on Aug 8, 2018 |
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which wave of feminism is the one where you present your naked body in an act of personality worship to actual capitalist/apartheid patriarchs?
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just lol if you thought someone styling themselves punk rock says anything about their politics every expression of our culture is hollow and has been ground into meaningless marketing gimmicks
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Agronox posted:hmm... You joke but that's exactly his PR strategy and it's ridiculously effective. Just stand next to some dumb mass market nerd poo poo and they will think you are their friend. It wasn't that long ago when a bunch of sociology types were making these wild predictions about how the internet generations are going to have almost superhuman media criticism skills, forged in the endless fires of information wars to separate fact from fiction, true ubermensch of the digital era. Then some totally radical science cartoon man accidentally advertises a lovely fast-food condiment and the fuckers drive 50 miles for a 15g pack like it's like crack in sweet&sour form (or because they are the type who "just want to see what the fuss is about lol, obviously i'm not some kind of sheeple", which is just so much worse).
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WampaLord posted:The Most Expensive Weed Joke In History I love this future where we begin to build the codified understanding CEOs need to be locked safely in lead-lined rooms when unsupervised, because the internet now gives them 24/7 ability to destroy their company with a single drug fueled public statement why did I ever hate twitter this is clearly the peak of social technology
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The Glumslinger posted:It's run by Nazi sympathizers Does that actually mean something here or are you the reason I have to even ask?
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Aug 15, 2018 20:22
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Truga posted:to be fair, the car seems to be made so you aren't in any actual danger of getting burned, much less in danger of death, if you vacate within a minute or two of the fire starting. No I'm in fact pretty sure there does not exist safe way to sit directly above several pounds of burning lithium 
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Aug 16, 2018 21:44
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Why does every graph ever made by/for CEOs and executives always read like a "A->B->C->???->PROFIT!" joke?
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Aug 16, 2018 22:11
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Yinlock posted:this may surprise you but CEOs are not actually that smart whoaaat?
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Modest Mao posted:they do know that the money they pay for the stock doesn't go to tesla right people who think Elon Musk is an intellectual hero don't know a lot of things or less things than normal
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Yandat posted:god that show sucked "That's loving awesome! ...uh, sorry sir." "No, you are right. Science IS loving awesome!" Do you guys really think Musk had to pay for poo poo when the show is clearly written by cringey tech fanboys? BioMe has issued a correction as of 12:56 on Aug 20, 2018 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lmao I'm ready to bet on 1:1 odds it's either going to climb back to +320 or drop below 300 entirely dependent on whether Musk manages to be good boy for a day or poo poo himself in public
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Agronox posted:eh if it was just that everyone might've been able to laugh (?) it off so defensive when pushed slightly that he doubled down on a dumb weed joke and now he might get into actual trouble over it this is really atypical of a genius like musk somethings wrong
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Waffle House posted:Can you imagine being jillionare Mark Zuckerberg, panoptical knowing creeper, and this incel poo poo is the first thing out of your mouth during your first wedding dance It does take some amazing dedication to being a sadsack to sound more like someone who would post the thread "is having a daughter the ultimate cuck?" on redpill than a billionaire with an international fanclub
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oliwan posted:Why do these idiots keep saying that Elon musk has good ideas. what are those ideas. Only a mad genius could think of going to Mars! Us regular folk don't know how to dream like he does! Now only if some amazing rich visionary would think of some form of solution to some kind of common deadly ailment
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Agrajag posted:it never fails to amaze me that people buy into the whole cult of personality poo poo Did Bill Gates have the same show around him back in the day? I know he gives interviews about the charity work he's done but I never got the techno-messiah vibe from him.
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Anyone who's following musketeer movements tell me how they are still rationalizing this shitshow as a genius move in the ten-dimensional chess game Elon is playing?
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divabot posted:tbf, this is actually not really remarkable. Software engineering is a horrifying pile of complete dogshit at every level. Behind all the shiny surfaces of civilisation, absolutely everything actually runs on paperclips, string and hastily-applied gaffer tape. Everything he's describing there is completely normal. (He posts pointing this out too.) This is engineering war stories, not amazing news. This would be a fair point if it was just some dumb app shop but building a car with the standards of a somewhat shoddier than usual startup is exactly what is worrying here.
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etalian posted:Things like Tesla are the best real world counter-arguement to weirdos actually believe the EMH That's so fundamentally stupid only an economist could come up with it. The entire field is a scam.
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Teal posted:Whenever a politician pulls an economist out of a cellar to justify austerity I want to punch a bitch, it's literally modern equivalent of "Well, sorry guys but the shaman says that if we don't go murder the poo poo out of that other clan that insulted me, the volcano will kill everyone so I guess that's what has to be done now". I think the shaman ritual nowdays is actually more like telling the chief everything is already perfect and he should in fact take even less responsibility unless its to gently caress the poors, and you also have to half-rear end some excel sheets over the weekend. Taking a poo poo-ton of drugs has probably stayed the same though.
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A MIRACLE posted:supernatural is fine, its dorky but kinda cute. it’s like a whedon show so I can see it having a bad fan base isn't that the fanbase that came up with 'wincest'? I've never met anyone who admitted to liking BBT who wasn't some ridiculous contrarian, is that the special poo poo flavor of that fanbase?
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UrbicaMortis posted:Eh, I don't think the show really ever did that with Rick tbh. He tries to kill himself at the end of one episode in season 1, it's hardly like the show is suggesting he's someone to admire. Oh piss off, just because they have lucid moments doesn't mean he's not 99% of the time the awesome edgy science Mary Sue who owns all the dumb normies the worst thing about that show is the remaining 1% that enables these well-actuallys
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So Musk is basically the guy who is blind drunk at a bar clearly going through a rough patch and coping the worst way possible practically begging a way bigger and tougher guy to "fight him", with insults that are clearly just thinly veiled cries for help? Right? Morphix posted:....so what not even the point i was making but I am sorry if you felt the quality of your cartoons were insulted
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FistEnergy posted:lmao elon has to get off on humiliation, it's the only explanation lol is he seriously complaining the diver guy gets undeserved credit for being rescuer when he was only a rescue team coordinator?
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Agrajag posted:i think he's mad he didnt get to use his rocket dildo to save the children and thus giving him a major pr boost for spacex/tesla Yeah obviously, but no, I mean Elon Musk complaining about a leader getting the credit for the grunt work
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CoolCab posted:it's crazy to me that elon musk had one of the most expensive tweets ever when he libeled an international hero for no reason, and then proceeded to make ANOTHER of the most expensive tweets ever when he burned his billion dollar car company to make a 420 joke, and now he's going back to see if he can make the first tweet even more expensive. he's just like "hold my boer" He himself is a goddamn billionaire with an international fan club, he's basically won at life, he's at the very top of the social ladder and there are dozens of institutions and and media outlets that will do their damndest to keep him there and yet he's such a little bitch he somehow manages to keep digging down by the sheer power of insecurity
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orcinus posted:Onto other matters... No one is forcing anyone not to force other people from joining an organization either, checkmate!
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Heroic billionaire Mr. Musk save the workers from being manipulated by union agenda, disassembles the socialist ploy of factory safety features cutting into the universally beneficial profits! https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1033543361787977728 of loving course
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