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Does anyone have any experience injecting themselves with glowing blue blood of the horseshoe crab? I've been thinking about mainlining some of the stuff for a long time and now that i have some I'm pretty horned up to get it in me. How much is a good first dose? What super powers will I get? Is it true that I will become a demi god? Thank you god bless
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Horseshoe crabs are cute. Like little doorstops with bug legs.
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Jul 14, 2018 23:00
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Every once in awhile I totally freak out and spit little bright blue eggs all over the place but it only lasts a couple minutes and you know what? I'm so loving buff and I've got so much energy since I started, that stuff really doesn't bother me at all.
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Jul 14, 2018 23:01
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theres at least $50000 worth of horseshoe crab blood just in that picture
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Jul 14, 2018 23:03
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I bought a bunch and it’s improved my posting quality considerably. I think if we all started to consume it it’d lead to hugely beneficial results to the forums
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Jul 14, 2018 23:06
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i got ur crab blood right here!!! *grabs crotch*
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Jul 14, 2018 23:08
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gary oldmans diary posted:theres at least $50000 worth of horseshoe crab blood just in that picture And I've got a 750 ml mountain dew bottle FULL
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Jul 14, 2018 23:11
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Inject it into your scrotum FYI
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Jul 14, 2018 23:14
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BONE DOG posted:And I've got a 750 ml mountain dew bottle FULL Nice. 
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Jul 14, 2018 23:17
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BONE DOG posted:Does anyone have any experience injecting themselves with glowing blue blood of the horseshoe crab? I've been thinking about mainlining some of the stuff for a long time and now that i have some I'm pretty horned up to get it in me. How much is a good first dose? What super powers will I get? Is it true that I will become a demi god? I just now realized that the pic is some kind of crab milking assembly line and now I need to stare straight ahead for awhile.
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Jul 15, 2018 00:14
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Horseshoe crab blood does some amazing things in medicine. Trust me thats weird but necessary.
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Jul 15, 2018 00:19
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basic hitler posted:Horseshoe crab blood does some amazing things in medicine. Trust me thats weird but necessary. You gonna make us google?
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Jul 15, 2018 00:25
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Revenge for making me look at a crab bleeding lab:
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Jul 15, 2018 00:33
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basic hitler posted:Horseshoe crab blood does some amazing things in medicine. Trust me thats weird but necessary. And these things are just lying around free on every beach? gently caress Imma go smash up some horseshoe crabs and make billions!
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Jul 15, 2018 00:34
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That actually sounds gross af op. Why not just boil up some some Alaskan king crabs with some drawn lemon garlic butter and yummy cheddar biscuits. 
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Jul 15, 2018 00:36
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basic hitler posted:Horseshoe crab blood does some amazing things in medicine. Trust me thats weird but necessary. And to add to this, They take a little bit from the crab, and mark them, and release them. They don't drain them too much.
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Jul 15, 2018 01:46
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Rad-daddio posted:Revenge for making me look at a crab bleeding lab: My job? Eh its ok I guess kinda boring... yeah I harvest silk from spider's asses. Yeah you just kinda tickle their undersides with a pair of tweezers and Bob's your uncle.
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Jul 15, 2018 01:58
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Is this how they made pepsi blue?
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Jul 15, 2018 01:59
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Linux Pirate posted:Is this how they made pepsi blue? unfortunately they just blue themselves
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Jul 15, 2018 02:08
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Bangin the blue bloods is what my black friend calls having sex with white women
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Jul 15, 2018 02:19
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tcc's honestly not good for much, but if you are looking for first-hand accounts of shooting up with bizarre, possibly toxic substances there's nowhere better
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Jul 15, 2018 02:30
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Poor crabs 
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Jul 15, 2018 03:11
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spiders are just vanmpire crabs (cranmpire)
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Jul 15, 2018 03:15
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I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
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Jul 15, 2018 03:16
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just inject water then gently caress a hobo. cheaper, and you still get an infection of some kind.
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Jul 15, 2018 03:16
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so how can I start injecting this straight into my penis?
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Jul 15, 2018 03:16
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unfortunately we dont use horseshoe crab blood for anything cool like injecting it into our bodies and getting super healingJohnny Aztec posted:And to add to this, They take a little bit from the crab, and mark them, and release them. i dont really care about some ugly horseshoe crabs though
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Jul 15, 2018 03:44
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Twist And Pout! posted:I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa I think this remix video would be much darker...
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Jul 15, 2018 06:36
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the crabs have cells in their blood that are very effective against invading bacteria. it can be used to detect bacterial contamination so you don't accidentally kill a ton of people with an adulterated vaccine or something like that.
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Jul 15, 2018 06:41
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Linux Pirate posted:Is this how they made pepsi blue? *Whispers into a huge, several-pound radio sewn into the sleeve of one of several jackets I'm wearing* "Target is Linux Pirate. He knows too much. Repeat, he knows too much!" *Begins tactically masturbating so as to be ready to climax at the exact moment a highly-trained sniper pops your skull with a .50 calibur bullet like a giant zit*
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Jul 15, 2018 07:57
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Ah, thought this was the thread for royal sex. Anyone know the way?
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Jul 15, 2018 08:10
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So how long before they are extinct?
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Jul 15, 2018 09:01
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thought this was a thread about introducing new genetic material into inbred noble families, op
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Jul 15, 2018 10:15
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E. ^  Just be sure to eat some nacho cheese flavors doritos before you mainline the blue blood
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Jul 16, 2018 00:11
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Johnny Aztec posted:And to add to this, They take a little bit from the crab, and mark them, and release them. Humans are the benevolent vampires of the crab world
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Jul 16, 2018 00:30
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some website just told me like 10-30% of them die cause of the draining and the girls who get drained dont have as many babies even if they do survive. so i guess we're more like the regular lovely vampires of the crab world
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Jul 16, 2018 00:42
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Time_pants posted:*Begins tactically masturbating so as to be ready to climax at the exact moment a highly-trained sniper pops your skull with a .50 calibur bullet like a giant zit* Ultra mega k k k kill
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Jul 16, 2018 00:53
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My wife grew up in Springfield Il where the like official meal of the city is called a horse shoe, its a slice if texas toast with your choice of meat on it, i like breaded chicken, and then its covered in french fries and smothered in beer cheese sauce it owns
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ContraBoss posted:Poor crabs
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