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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Al! posted:

elon musk is an egregious stroke

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

TrilliontonNixon posted:

If a loving goon of all people is actually the one to take down Musk I'm going to go live amongst the squirrels in the woods, because gently caress trying to participate in this clownshit society.

a goon dying helped give us trump, would you be surprised?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

holy poo poo

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

the bitcoin of weed posted:

if it's just one way how do they get the rider pods back to the start point

they're disposable, no need to pay for upkeep and maintenance on the pods

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

TrilliontonNixon posted:

It sucks because the vacuum tube is actually a pretty neat idea

vacuums tend to suck, yes

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

gschmidl posted:

Boer Baby Soggy Bumper

mods

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I saw some Forbes-blog esque article that talked about how even the model 3 has a 0-60 of like 3.3 secs and how that's basically like people buying ferraris. Is that for real? There's no like sports setting or something you have to turn on to make it do that?

I would figure that would be more of a factor in people crashing these things than the AP.

gasoline engines are incredibly efficient at storing energy in the form of gas, but are comparably terrible at turning that energy into car go fast

electric engines are incredibly efficient at turning energy into car go fast, but are comparably terrible at storing energy efficiently

your tesla is going to have a crazy 0 to 60 time but will struggle to go one lap on a racetrack

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Streak posted:

and they can literally disable your car OTA, find it and come get it, or tell it to drive back to the repo center when they decide to do so.

the best possible use of autopilot is tesla trying to use it to repo

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

wow, those are some nice gas prices

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Three Olives posted:

Your supposed to be looking at how they tried mounting the plate, realized that it was too high for the camera so they just angled the plate to allow room for the camera.

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

This isn’t a threat, Robo Reagan wishes Elon success in his new underwater cave torpedo coffin

i agree with poster Robo Reagan, Elon Musk should be inspecting every boring company tunnel and hyperloop for maximum safety

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

he's going to drop a defamation suit on anyone who talks about his dick

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

DesertIslandHermit posted:

To escape your fiery tomb: Finish this sentence.

_ _ V _ T _ _ _ _ R

RAVE TERROR

oh gently caress the batteries are discharging

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Plank Walker posted:

they made the doors impossible to open because when the car catches fire it displays "YOU DIED" on the console and it would be embarrassing if you saw the message but still manged to escape

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

FAUXTON posted:

it's always that way, usually the fraud wires are to accra instead of austin though

i thought all the wiring in a tesla was fraud wires

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Jonny 290 posted:

i loving hate elon "ol' musky" musk.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Fellatio del Toro posted:

how can the ai self driving company not figure out auto wipers lol

someone theorized it's detecting rain based off of dark clouds

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

poisonpill posted:

wtf is steelmanning

it doesn’t even appear in my dictionary

it's like strawmanning except you lose to your imaginary opponent

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

mega white light bending guy

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Potato Salad posted:

curious now how much of this thread has been tankies who failed to apply "This is why Elon sucks rear end" to larger political trends

:allears:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Potato Salad posted:

People who are not losing land and family to wealthy racist guys with weird imperialist designs: "Elon is a condensation of why klepto-capitalism sucks and is harmful, also go go daddy Putin"

:allears: :allears:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Plank Walker posted:

smart move by elon, trying to satiate FSD's suicidal tendencies by giving it a pepsi

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Pryor on Fire posted:

quoting for when musk moonwalks away from this

either musk loses a shitton of money or the one court in the world that can force capitalism to do things is revealed to be toothless

:munch:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

synapse posted:

my new plan to get out of twitter? getting sanctioned

oh my god this is it

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

Has anyone just tried opening the window for a little while?

not to worry, space-x will have screen doors

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

why not the companion scent, "roll of nickels"

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i would also like to hear what the poster meant :angel:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Malloc Voidstar posted:

he's gonna change how moderation works on like a weekly basis until the site implodes

hasn't shut down this site yet

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


why is the gopher sad about this, make him happy

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nenonen posted:

They couldn't have just invited Twitter to their embassy to get hacked into pieces, now could they.

uploading BONESAW.EXE

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

History Comes Inside! posted:

what do you think the mod stars are

reminders that you're not in a school zone

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013



redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

yes, turn off the money stream

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

triple sulk posted:

these people are pathologically ill in a way that's even worse than trumpers

especially when they turn to cannibalism

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i support elon musk in his efforts to skip directly to the fourth stimpire

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Trillhouse posted:

he went 8 hours without tweeting last night and hasn't declared war on anyone today. what did tim apple say to him?

brought him to an office full of flowers and asked him if he ever thought about death and then his eyes turned black

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

FFT posted:

*******

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


how many hunter hogs is this

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


musk has found his next baby mama

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

why is golf magazine ignoring the #twitterfiles

golf wolf magazine will lead with this, i'm sure of it

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