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Apr 5, 2009

tenderjerk posted:

gonna try crying and screaming alot and repeatedly mentioning unprompted how much i like beer and how i was The Best at High School at my next job interview

jokes on your you're president now

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Apr 5, 2009

c'mon fbi really do the chaos option and arrest kavanaugh on thursday

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Apr 5, 2009


capitalism.jpg

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Apr 5, 2009

jerry seinfel posted:

very impressed that MY president managed to pass CuckPP!

of course

he only hated TPP because of the T on the front

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Apr 5, 2009

more like TRUMPED the shark amititretyegghahjbjkbhbkufthuv

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Apr 5, 2009


https://twitter.com/briantashman/status/1047278423150927872

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Apr 5, 2009

gyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Apr 5, 2009

(1922 committee are the central committee for the tories)

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1047428692329345026


if she reaches X number of letters she's automatically ousted as leader pending a leadership primary and she's really close already lmao

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Apr 5, 2009


da share zc

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Apr 5, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

the only blowback trump suffers is when he eats a hotdog too quickly and gets onions in his nose

also when he follows threw

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Apr 5, 2009

sixth accuser this time saying drugged punch and rapey time https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1047447758993547265

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Apr 5, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

Theresa May is the UK Jeb! Except May managed to stumble rear end-backwards into power.

tbh that's basically pence

could you imagine pence trying to fight that 2016 primary? he'd have been jebbed immediately

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Apr 5, 2009

this dude rules

quote:

The day after the 2016 election, Lynette Villano, a 72-year-old widow and clerk for the Wyoming Valley Sanitary Authority in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, sent her grandson Connor Mulvey a text message:

“I guess you can probably figure out that I’m very happy today,” Lynnette began. “Donald Trump is to your generation what Ronald Reagan was to ours. I am so fortunate to have been part of both. … He defied conventional wisdom at every turn. … Hopefully I will be going to the Inauguration.”

Connor, who was then starting his senior year as an undergraduate at Tulane, replied almost immediately.

“Donald Trump is a bigoted imbecile who tapped into the racism and ignorance in America,” he texted. “You’re right, he is like Ronald Reagan. He’s going to leave this country in ruins and completely ignore minorities’ problems. The fact that he ‘won’ this election is a blemish on the history of the United States. I will not be recognizing him as my President, because much like George W. Bush he failed to win the popular vote. The only difference is that I believe Bush was a good person who was manipulated by those around him. Donald is an arrogant rear end in a top hat with a history of abuse, mistreatment, and greed. He and his supporters should be ashamed of themselves, but it’s evident they lack the self-reflective capabilities to do so. I want you to think long and hard about what you’ve aided in. My LGBT friends are scared. My Muslim friends are scared. My Hispanic friends are scared. My female friends are scared. I’m scared. The fact that you’ve gone along with his disgraceful rhetoric the entire way through disappoints me to no end. Congratulations, you’ve damaged America. I hope it was worth it.”

The fallout from this exchange, which continued over several more raw messages, still reverberates for Lynette. Despite the harsh texts, she sent her grandson Christmas presents in 2016. He returned them. She was also not invited to attend his graduation from Tulane in May of 2017, or his 21st birthday the following day. When Connor took out a $10,000 loan after graduating and needed a co-signer, Lynette obliged him, but Connor still refuses to talk to her. She says she hasn’t seen him since the spring of 2016.

from this profile of a shithead https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/10/03/trump-supporters-luzerne-county-ben-bradlee-jr-220841

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Apr 5, 2009


kinda significant to lose his self-esteem teem

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Apr 5, 2009

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Except they left out the part about me and your mom bangin all the time.

:cool:

easiest to omit the smaller details

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Apr 5, 2009

zegermans posted:

but she absolutely did not say that at all

are you trying to tell me that republicans are dishonest?

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Apr 5, 2009


yeah that dude is pro at body morphing

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Apr 5, 2009

Billzasilver posted:

today is gonna be a particularly unhinged friday :lol:

i thught it was monday

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Apr 5, 2009

lmao https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1047481808659632129

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Apr 5, 2009

Thoguh posted:

The stuff he's been putting out this week about the other accusers doesn't seem to be catching like usual. Which is too bad because its really important.

the news doesn't matter so much it's the FBI we're interested in

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Apr 5, 2009

boofa deez nuts

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Apr 5, 2009

Billzasilver posted:

this is very troubling....

*votes for it anyway*

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Apr 5, 2009

paint.net is also pretty good

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Apr 5, 2009

lorn Wayne posted:

*tears up families*

*is scolded for doing this*

sir, SIR, please. have some restraint, it's not like those kids are now scarred for life and

*places hand on earpiece*

oh they are?

well whatever, no need to be rude

"they were probably gonna join ms13 anyway"

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Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/SteveSchmidtSES/status/1047354985892261888?s=19

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Apr 5, 2009

donald trump is currently making GBS threads with the door open as don mcgahn reads the fbi report to him

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Apr 5, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

sometimes he shits in the helicopter

"driver, hover over that ethnic, I feel a movement coming"

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Apr 5, 2009

j/k trump isn't that good w/ words

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Apr 5, 2009

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

link to thread title?

https://twitter.com/LaurenWern/status/1048038383166140416

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Apr 5, 2009

genuinely forgot bill donohue hadn't passed away from gargling his own bullshit

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Apr 5, 2009

Yeah why would the guy nominating a rapist to the supreme court not win over the people trying to stop rape from happening. Truly a mystery.

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Apr 5, 2009

Also the Nobel committee explicitly disqualified Trump for the baby concentration camps. https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1009445394118569984

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Apr 5, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

Well the new job should keep him busy and lower the raping he can do?

my friend you'd be amazed at the enterprising spirit of the rich white rapist

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Apr 5, 2009

Augus posted:

why is George soros the only billionaire who isn’t allowed to practice unrestricted use of his wealth for personal and political gain

it's because he's jewish

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Apr 5, 2009

which isn't to say there aren't jewish right-wingers who do this poo poo, but they don't get poo poo on

neither does, say, bill gates or warren buffett

because they ain't jewish

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Apr 5, 2009


vilerat's ghost: "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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Apr 5, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

lol forever if kavanaugh goes down because some republican wanted to be john mccain 2

that's john mccain 4 learn to count

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Apr 5, 2009

Bearjew posted:

it was never really in doubt

thats why its funny

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Apr 5, 2009

huh, he actually made a good joke https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/1048205800622182401

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Apr 5, 2009

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

want to go back in time and tell everyone that kanye ended up an insane right winger and taylor swift a lib democrat

in early 2015 if someone told me trump was president in 2018 I'd probably punch them

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