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https://www.lonite.com/cremation-ashes-into-diamonds/ Apparently your friends and loved ones can trap your soul forever inside of a diamond. Toying with your immortal being like a child plays with a marble. Perhaps wearing you around their neck or on their finger. Not sure if you'd be able to haunt them or something. I mean, probably. I think that is what this information from the website is implying: 
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i always wish that i could more conveniently transport the remains of my ancestors
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Dec 11, 2018 18:08
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Extremely cool that I can now transcend mortality and become a Lich with a phylactery purchased on the internet.
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Dec 11, 2018 18:11
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personally i hope the op is put inside a gem while still alive
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Dec 11, 2018 18:13
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I do that but instead I fuse my shits into diamonds so I never lose part of myself
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Dec 11, 2018 18:14
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Fried Watermelon posted:I do that but instead I fuse my shits into diamonds so I never lose part of myself Imagine your family finding them after you die thinking that you were secretly a millionaire hoarding diamonds. But no. No, it's just 86 years of shits.
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Dec 11, 2018 18:30
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Hell Yeah posted:personally i hope the op is put inside a gem while still alive Bitch we're all living in a gem. Deal with it.
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Dec 11, 2018 18:30
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The JO crystal industry is going to go nuts when they find out about this.
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Dec 11, 2018 19:16
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This post brought to you by "Literally a Diamond"
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Dec 11, 2018 19:35
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Oscar Wild posted:This post brought to you by "Literally a Diamond"
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Dec 11, 2018 20:33
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*gym
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Dec 11, 2018 20:34
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klapman posted:*gym The homeless racist van-dweller thread is thataway
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Dec 11, 2018 20:36
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i'm trying to imagine a jewelery ad where the pitch is you get to time travel to the future and turn the corpse of your prospective bride into a diamond and then you travel back and use that diamond in the engagement ring
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Dec 11, 2018 20:40
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Isn't this the plot of metal gear solid 5
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Dec 11, 2018 21:00
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Dad didn't leave us much so we made a lapis lazuli out of him. Semi precious indeed.
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Dec 11, 2018 21:06
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A diamond encrusted buttplug, made from people.
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Dec 11, 2018 21:49
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I want my family to make me into a garish solitaire diamond ring. Then, I want someone to wear that ring and gently caress up a bunch of mirrors and glass storefronts with it.
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Dec 11, 2018 22:08
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thank god i can just leave my daughter's body in the gutter and buy a diamond instead of burying it like some sort of neanderthal.
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Dec 11, 2018 22:16
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Personally I'd rather go with this option.
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Dec 11, 2018 22:42
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Die-mond.
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Dec 11, 2018 22:43
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Moon Atari posted:Personally I'd rather go with this option. Heh that's more like it. Hey! I'm pretty sure a cremated body has several pounds of ashes at least, this could be a nice business venture.
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Dec 11, 2018 22:50
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We also offer the deluxe package were we just sew you up inside of Neil Diamond.
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Dec 11, 2018 23:12
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This is just more propaganda by the circumcision lobby. Everyone knows that the value of the diamond depends on how it's cut.
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Dec 12, 2018 00:16
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gently caress being turned into shiny trinket fiat currency when I die. I'm gonna insist my remains be injected directly into the blockchain.
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Dec 12, 2018 00:20
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Consider this: the noble tradition of sky burial, but with homeless people instead of birds.
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Dec 12, 2018 00:22
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the magic only works for mothers, husbands and daughters apparently
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Dec 12, 2018 00:22
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can a diamond be an orb?
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Dec 12, 2018 00:37
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I specifically requested that my remains will be aerosolized and pumped into the HVAC systems of Wal-Marts everywhere
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Dec 12, 2018 00:50
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It isn't recommended
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Dec 12, 2018 01:03
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gently caress yeah, turn me into a wishmaster
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Dec 12, 2018 01:20
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Moon Atari posted:Personally I'd rather go with this option.  That's loving dedication.
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Dec 12, 2018 02:42
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hell yeah, being a gem would be awesome because it would mean i was dead
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Dec 12, 2018 02:49
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Literally A Person posted:https://www.lonite.com/cremation-ashes-into-diamonds/ Hmmm, yes, if only there was a way to avoid the cost of burials and convert the deceased into portable memorials. I'm hot as an oven thinking about how no one has thought of an alternative, before this
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Dec 12, 2018 02:51
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Souls don't exist OP
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Dec 12, 2018 02:53
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Any goons want to go halfsies and spend the rest of time sharing a soulgem apartment?
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Dec 12, 2018 02:59
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What
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Dec 12, 2018 03:00
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Away all Goats posted:Souls don't exist OP Then let me put you in a diamond. Put your soul where you mouth is.
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Dec 12, 2018 03:09
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Nah I'm getting a sky burial and have birds eat my body hell yeah
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Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VofQjhpkJpY
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