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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

EBB posted:

It's official: Apple is a trillion dollar company :thermidor:

In terms of market cap, or assets?

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh just market cap.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/bungarsargon/status/1024763668767100928?s=21

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1025075568591691778

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Another Colorado Springs cop was shot last night. Makes like, four this year so far.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Yes, a guy who doesn't drink meant alcohol. Also telling that a guy who absolutely thinks drinking will destroy your life has in the past put his name on wine and vodka brands.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Could you even imagine Trump buying groceries

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Internet Wizard posted:

Could you even imagine Trump buying groceries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB32073N4vY

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Internet Wizard posted:

Could you even imagine Trump buying groceries

Gleefully pointing out the Rubio aisle

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Casimir Radon posted:

Yes, a guy who doesn't drink meant alcohol. Also telling that a guy who absolutely thinks drinking will destroy your life has in the past put his name on wine and vodka brands.

And a man who orders his steaks cooked to "shoe leather" put his name on steak brands.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Only having 18 new posts on a weekday is creeping me out. 2018 must be sleeping.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



sharknado slashfic posted:

Only having 18 new posts on a weekday is creeping me out. 2018 must be sleeping.

active shooter reported in Wright-Patterson hospital

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-air-force/2018/08/02/active-shooter-incident-reported-at-wright-patterson-air-force-base/

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Another Colorado Springs cop was shot last night. Makes like, four this year so far.

This is the town that shut off its street lights to save money, right?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

sharknado slashfic posted:

Only having 18 new posts on a weekday is creeping me out. 2018 must be sleeping.


OH GOOD JOB YOU GUYS

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh serious question about Huckabee: Who's going to hire her after this? I just checked up on Spicer out of curiosity and he's mostly a professional punchline now accepting appearance money.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

EBB posted:

Oh serious question about :shuck: Who's going to hire her after this? I just checked up on Spicer out of curiosity and he's mostly a professional punchline now accepting appearance money.

Fox News, and she'll probably put a book out through Regnery that'll get mass-purchased by the usual suspects to push it onto the NYT bestseller list for a while.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
An Eye on the Future: My Story
Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Ch1: Just an American Girl
Ch2: About the Time My Brother Killed The Dog
Ch3: About the Other Time My Brother Killed The Dog
Ch4: Donald Trump, MAGA, and Me

rifles
Oct 8, 2007
is this thing working
I'm next to Wright Patt, they gave an all-clear but it's still not clear what happened or what the resolution was. The incident happened about 5 minutes after they put out a text alert that there was an active-shooter training going on, then they sent out another saying there was an actual incident and it's not a drill. Hoping everyone is alright and it was just some dumb panic and a lot of clearing to make sure nothing happened.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

mods changed my name posted:

An Eye on the Future: My Story
Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Ch1: Just an American Girl
Ch2: About the Time My Brother Killed The Dog
Ch3: About the Other Time My Brother Killed The Dog
Ch4: Donald Trump, MAGA, and Me

"Looking Back With an Eye on the Future"

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

"In Conclusion, the Briefing Room is a Land of Contrasts"

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

EBB posted:

OH GOOD JOB YOU GUYS

:negative: This loving country

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



rifles posted:

I'm next to Wright Patt, they gave an all-clear but it's still not clear what happened or what the resolution was. The incident happened about 5 minutes after they put out a text alert that there was an active-shooter training going on, then they sent out another saying there was an actual incident and it's not a drill. Hoping everyone is alright and it was just some dumb panic and a lot of clearing to make sure nothing happened.

A similar scenario happened at a base I was at a couple years back - an exercise turned into a real-world response after someone saw an actor with a fake gun, thought it was real, etc. etc. I didn't want to post about it because of course the worst-case scenario is that it is in fact an actual incident, but I really hope it's the same thing. The one I'm thinking about was also at a hospital - hospitals are in the forefront of SF's mind because of Ft. Hood, but they also tend to have a lot of old retirees that have no idea about base exercises.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


mods changed my name posted:

An Eye on the Future: My Story
Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Ch1: Just an American Girl
Ch2: About the Time My Brother Killed The Dog
Ch3: About the Other Time My Brother Killed The Dog
Ch4: Donald Trump, MAGA, and Me
Ch5: That Time Daddy Let a Violent Serial Rapist Out of Prison Who Then Raped and Murdered Somone, All to Spite Bill Clinton
Ch6: That Time Daddy Pardoned a Child Molester Who Then Went and Murdered Several Cops

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I'm on some kind of hellish mailing list where the Pentagon Force Protection Agency sends me notices about every goddamn post in NCR doing things. Oh the phone lines at the Pentagon are down from 12am-2am tomorrow. Oh there's an active shooter drill at Meade. Oh there's a fire drill at WRNMMC. I seem to be the only one for my office that is subscribed to everything and I'm convinced that whoever the exchange guy is happened to remember me from 15 years ago to gently caress with me.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



https://www.whio.com/news/local/police-activity-reported-wpafb-near-medical-center/zbwqtemrZ2Vb1tasmndpyN/

And there it is, the all clear for WPAFB, it apparently never was a real-world emergency

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


FAUXTON posted:

"Looking Back With an Eye on the Future"

:vince:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

This is the town that shut off its street lights to save money, right?

yuuuup. Still a hyper religious libertarian hellhole, but the pot smoke from Denver is slowly starting to mellow people out.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
slow news day?

https://twitter.com/AnshelPfeffer/status/1025078201641566208

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It's kind of a semi-big deal for the region because the Druze are spread over Israel/Syria/Lebanon (mostly) and loving with them is ill advised. They largely want to be left alone, so rocking the boat is probably not the best idea.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Bibi is such a baby back bitch. Cannot believe his second run as PM has lasted this long from '09

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Prop Wash posted:

A similar scenario happened at a base I was at a couple years back - an exercise turned into a real-world response after someone saw an actor with a fake gun, thought it was real, etc. etc. I didn't want to post about it because of course the worst-case scenario is that it is in fact an actual incident, but I really hope it's the same thing. The one I'm thinking about was also at a hospital - hospitals are in the forefront of SF's mind because of Ft. Hood, but they also tend to have a lot of old retirees that have no idea about base exercises.

When I was at DLI we had a planned active shooter drill transition to an actual bomb threat response about midway through one of my unit tests so that was a fun day.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

This is the town that shut off its street lights to save money, right?

I don't think so? The streetlights along my road come on at night, so probably not. Even then, there's a half million people here, cutting off street lights is probably low on the list of things since there was a budget surplus in the city last year.

Cop was shot around 3am and they still had a sizable swath of town locked off from traffic at lunch, probably still. He was responding to a shots fired randomly in the streets call, apparently. He was still in critical condition when I saw the news blurb on lunch.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I don't think so? The streetlights along my road come on at night, so probably not. Even then, there's a half million people here, cutting off street lights is probably low on the list of things since there was a budget surplus in the city last year.

It was that town.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/06/30/colorado-springs-libertarian-experiment-america-215313

quote:

To fill a $28 million budget hole, Colorado Springs’ political leaders—who until that point might have been described by most voters as fiscal conservatives—proposed tripling property taxes. Nearly two-thirds of voters said no. In response, city officials (some would say almost petulantly) turned off one out of every three street lights. That’s when people started paying attention to a city that seemed to be conducting a real-time experiment in fiscal self-starvation. But that was just the prelude. The city wasn’t content simply to reject a tax increase. Voters wanted something genuinely different, so a little more than a year later, they elected a real estate entrepreneur as mayor who promised a radical break from politics as usual.

quote:

Take the streetlights. Turning them off had saved the city about $1.25 million. What had not made the national news stories was what had happened while those lights were off. Copper thieves, emboldened by the opportunity to work without fear of electrocution, had worked overtime scavenging wire. Some, the City Council learned, had even dressed up as utility workers and pried open the boxes at the base of streetlights in broad daylight. Keeping the lights off might have saved some money in the short term, but the cost to fix what had been stolen ran to some $5 million.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Ah yes, the town that found out that taxation is not in fact theft.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah, this place is retarded.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I love that story. The only interaction I've had with the people of Colorado Springs is being stuck in a traffic jam driving through, because someone had somehow flipped their sedan over several times on the northbound lanes, and three more accidents were caused on the southbound lanes from people rubbernecking the aftermath.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Yeah, this place is retarded.

America? yeah

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
It's a shame too because the springs and the surrounding areas are absolutely gorgeous. It's just a chud refuge.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I didn't get a single loving phone news alert and because of it I overslept

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Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/02/politics/russian-spy-us-embassy-moscow/index.html

Looks like we had a Russian national working at Moscow embassy who was spying on us. In other news water is wet.

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