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cult_hero posted:While recovering from knee surgery, my doctor asked me if I had stairs in my house. I told him I was protected. I was house sitting recently and while I was trying to navigate her cramped, pitch black basement staircase I found myself muttering, "This bitch is protected as hell".
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twistedmentat posted:I need to Um Actually in any conversation that claims Slenderman was a creation of 4chan or Creepypasta. I'm this goon. Oh god
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I'm here. Every day I'm here. I'm gonna be here until I die or the forums go dark forever, whichever comes first. Isn't that enough??? BTW, when you overhear your co-workers giggling about some "weird" porn thing they just heard of and you come over and it's the tamest bullshit you can imagine like cucking or a threesome, try not to wonder just how much you'd freak them out if you told them half the poo poo you've seen on this god forsaken website.
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We collect it and refine it and mold it into new horrors. Then we spread those out like cursed children. That has always been the way.
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The AUG thread changed titles and I forgot about the dog cockteeth. That's a thing I'm never telling or showing anyone because they wouldn't find it blackly funny and would just think I was a horrible pervert to even know about its existence. And god forbid I try to explain or unpack that poo poo. I mean, people at my work are just now learning about 2 girls 1 cup. They aren't prepared to learn about cockteeth, much less able to comprehend the mind behind cockteeth or why it's so horribly hilarious. I've seen too much. And there is always more. Every day I stray further and further from my peers.
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Antivehicular posted:I had to explain Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time to my partner yesterday. Not my proudest moment. I showed that to a co-worker once. She wasn't very amused. Also tonight I had to try and explain why I found "the weirdest poo poo" online. She asked, "did you google for that?" No, no I did not. I just found it because of SA, became aware of it and then explored it further because it was funny as hell. It was Sea Patrol. Apparently most normal people find it goddamn weird that I'm laughing a lot at Sea Patrol.
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