Post here if you fuckin LOVE science!!!

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

i love science so much!!! did you kinow that einstein got bad grades cus he was too smart for school? or that nikola tesla was a supe rgenius who had a laser? quantum physics demonstrate that ghosts are real. i've seen a demon, and it was consistent with the laws of physics, astral projection is, acter all, dark matter.

what do you fuckin LOVE about science???

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:01

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mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

Someone should use some science to gas OP then ban this thread.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:03

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

breaking news: your dog doesn't love you!! we know that because science!! if you read my methodology you can tell that this is definitely what i was testing in a meaningful way!!

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:03

luchajones: Jan 28, 2018; I have no beard, and I must scream

mycomancy posted:

Someone should use some science to gas OP then ban this thread.

that would be magical

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:03

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

I love necromancy but science is a close second.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:03

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

*takes a single poorly designed, unreplicated, study poorly reported on by Time magazine as indisputable fact*

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:05

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

do you really love science, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:07

Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

Humanities can go to hell

Computer games (programming), music (ableton also programming), its all science.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:10

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

piss stored in balls is science

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:12

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

also how toilets work is science

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:12

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

I love loving science. Teledildonics is the way of the future.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:13

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

I love to gently caress science

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:45

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Also voted :one:

. Dumb op.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 03:46

Marlboro for Cats: Apr 14, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

I'm an ENFJ and I say kill 'em all

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:15

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I don't believe in science OP.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:19

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:20

sex excellence: Feb 19, 2011; Satisfaction Guranteed

*takes glassy bong rip*

yea know were all just in a simulation right? :agesilaus:

*riiip* quantum physics proved it

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:28

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Idk just find a magnet with a hole and do it. You don't need a PhD for that.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:28

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i love science; not

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:29

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPC7e8W8u18

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:29

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

science can take a long walk off a short pier

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:30

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Orkin Mang posted:

science can take a long walk off a short pier

same but all people everywhere

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:32

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

We all live in a simulation but the simulation is ran by an autistic nerd and it duplicates the state of reality completely, except in Real Reality, the Berenstein Bears are called Berensatan Bears.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:33

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Fuckin': The Science of Love.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:34

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

Pick posted:

breaking news: your dog doesn't love you!! we know that because science!! if you read my methodology you can tell that this is definitely what i was testing in a meaningful way!!

I mean, what is love, really???

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:37

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Kak posted:

I mean, what is love, really???

a miserable pile of protein

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:41

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

i also love science loving

if you tilt your head it looks a bit like a clown smiling at you

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

r u ready to WALK posted:

i also love science loving

if you tilt your head it looks a bit like a clown smiling at you

...in what way

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:54

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

I loving love science

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:55

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 4 days!; Ultra Carp

mycomancy posted:

Someone should use some science to gas OP then ban this thread.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:55

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

The Protagonist posted:

a miserable pile of protein

but enough talk, have at you!

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:56

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

myDad posted:

but enough talk, have at you!

# ? Jul 15, 2018 07:58

Mtthnsly: Jan 19, 2009; Let's all get fucked up and make fun of internet weirdos! Including ourselves.; Tortured By Flan

Kak posted:

I mean, what is love, really???

Baby don't hurt me, no more!

# ? Jul 15, 2018 08:02

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Scientists are the best lovers, several scientific studies support this.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 09:21

great big cardboard tube: Sep 3, 2003

I love FUCKIN science!!!

someone please link to that goon that hosed a flask

# ? Jul 15, 2018 09:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

great big cardboard tube posted:

I love FUCKIN science!!!

someone please link to that goon that hosed a flask

ground beef in an Erlenmeyer flask even

# ? Jul 15, 2018 09:58

Lazyhound: Mar 1, 2004; A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

great big cardboard tube posted:

I love FUCKIN science!!!

someone please link to that goon that hosed a flask

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3140263

e: Front page version.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 10:07

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Have you seen the movie What the Bleep Do We Know OP? It is a great movie to watch, if you loving love science.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 10:12

a peck of pickled peckers: Aug 3, 2014; I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Sucking off Neil Bigasse Tyson right now, OP

# ? Jul 15, 2018 12:46

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Bajaj: Sep 13, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Science is alright, but I want everyone to know I am a big NERD! Wooo, nerds! Anyone else nerdy like me?

*Watches billion-dollar-grossing Marvel superhero movie and wears video game t-shirt*

# ? Jul 15, 2018 12:54

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