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Eat This Glob posted:holy poo poo. pisssssssssssssss 
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I realized today that i pretty much always use bux when telling someone an amount of money.
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Dec 29, 2018 09:46
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__ gay. So what Psyduck being the only pokamen worthy of my love. A bumper sticker Photoshop Phriday challenge that says "I beat my kids with my other kids!" Is something I can never not laugh like a goombus/think of everyday since like 04. Just.... so much...
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Dec 29, 2018 13:49
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twistedmentat posted:I realized today that i pretty much always use bux when telling someone an amount of money.
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Dec 29, 2018 14:12
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other people my age talking about video games: My kid keeps doing the fortnite dance and it's distracting me from hour 80 of RDR2, haha me talking about video games: the xbox one's RAM is insane and pewdiepie is a pedophile who keeps shouting the n word at other pedophile racists *checks phone* aw gently caress he's done it again time to post lt_kennedy posted:A bumper sticker Photoshop Phriday challenge that says "I beat my kids with my other kids!" Is something I can never not laugh like a goombus/think of everyday since like 04. I don't know if it was the same thread or not but the POW-MIA/YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN bumper sticker with the text edited to say YOUR SON DIED/FOR NO REASON is one of the few edgy web 1.0 shitposts that I have only grown to love even more over the years and is also the first thing to come to mind whenever I see one of those mawkish pieces of crap in the wild.
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Dec 29, 2018 15:33
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During the Christmas season I'll randomly start cracking up in public because the SA christmas albums are playing in my head and I don't think that'll ever change.
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Dec 29, 2018 18:40
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4 panel comics Loss and the lack of rings bother me greatly
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Dec 30, 2018 00:40
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Riatsala posted:During the Christmas season I'll randomly start cracking up in public because the SA christmas albums are playing in my head and I don't think that'll ever change. Christmas albums?
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Dec 31, 2018 09:08
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Guy Mann posted:
Right? There's one I still can't find thats of a clown and the text "captialism invades every aspect of our threadbare society." That had legit haunted my dreams.
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Dec 31, 2018 10:09
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Riatsala posted:During the Christmas season I'll randomly start cracking up in public because the SA christmas albums are playing in my head and I don't think that'll ever change. I had to explain Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time to my partner yesterday. Not my proudest moment.
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Dec 31, 2018 10:11
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A picture of the WTC as a flaming wreckage came up today and the first thing I thought was "It's missing Hulk Hogan"
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Dec 31, 2018 10:40
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Antivehicular posted:I had to explain Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time to my partner yesterday. Not my proudest moment. I showed that to a co-worker once. She wasn't very amused. Also tonight I had to try and explain why I found "the weirdest poo poo" online. She asked, "did you google for that?" No, no I did not. I just found it because of SA, became aware of it and then explored it further because it was funny as hell. It was Sea Patrol. Apparently most normal people find it goddamn weird that I'm laughing a lot at Sea Patrol.
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Jan 2, 2019 09:29
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twistedmentat posted:I realized today that i pretty much always use bux when telling someone an amount of money. If I say or hear "ten bux" I have to silently add "dumb fucks" in my head every time.
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Jan 2, 2019 16:19
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twistedmentat posted:I need to Um Actually in any conversation that claims Slenderman was a creation of 4chan or Creepypasta. Is there somewhere a list of SAs contributions to world culture? Didn't we invent lolcats/memes in general?
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Jan 3, 2019 02:41
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Putting cutesy text over images of cats for mass distribution predates photography itself and goes back to early lithographs, but using impact font? That's all goongrown baby!
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Jan 3, 2019 03:30
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Guy Mann posted:In terms of actually ruining me I think the biggest negative effect SA had on my life was the way its PC gaming culture simultaneously prolonged the amount of time I spent immersed in gaming while spending less time actually playing games and not enjoying them nearly as much when I did. The fixation on deals and saving and gaming various systems especially, the Steam thread and the like are one huge community of people spending hundreds and even thousands of dollars on games they'll never play while patting themselves on the back for "saving" so much money and making the countless hours spent monitoring deals and bundles and idling for cards to sell for pennies of "free" money worth it. And having more games than you could ever play while you continue to buy even more makes people focus on minmaxing their gaming time even further; there are entire threads and websites built around forcing people to play games to a certain play time or percentage completion just for the purpose of checking them off of some list, arguments and guides about how many hours you have to sink into a game or game series before it actually gets fun to play, and deep battle trenches dug over exactly what combination of mods and DLC and character builds are the Objectively Superior Gaming Experience. Factor in the increasingly loud, angry, and fragmented culture wars over everything from DLC prices to the hair color of default protagonists and it's just a morass of unhappy people who seem to spend more time arguing about games than actually playing them and for all the time and energy they spend following coverage of new games spend most of their actual gaming time just playing the same map game or roguelite day in and day out year after year. On this note, SA made me realize how repugnant "gamers" were so I sold everything and am trying to live in reality and be mentally and physically healthy. But since I live in a place that never stops raining and is 10C/50F until May I have just ended up catching up on decades of tv and movies. Black Mirror is pretty dope (two episodes in)
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Jan 3, 2019 08:25
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:On this note, SA made me realize how repugnant "gamers" were so I sold everything and am trying to live in reality and be mentally and physically healthy. But since I live in a place that never stops raining and is 10C/50F until May I have just ended up catching up on decades of tv and movies. You know you can just... play video games and act like a normal, decent human being?
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Jan 3, 2019 14:12
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:You know you can just... play video games and act like a normal, decent human being? what the gently caress
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Jan 3, 2019 15:01
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Breetai posted:Christmas albums? About 10 years ago there was a thread encouraging goons to make intentionally bad Christmas music, ranging from obvious parody to vaguely believable schlock to legitimate genius. Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas Time is one of the more infamous, as it sounds just like a real Christmas song that just repeats that verse. Another from the first thread was a remix of Frank Sinatra saying "Christmas" over and over while the instrumentals progress. New threads have spawned every year, each adding a new album complete with cover art. All albums from 2009 to 2016 can be found and downloaded here as complete albums or individual tracks: http://saxmas.robotcousin.com Christmas Lobotomy, A Hole in the Ground, Bulletproof Reindeer, I took some Mistletoe Down to the Red Light District and Taco Bell Christmas are some of my favorites, but at this point Something Awful music is pretty much all I listen to during the holidays. My personal favorite from this year was This Postman Can. So yeah, I'm pretty fundamentally broken because of SA. Grammarchist has a new favorite as of 17:10 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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Jan 3, 2019 17:04
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Grammarchist posted:About 10 years ago there was a thread encouraging goons to make intentionally bad Christmas music, ranging from obvious parody to vaguely believable schlock to legitimate genius. Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas Time is one of the more infamous, as it sounds just like a real Christmas song that just repeats that verse. Another from the first thread was a remix of Frank Sinatra saying "Christmas" over and over while the instrumentals progress. New threads have spawned every year, each adding a new album complete with cover art. I wish I knew about this about 2 months ago. My wife wanted Christmas music on her phone, and I would have loved to sneak in some of these.
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Jan 3, 2019 17:14
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IUG posted:I wish I knew about this about 2 months ago. My wife wanted Christmas music on her phone, and I would have loved to sneak in some of these. I've often slipped tracks like this onto CDs of boring "real" Christmas music for older relatives. Some of them actually loved it and wanted to know where they could find more, which was more than a little awkward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIyekJXEUTA
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Jan 3, 2019 17:21
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Grammarchist posted:About 10 years ago there was a thread encouraging goons to make intentionally bad Christmas music, ranging from obvious parody to vaguely believable schlock to legitimate genius. Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas Time is one of the more infamous, as it sounds just like a real Christmas song that just repeats that verse. Another from the first thread was a remix of Frank Sinatra saying "Christmas" over and over while the instrumentals progress. New threads have spawned every year, each adding a new album complete with cover art. drat, I wish I had known about this like a month ago so I could have actually enjoyed them before/during Christmas. Content: I too am gravitating toward the mentality that SA is an ISP. However, the real reason it has ruined me is now I want to actually participate. So, I'm spending a ton of time trying to stay caught up on threads, as well as trying to speed through 1000s of pages of old threads to get caught up. I'm supposed to be working right now.
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Jan 3, 2019 17:47
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:You know you can just... play video games and act like a normal, decent human being? Nah I just don't want to play video games anymore. It does nothing but harm, and it gets more pronounced as you get closer to your 40s. I stopped enjoying them. Plus I'm moving across the world to somewhere with warmth and actual daylight year round. Last time I lived there (4 years) I never thought about firing up the ol vidya game console.
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Jan 3, 2019 18:13
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Nah I just don't want to play video games anymore. It does nothing but harm, and it gets more pronounced as you get closer to your 40s. I stopped enjoying them. lmao words of deep wisdom from the 30 something It's fine if you stopped enjoying THING but that doesn't mean THING is inherently bad or even bad for most people
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Jan 3, 2019 18:19
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I have a herniated disc and sciatic pain
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Jan 3, 2019 18:31
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The Bloop posted:lmao words of deep wisdom from the 30 something Yeah you're the type I'm talking about
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Jan 3, 2019 18:37
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Holy poo poo, I wish I'd known the goon Christmas music was around last month! I've had We Wish You an Adequate Festive Period in my head for almost a decade. "Dracula laughing for no reason" will forever be hilarious idk why.UnfortunateSexFart posted:Nah I just don't want to play video games anymore. It does nothing but harm, and it gets more pronounced as you get closer to your 40s. I stopped enjoying them. I recommend playing them with your family. My husband and nephew and I play adventure games and horror games together and it's a blast.
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Jan 3, 2019 19:03
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The goon Christmas albums are great and also how I discovered Hot Dad.The Bloop posted:lmao words of deep wisdom from the 30 something Nah gaming is literally a giant engine created to convert free time into a false sense of accomplishment. When you're an idiot child or NEET with no autonomy and endless free time it's as efficient a way of frittering away your free time as anything but lol if you actually have a job and life and hobbies and are putting that poo poo on hold to make numbers on a screen go up.
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Jan 3, 2019 21:41
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Guy Mann posted:The goon Christmas albums are great and also how I discovered Hot Dad. Is that so? 
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Jan 3, 2019 21:47
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Paladinus posted:Is that so? one imagines he speaks with some authority on the matter
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Jan 3, 2019 21:52
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Oh my god what a bunch of joyless chodes policing other people's harmless hobbies Now tell me about sportsball, crotchspawn, and genre novels
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Jan 3, 2019 22:04
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And drinking in public like it's somehow better than drinking at your house.
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Jan 3, 2019 22:08
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The Bloop posted:Oh my god what a bunch of joyless chodes policing other people's harmless hobbies to be fair, it would be thematic to the thread to do so being a goon has definitely made me somewhat more insufferable about certain things
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Jan 3, 2019 22:09
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:And drinking in public like it's somehow better than drinking at your house. Solve that problem by being homeless. The public is your house. rollsafe.jpg
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Jan 3, 2019 22:10
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Guy Mann posted:Nah gaming is literally a giant engine created to convert free time into a false sense of accomplishment. When you're an idiot child or NEET with no autonomy and endless free time it's as efficient a way of frittering away your free time as anything but lol if you actually have a job and life and hobbies and are putting that poo poo on hold to make numbers on a screen go up.
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Jan 3, 2019 22:17
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Guy Mann posted:The goon Christmas albums are great and also how I discovered Hot Dad. Replace that with "media consumption" and you might be on to something, otherwise you're just whining about drat kids these days (combined with some very Protestant Work Ethic bullshit) Listening to music, watching movies or TV, and reading novels, all take your free time and don't even have the decency to make numbers on a screen go up
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Jan 3, 2019 22:54
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Just lol at you children if you do anything I don't. It's me I'm the adult.
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Jan 4, 2019 04:58
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Nah I just don't want to play video games anymore. It does nothing but harm, and it gets more pronounced as you get closer to your 40s. I stopped enjoying them. If you dont WANT to then go ham, its just your original post sounded like you were educated out of being a gamer You can, though, decide to play a video game and not be a gamer who hates women and loves mountain dew. You can, also, have a job and just not decide to play video games when you are supposed to be at your job. Same goes for meeting friends. You can even have a date and then go on the date instead of playing video games, but then play video games the next day. Sounds like some of you goons have issues tho, idk *posting while having A BOYFRIEND in the same room, alt-tabbed from a video game, after work*
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Jan 4, 2019 05:19
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:You can even have a date and then go on the date instead of playing video games 
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Telemaze posted:Just lol at you children if you do anything I don't. It's me I'm the adult. Goons love to say things are for children, its one of the most annoying widespread things on this site. Its really picked up in the last few years, too.
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