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Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Seriously.

I apologise for anything I have posted trying to be positive and all that crap.

Maybe just jack off or finger your bean or whatever.


Sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwDz8ml6V0

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at Nov 9, 2018 around 18:25

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012




Masturbation is a sin OP, I would never disgrace my body as such

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



i told you guys i was hardcore

pop punk
Jun 26, 2018


I would plan on it but just feel weird and quit after the first time I finished and go back to playing Red Dead and ignoring my responsibilities.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

i'm pretty sure that's what most of us are doing OP

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Nap Ghost

the mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXjMsYjL40

Edit: Changed to the one with more Patricia Morrison (goddess)

Robin Williams fucked around with this message at Nov 9, 2018 around 18:31

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Yeah, yeah I have op.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Masturbation is good at the time but am I supposed to just edge all day? I have stuff to do!

im old rick bitch
Oct 19, 2004

How does it feel?

considered? it's my sole dream in life and let me tell you, dreams really do come true

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Wait until chafing shatters your illusions, OP.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Consider, anyone who has masturbated to death wouldn't be able to respond.

I think that means everyone who doesn't post as already succeeded.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXX3csNPC-U

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead




This guy gets is

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


imo build yourself a mechanism or pay off some folks to keep masturbatknf you after you die so your afterlife is also filled w/ masturbation

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.


Would you die of dehydration or exhaustion first?

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


nullEntityRNG posted:

Would you die of dehydration or exhaustion first?

Why wouldnt you have acess to drinks? where do you jack off, on a desert island so your mum doesnt walk in?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

LETS ALL JERK OURSELVES OFF TO DEATH!!!!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

We must secure the existence of civil argument and a future for healthy discourse.



I think anyone who considers this will reconsider when their poo poo starts bleeding.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Not all of us have your style, Mr. Carradine.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Blazing Ownager posted:

I think anyone who considers this will reconsider when their poo poo starts bleeding.

im gonna get you in the pool and do that thing with my legs around your neck and hold you under til you cry

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001


all these things, lost. like tears in a pool

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

Jose Mengelez posted:

all these things, lost. like piss in a pool

Sorority Fister
Aug 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo


Thanks for the youtube link OP

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012


Just lol if you're not masturbating right now.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



the billy idol song "dancing with myself" is about jackin it

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



Remember when Robin Williams died and everyone was sad? What I'm trying to say is gas thread ban op.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

masturabting

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



juuuuuust jackin it

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004



Iím saving up all my loads, sorry op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



loading up on ZMA for ropey loads

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Waltzing Along posted:

Remember when Robin Williams died and everyone was sad?
I'm still kind of sad tbh

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

Im Fuckin Dead


Cubone posted:

I'm still kind of sad tbh

same

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008



Cubone posted:

I'm still kind of sad tbh

At least he died doing what he loved (masturbating and hating himself)

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004



Waltzing Along posted:

Remember when Robin Williams died and everyone was sad? What I'm trying to say is gas thread ban op.

It's kinda funny in that the conspiracy theory is that Robin Williams died following this thread's title, but he had people cover it up for him (whereas Carradine didn't).

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005

Phoenixes we can believe in

Grimey Drawer

Cubone posted:

I'm still kind of sad tbh

Agreed, but how's that related to robin Williams?

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet




I mean

that's what I'm doing

so yes

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

Help comes when you need it most



I think about dying every time I jerk it.

Sorority Fister
Aug 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo


I want to die j/o'in with my face in some fat chicks rear end.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Waltzing Along posted:

I think about dying every time I jerk it.
the french call blowing a load "la petite mort"

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