Massachusetts is going up in flames rn

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

https://twitter.com/boston25/status/1040350596799315969

https://twitter.com/ProducerLeo/status/1040344452064321537

what the gently caress is good goons, my area is literally exploding as we speak, how's everyone's thursday goin'

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 22:34

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:44

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

all my favorite rappers told me to "smoke big gas" and i guess i misinterpreted them

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 22:36

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

friendly 2 da void posted:

really glad america is deregulating and removing safety and quality standards for all of its infrastructure, can't possibly see what could go wrong

who needs inspections on a massive high pressure natural gas main anyway

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 22:47

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Duck and Cover posted:

Experts, president Trump has yet to make a statement what do you think his statement will be? Trump trump trump trump trump! Stay tuned for Trump!

"Natural gas is so good, probably the greatest national resource behind coal, and this just further demonstrates how cool and badass it is by giving us the equivalent of a free KISS pyrotechnic setup"

precision posted:

"no injuries" right now after 30+ explosions?

I would probably expect some injuries and deaths once they can actually stop these loving things from catching on fire and exploding. They can't even shut the gas off at the hub. Nobody knows where the next fire or explosion is gonna be.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 22:55

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

okay who's the fuckin goon going onto twitter and replying to gas company tweets lmao

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 00:31

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

spacetoaster posted:

When you noticed all the other fires, and poo poo going crazy, did you start thinking of World War Z?

I'd have freaked out a little.

It gave me more of an "opening scene of Dawn of the Dead 2004" kinda vibe. Constant sirens in the distance, smoke plumes filling the air, and traffic as far as the eye could see

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 00:38

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

news stations say all the power in my town has been shut off, and yet I'm still postin' :smug:

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 00:41

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Facebook has activated their Crisis Response feature for people in and around the affected area.

https://www.facebook.com/crisisresponse/lawrence-massachusetts-explosion-sep13-2018

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 00:59

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

DamnCanadian posted:

Is this anywhere near Methuen? I was running an errand there and there was a shitload of fire trucks/ambulances headed somewhere all lit up

yeah literally right next to Methuen

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 01:07

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Tim Whatley posted:

Pitch black

https://twitter.com/RyanBretonWX/status/1040399380933763073

all my friends have no power but I'm still up and going :toot:

i also never lose power in winter storms or nor'easters, suck it electricity

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 02:15

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

no pubes yet sorry posted:

yeah just in case anyone is wondering why they highlighted a movie theater, it's currently the staging point for equipment and ladders and evac point for people in that area

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 02:22

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Chomp8645 posted:

Look like it's still up and running. Maybe all the evacuees should just go catch a movie while the authorities sort this out?

it closed two years ago actually lmao it's totally empty. they filmed a scene of the critically acclaimed Hollywood masterpiece "Daddy's Home 2" there

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 02:59

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

CAN NOT PUKE posted:

Lol you idiot goon- yees we need to flush out the hanger on working class people who still own nice homes from when real people could afford houses. That would be the �leftist� thing to do. You loving dumbass.

look pal, you're not allowed to post in my thread unless you wear the loving hat

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 05:40

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

the yellow dog posted:

e: apparently columbia gas is so incompetent that the governor has chosen a different company to clean up their fuckup.

he literally invoked a state of emergency specifically because of the provision that allows the governor to decide what crews work on restoring service after a disaster. massive loving power play. Columbia Gas is about to get held down and hosed for ever

# ¿ Sep 15, 2018 17:44

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

autism ZX spectrum posted:

Should hook this thread up to the Massachusetts gas system

i never wanted this to be how this thread ended up

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 00:20

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:44

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Facebook Aunt posted:

What did you think was going to happen when you used the cursed 'poo poo post' thread tag?

I actually hosed up and forgot to apply a thread tag so it got slapped on there automatically. it was supposed to have a news tag

# ¿ Sep 16, 2018 01:26

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