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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



don't gently caress this up dodgers, i need the phillies to lose

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Senf
Nov 12, 2006

The A’s just hit for a dinger cycle.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Now that Rizzo has gotten to pitch, I have to wonder when it's going to be Javy's turn.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Glad limp bats came during bullpen day.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Ohtani dinger! :woop:

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Ohtani-San :swoon:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
White Sox booth talking about David Eckstein as a role model and inspiration to short people everywhere.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Pancakes posted:

White Sox booth talking about David Eckstein as a role model and inspiration to short people everywhere.

Altuve would be better for that imo

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
poo poo Paxton is out for tonight’s start.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I don’t know what the gently caress happened to the Pirates but I’m not mad about it

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
lmao what even are the Pirates right now, this owns a lot

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Oh dear lord we are getting Kevin Pillar's opinions global terrorism eject eject.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
It'd be cool if Cubs pitching could not give up a run(s) in the first inning tonight.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ok I can watch tonight, win the game Cubs.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
How many first inning runs will we give up?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
*sigh*

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Good start Hendricks. He still doesn't appear to be fooling anyone though.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I mean I'll take no damage, but can a Cubs starter have an efficient game for once in their miserable lives? It feels like they average 25 pitches an inning.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
e. SA broke apparently.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

Good start Hendricks. He still doesn't appear to be fooling anyone though.

He's getting predictable. He always goes changeup on 0-2 or 1-2 and they sit on it.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
gently caress the shi....t

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Man there's bad luck and then there's the baseball gods laughing at you. Two balls smoked right into gloves.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
So the Cubs come up and smack the ball hard off Buchholz but he gets 2 outs in 3 pitches.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
6 pitch inning :shepface:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/rtjr/status/1021915803069947904

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Let's get a Schwarbomb.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Seriously what the gently caress did Kyle do to the umps that they've just all decided to call the most bullshit zone on him night after night. Called strike on a pitch inches off the outside, then a consecutive called strike for the out on a pitch inches inside.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Did Gomber and Poncedeleon have a bet going or something? Good lord.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
This has to be some kind of record performance by rookie starters on consecutive days.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


If that happens I will finally go kill Nutting myself

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress YOU UMP

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kyle stop sucking

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

gently caress YOU UMP

Oh ball 4? Totes on the corner.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
This ump is bullshit.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
What the gently caress, they're pulling him? He's under 80 pitches.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Hendricks has 0 runs and 7 K's through 3 IP, too bad he's also already thrown 71 pitches.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Should've gone for the carnitas dummies

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Oh thank gently caress.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Munoz preserved Gomber's game with that doubles and I'm so loving happy about it.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
lmao the Cubs are seriously getting no hit through 3 by Clay Buckolz in 2018

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