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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Inspired by an art piece where the artists used an opinion poll to determine the 10 most wanted and unwanted elements in the visual medium, Dave Soldier applied the same methods to music.

Using the data, Dave combined what people hate in music, to create a horrible piece of trolling orchestral piece that includes: rapping sopranos, bagpipes, cowboy music, children singing, for 22 minutes.

https://youtu.be/wUOkz0a42k8

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Gee a 22 minute song designed to make people hate it?
Wow I can't click on that fast enough, man, really, THANKS for that link that I'm totally clicking on right now I can assure you

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Whoops my mouse slipped and I clicked on the '1' vote link instead of the one you posted I'm sorry let me try again

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i could have saved that guy a lot of time and just gave him a link to a sheryl crow song

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I've easily written worse songs

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

Whoops my mouse slipped and I clicked on the '1' vote link instead of the one you posted I'm sorry let me try again

I - I think you did that on purpose!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Gee a 22 minute song designed to make people hate it?
Wow I can't click on that fast enough, man, really, THANKS for that link that I'm totally clicking on right now I can assure you

lol

the Most Wanted Song is dogshit too, op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McIfIx29tSg

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

thats bush league bad op very disappointed just post a link to a mini thin music video or whatever and save us all the time and effort

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
https://youtu.be/CBIhbZPOJAE

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018


me in 1996

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Welcome to... The Unwanted Thread!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The tuba part sounds like it's from Flip Top Box

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

The irony

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I was literally just thinking about that song the other day in the parking lot of a grocery store. "We do all our shopping... At Wal-Mart!!!" *awful bagpipe noises*

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
I just don't understand prog rock.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Do you guys legit not like this?
Its been on my rotation and roadtrip collection for years.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Clearly marketing propaganda for Walmart competitors.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

sounds like the lowest common denominator. which is....surely the point?

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
any song longer than 4 minutes is poo poo in the first place

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
gently caress all of you, I'm about 10 minutes into it and I can't stop laughing.

This is excellent.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
yo yo, im cowboy living

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_ykkabKbx0

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit
Do your shopping at...
















Walmart!

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
You did it. You! You! You!

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
Philosophy itself is nonsense
Nonsense.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNGR792Ifk

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nah it's just pure concentrated 90s

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it's a funny thing to do, but after hearing it once years ago i don't see any value in hearing it, or thinking of it ever again

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
RAMADAN

RAMADAN

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
This is actually some good poo poo

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Top Hats Monthly posted:

RAMADAN

RAMADAN

LOTS OF PRAYING WITH NO BREAKFAST

RAMADAN

LOTS OF FUN

DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING... AT WALMART!

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Junk posted:

LOTS OF PRAYING WITH NO BREAKFAST

RAMADAN

LOTS OF FUN

DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING... AT WALMART!

yea this song rules im sorry

the way the kids just scream the chorus of that is the best

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
I never heard of this Unwanted Song before and listened to the whole thing. it's a fun song, really reminds me of The Residents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Ln-fajgYI

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

the end of the 1st chorus is fantastic for real

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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I made a thread about this years ago and one goon put together a narrative about an opera singer who wants to quit to become a cowboy. Along the way she learns about commercialism, philosophy and politics, ultimately realizing that there is good in everyone for a happy, if somewhat saccharine, ending.

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