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These guys make decent movies that just happen to be really white but who makes the whitest movie?
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Dec 8, 2018 15:15
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easily wes anderson because his movies are all about *rich* white people vs cohen bros poor white person movies
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Dec 8, 2018 15:21
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Wes Anderson because sometimes the Cohen Bros. make it about white Jews.
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Dec 8, 2018 15:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4rNfgPAfI0
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Dec 8, 2018 15:29
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aren't the Coen Bros Jewish?
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Dec 8, 2018 15:32
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snack eater posted:aren't the Coen Bros Jewish? Yeah gefilt as fish, how do you think they get away with so much bad poo poo
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Dec 8, 2018 15:34
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Anderson by far
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Dec 8, 2018 15:36
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Anderson because he’s what happens when you grow up in suburban Texas but obsessively read The New Yorker and model your entire aesthetic on what those readings made you imagine about life in NYC.
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Dec 8, 2018 15:46
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LanceHunter posted:Anderson because he’s what happens when you grow up in suburban Texas but obsessively read The New Yorker and model your entire aesthetic on what those readings made you imagine about life in NYC. This sounds about right. It makes for some really interesting movies though.
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Dec 8, 2018 16:01
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Wes Anderson by a lot. I can't think of anyone even close to him, let alone jewish bros.
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Dec 8, 2018 16:28
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Robin Williams posted:Yeah gefilt as fish, how do you think they get away with so much bad poo poo lol expound plz
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Dec 8, 2018 16:46
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The Protagonist posted:lol expound plz Woody Allen is walking around a free man expound on why you asked please? Robin Williams fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Dec 8, 2018 |
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Dec 8, 2018 16:54
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wes anderson whiter coen brothers more jewish. jewishness is whiteness but it's a different kind of whiteness
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Dec 8, 2018 16:56
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The first half of Wes Andersons' career are some of the whitest movies ever made.
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Dec 8, 2018 17:00
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Robin Williams posted:Woody Allen is walking around a free man Maybe like myself he's pretty uncomfortable with jewish conspiracy posting? I can't talk for him though. Woody Allen is a piece of poo poo, but I'm not sure him walking around free has much to do with being jewish.
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Dec 8, 2018 17:01
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Or what that has to do with the Cohen's?
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Dec 8, 2018 17:08
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Grand budapest hotel is better than most cohen movies but the cohens movies are better than the rest of Anderson
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Dec 8, 2018 17:22
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Just dropping teh casual antisemitism into the thread like lol we all know those wacky Jews get away with everything
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Dec 8, 2018 18:12
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Wes Anderson usually films in 2.35:1, and the Coens usually film in 1.85:1 unless they're going for an Oscar, so I would say Anderson makes the wider movies e: misread
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Dec 8, 2018 18:30
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Cubone posted:Wes Anderson usually films in 2.35:1, and the Coens usually film in 1.85:1 unless they're going for an Oscar, so I would say Anderson makes the wider movies Lol
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Dec 8, 2018 18:57
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Cubone posted:Wes Anderson usually films in 2.35:1, and the Coens usually film in 1.85:1 unless they're going for an Oscar, so I would say Anderson makes the wider movies 
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Dec 8, 2018 19:15
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The Protagonist posted:Or what that has to do with the Cohen's? Previous guy said they were toxic jews
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Dec 8, 2018 19:17
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LanceHunter posted:Anderson because he’s what happens when you grow up in suburban Texas but obsessively read The New Yorker and model your entire aesthetic on what those readings made you imagine about life in NYC.
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Dec 8, 2018 19:21
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I don't care op
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Dec 8, 2018 19:21
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I saw a black guy in a movie once
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Dec 8, 2018 19:22
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oh dope posted:I saw a black guy in a movie once Simultaneously brave of you and about time!
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Dec 8, 2018 19:38
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Whenever I see Wes Anderson's name I get my hopes up for a second thinking of Wes Craven before the disappointment.
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Dec 8, 2018 19:47
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LanceHunter posted:Anderson because he’s what happens when you grow up in suburban Texas but obsessively read The New Yorker and model your entire aesthetic on what those readings made you imagine about life in NYC. Anderson by a mile. E: lots of black dudes that like Big Lebowski
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Dec 8, 2018 19:52
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i voted for Wes Anderson because the Cohen Bros have managed to make one (1) good movie compared to Anderson’s zero (0) and at least the Cohens haven’t made an extremely dumb movie set in japan
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Dec 8, 2018 20:01
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Wes Anderson made a good movie once? When did this happen?! 
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Dec 8, 2018 20:03
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wow who’d have thunk kuato is illiterate
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Dec 8, 2018 20:05
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WatermelonGun posted:wow who’d have thunk kuato is illiterate Probably Kuatos Sunday school teacher lolo
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Dec 8, 2018 20:07
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Spike Lee makes movies white people go see and then applaud and then talk about white people a lot on the way home so they can pretend they’re not like other white people white people white people
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Dec 8, 2018 20:09
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In The Bushes posted:Spike Lee makes movies white people go see and then applaud and then talk about white people a lot on the way home so they can pretend they’re not like other white people white people white people how many spike lee movies have you seen
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Dec 8, 2018 20:11
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The Royal Tenenbaums is a loving masterpiece, and I'll fite you for it. That said, it's incredibly loving white. So I'll go with Wes Anderson, OP.WatermelonGun posted:how many spike lee movies have you seen Do the right thing was the last one I watched. It was pretty good.
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Dec 8, 2018 20:15
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WatermelonGun posted:wow who’d have thunk kuato is illiterate Whoa, I already have two forums nemeses. I don’t think I have the time to deal with three. I’ll add you to the queue.
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Dec 8, 2018 20:15
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Nurge posted:The Royal Tenenbaums is a loving masterpiece, and I'll fite you for it. That said, it's incredibly loving white. So I'll go with Wes Anderson, OP. Plenty of people think that was his last good one so you’re prolly alright stopping there. I like Summer of Sam and He Got Game tho
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Dec 8, 2018 20:18
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Cubone posted:Wes Anderson usually films in 2.35:1, and the Coens usually film in 1.85:1 unless they're going for an Oscar, so I would say Anderson makes the wider movies
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Dec 8, 2018 20:31
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Entorwellian posted:The first half of Wes Andersons' career are some of the whitest movies ever made. Several of his movies are like film adaptations of an Urban Outfitters catalog. The only way his movies could be whiter is if one of them had a sequence where Taylor Swift flew up onto the roof of a Whole Foods during a snowstorm and made a nest out of khakis.
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Dec 8, 2018 21:00
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I would think it was the Wayan brothers
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Dec 8, 2018 21:08
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