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Yeah, I was stalking my wife for a couple of yeas before they dropped the restraining order... Oh! Stocking, you meant stocking!
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The Management posted:Stockings are weird and not sexy. Stockings are sexy in the same way lingerie is sexy. Nice looking but fundamentally just one more barrier to fuckin'.
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Nov 9, 2018 17:00
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I remember reading some 50's household tips for women and one of them was that you should start cooking a pan of bacon right before your husband gets home if dinner is going to be late. That way it smells like cooking food when he comes home.
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Nov 9, 2018 23:27
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Like, what? You just throw away the bacon after you finish cooking something else?
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Nov 9, 2018 23:27
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And what if dinner doesn't feature any bacon? I mean sooner or later someone is going to notice that, right?
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Nov 9, 2018 23:28
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just sprinkle some pubes in a scented candle or whatever. Then say the sauce ain’t done yet and down a bottle of wine and use some canned sauce in the kitchen. Same thing, really.
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Nov 9, 2018 23:30
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Devils Affricate posted:I could never figure out what is even the purpose of stockings. Is it to make it look like you have the legs of a darker race? Unless you buy the white stockings...
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BeerEngineer posted:you don’t have the legs to pull it off anyway.” Dear god, what a loving 
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